What do you do to clean out?

[Mydavid]

I remember I read in a post saying it will take more than 1 hour for him to clean out.

It usually only takes me 15-20 minutes.

I wonder what he does when cleaning out, why is it so long?

[Guy Fawkes]

That's funny it only takes me a minute or two. Perhaps I'm doing it wrong?

 

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

I find this helps in getting the really tough clogs out...

 

[rvwnsd]

I remember I read in a post saying it will take more than 1 hour for him to clean out.

It usually only takes me 15-20 minutes.

I wonder what he does when cleaning out, why is it so long?

Well, you are probably using fewer virgins when you do the purification ritual.

[Guy Fawkes]

Virgins! I was suppose to use Virgins? No wonder the ritual had problems.

 

Does anybody know what the current price of a Virgin is?

 

Well, you are probably using fewer virgins when you do the purification ritual.

[Bearofdistinction]

Just Stick a Goats Head up your hole and he will eat you clean in 5 minutes and give you a prostate

massage at the same time --- Really you ask? Naaaaaahhhhh

[+ Keith30309]

Just Stick a Goats Head up your hole and he will eat you clean in 5 minutes and give you a prostate

massage at the same time --- Really you ask? Naaaaaahhhhh

Is that a thing now?

Damned Millennials and their 5-minute fads!

I'm headed over to Pinterest. BRB

[LADoug1]

I hate the cleaning out ritual. Time varies and depends on the method used. It's worth the effort though!

[Rudynate]

An hour doesn't seem unreasonable, if you want to be thorough and be sure there are no accidents or interruptions.

[+ Funguy]

Just Stick a Goats Head up your hole and he will eat you clean in 5 minutes and give you a prostate

massage at the same time --- Really you ask? Naaaaaahhhhh

 

Thought it was a gerbil!

(OK, couldn't resist)

 

The shower shot, or whatever it's called, is great and only takes a few minutes. I wait 15-20 minutes and do again just to be sure.

Caveat: make sure the water is cold (even warm can be too warm) and you are not blasting the water!

[rvwnsd]

Virgins! I was suppose to use Virgins? No wonder the ritual had problems.

 

Does anybody know what the current price of a Virgin is?

 

As long as you don't use sturgeons, you should be OK.

 

Now, a cute surgeon might be an acceptable substitute.

[+ poolboy48220]

I've never heard the cold water thing; googling says it should be about body temperature (and I had to laugh at the multiple "NEVER HEAT THE WATER ON THE STOVE" warnings).

 

I have read, probably here, that cleaning out an hour or so before you meet lets any excess water get absorbed back into your body.

[tanman4u]

Of course plenty of fibre in your diet certainly helps. I've been using Pure for Men and it's helped quite a bit. I think I read that there's others that are probably less expensive and do the same thing but ordering this stuff has been really easy and it works. Then a couple of douches and I'm set. I used to use the shower shot thing but what a pain that is to travel with versus the squeeze ball thingie.

 

My biggest gripe isn't the time it takes to prepare (hell it's going to be my hotel room bed so I don't want to sleep in a mishap) it's going to the all the trouble to do the prepping and then getting stood up. Aaaaargh!

[+ pitman]

A high fiber diet is key. I enjoy fruits, veggies and whole grains, and am very skeptical of products like Pure for Men. Are mens' GI systems different from womens'? This seems like a marketing gimmick targeting gay men. But if it works for you, go for it!

[Wunder82]

A Newbie's point of view: I try using the squeeze ball thingy or Fleet's enema an hour before. The problem is my torso is long, I can barely reach the "manhole" to insert the tip. I am contorted on the floor, or over the porcelain convenience... trying to mimic the cartoon image on the Fleet's box, and all the while trying to keep the tip "in target". A video of this process would rate a 10 on the laughter scale. So when my escort shows up, I am squeaky clean, smiling... ready for play after all that work. Pure for Men helps, but I agree with another poster; there's got to be cheaper products that do the same thing. -=Wunder

[Mydavid]

I usually only get rid of the feces once every day, and it is in the morning, just after I get up. I have no difficulty to get ride of all. I can hardly do it again in the afternoon or in the evening because it seems I have nothing to remove.

