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[Lucky Day345]

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[+ Eric Hassan]

I'm sorry you've had some of the experiences you've had, but I don't think a group re-telling of our worst experiences is an appropriate use of this forum.

[escortrod]

I'm sorry you've had some of the experiences you've had, but I don't think a group re-telling of our worst experiences is an appropriate use of this forum.

I don't know. There could be some lessons to be had.

 

All of my worst experiences, bar one, have been with clients who were extremely high on drugs, when I was completely sober. I'm normally too polite to just leave, which is something I should probably work on.

 

One experience inparticular stands out. A hot guy in London hired me. He told me he worked for a large pharmaceutical company. Whether that was true or not, he had a variety of prescription drugs, many of which he took as a cocktail. In the ensuing high he became toddler-like, and at one point his legs gave out from underneath him. Unfortunately he was standing in front of his glass coffee table at the time, and so he landed on his coccyx on the corner of the table. I had to make sure he wasn't seriously injured, put him to bed, routinely check that he was still alive, and hang around until he was conscious and cogent. I probably should have called an ambulance, but they have enough to deal with already.

[+ Eric Hassan]

Oops, then ,

 

I'm new.

 

Is it OK to gripe in this forum if we don't mention an escort by name ?

 

Welcome to the forum.

 

My statement might have been more clear. You're free to talk about anything you like, as long as you play by the rules, and there are no rules against griping. I simply feel that inviting people to just tell their horrible stories - without a certain goal other than telling them - seems to be against the spirit of this forum. It seems to be just an invitation to negativity and that doesn't seem, to me, to be a great use of this space.

 

I don't know. There could be some lessons to be had.

 

All of my worst experiences, bar one, have been with clients who were extremely high on drugs, when I was completely sober. I'm normally too polite to just leave, which is something I should probably work on.

 

One experience inparticular stands out. A hot guy in London hired me. He told me he worked for a large pharmaceutical company. Whether that was true or not, he had a variety of prescription drugs, many of which he took as a cocktail. In the ensuing high he became toddler-like, and at one point his legs gave out from underneath him. Unfortunately he was standing in front of his glass coffee table at the time, and so he landed on his coccyx on the corner of the table. I had to make sure he wasn't seriously injured, put him to bed, routinely check that he was still alive, and hang around until he was conscious and cogent. I probably should have called an ambulance, but they have enough to deal with already.

 

Yes, there could be lessons to be had - I agree. I just don't think, as I stated above, to offer an open invitation to share your worst experiences accomplishes anything. I might be wrong. I just think we could probably do better for ourselves. I see, for example, how your post might relate some tough circumstances and be an avenue to ask for support - not just a chance to bitch. I remain open to seeing what happens, but I stand by my cautionary tone.

[+ pitman]

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

[MikeyGMin]

It doesn't have to be a, "He was so awful, he did XYZ, isn't he terrible?" kind of story.

 

My worst experience ever was with a college kid in San Diego. Younger than I would ever normally consider hiring, but he was 6'6" and gorgeous and I just couldn't resist. When he showed up he had a complete deer-in-the-headlights kind of expression and was obviously scared and nervous. I should have sent him away with half the money or some other kind gesture, but instead I went through with it. Needless to say he was stiff as a board and just wanted to get it over with.

 

When he left, I made a promise to myself never to do that kind of thing again. It wasn't as bad as taking advantage of a street kid, but he was obviously doing it out of some sort of desperation. I'm never going to feel like that kind of person again.

[+ poolboy48220]

I don't know, there could be some funny stories that come out of this.

 

I was with a guy who suddenly developed some serious stomach problems shortly after we started. He spent about a half-hour in my bathroom. Poor guy was embarrassed, and didn't charge me (I think).

[Good Grief]

My first overnight hire, about 10 years ago, was really good. We talked, we dined, we had a few drinks, we had fun in bed - kissing, groping, etc, etc, etc. Everything seemed fine. At lights out time, we spooned and touched and talked for a while, still fine. When we decided it was time for shut-eye, he arranged a second pillow over his head, perfectly aligned with the one under his head.

 

He said that was the only way he could sleep. I felt like I'd bedded-down with a hammerhead shark. I didn't know whether I should lift the top pillow up on occasion to give him air....

 

[escortrod]

My first overnight hire, about 10 years ago, was really good. We talked, we dined, we had a few drinks, we had fun in bed - kissing, groping, etc, etc, etc. Everything seemed fine. At lights out time, we spooned and touched and talked for a while, still fine. When we decided it was time for shut-eye, he arranged a second pillow over his head, perfectly aligned with the one under his head.

 

He said that was the only way he could sleep. I felt like I'd bedded-down with a hammerhead shark. I didn't know whether I should lift the top pillow up on occasion to give him air....

 

I love to sleep like that, but I don't because I'm worried I will suffocate myself.

[Good Grief]

I'm sorry you've had some