 

I usually just douche my anus by shower faucet before I meet the escort, I don't think I get rid of too much by doing that, and maybe some water leaves inside me since it is not easy to let all water to flow out. Fortunately, I have never had any accident so far. I like to get rimmed and finger fucked, so I'd like to keep it very clean. I tried to finger myself and smell it or even lick it, it seemed pretty okay.

 

I just wonder if there are some good methods or I have been ignoring some important steps so that I might have trouble.

[+ Funguy]

A Newbie's point of view: I try using the squeeze ball thingy or Fleet's enema an hour before. The problem is my torso is long, I can barely reach the "manhole" to insert the tip. I am contorted on the floor, or over the porcelain convenience... trying to mimic the cartoon image on the Fleet's box, and all the while trying to keep the tip "in target". A video of this process would rate a 10 on the laughter scale. So when my escort shows up, I am squeaky clean, smiling... ready for play after all that work. Pure for Men helps, but I agree with another poster; there's got to be cheaper products that do the same thing. -=Wunder

 

Not trying to be funny - have you tried it in the shower/tub? Easier than trying on the porcelain receptacle and wash it down the drain, do as many times as needed but leave at least 1-2 hours for excess water to be absorbed.

 

Now, we are all in need of laughter so please make that video!

 

Also, psyllium or metamucil capsules do the same as Pure but much cheaper.

[Guy Fawkes]

Try doing it in the bathtub and using an enema bag hanging off the shower head. The cost is minimal. With the enema bag you've separated it into two operations; Getting it inserted, and getting the solution in.

 

Some people are perfectly willing to help with that process. Some of those people are the same ones you'd hire. Communicate! Tell them that you're a newbie and ask if they're willing to help. If they're the least bit playful, prepare to lean over.

 

However, add another hour to the session. You really want to give the water a chance to make its way out. I suspect you can figure out things to occupy the time.

 

While the video is cheesy it does cover a lot of the options that may be helpful for you.

 

 

A Newbie's point of view: I try using the squeeze ball thingy or Fleet's enema an hour before. The problem is my torso is long, I can barely reach the "manhole" to insert the tip. I am contorted on the floor, or over the porcelain convenience... trying to mimic the cartoon image on the Fleet's box, and all the while trying to keep the tip "in target". A video of this process would rate a 10 on the laughter scale. So when my escort shows up, I am squeaky clean, smiling... ready for play after all that work. Pure for Men helps, but I agree with another poster; there's got to be cheaper products that do the same thing. -=Wunder

[+ pitman]

These guys cover most of the essential points with a lot of added hilarity.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Great minds think alike (does that mean the lessor minds do the same?); and I like hairy chests.

 

These guys cover most of the essential points with a lot of added hilarity.

 

[+ pitman]

If you require more explicit instructions:

 

http://www.manhub.com/watch/26276/how-to-properly-use-an-anal-douche/

[Rudynate]

A Newbie's point of view: I try using the squeeze ball thingy or Fleet's enema an hour before. The problem is my torso is long, I can barely reach the "manhole" to insert the tip. I am contorted on the floor, or over the porcelain convenience... trying to mimic the cartoon image on the Fleet's box, and all the while trying to keep the tip "in target". A video of this process would rate a 10 on the laughter scale. So when my escort shows up, I am squeaky clean, smiling... ready for play after all that work. Pure for Men helps, but I agree with another poster; there's got to be cheaper products that do the same thing. -=Wunder

 

Yes, there is an alternative - good ol' Metamucil or one of the generic equivalents. You can also sprinkle flaxseed on your cereal in the morning and put a teaspoon of chia seed in your smoothie.

[+ Funguy]

No cereal for the flaxseed and no smoothie for the chia - so, CAPSULES 3-4 times per day as directed. Lots of water. How much easier can it get?

[Rudynate]

No cereal for the flaxseed and no smoothie for the chia - so, CAPSULES 3-4 times per day as directed. Lots of water. How much easier can it get?

Wha?! No oatmeal in the morning?

[MassageDrew]

High fiber diet helps but I do use metamucil powder the day I know I'm getting fucked. Keeps the poop real solid and it makes you feel clean after the download. You don't have that feeling like you have leftovers. And it makes cleaning out with the shower attachment faster.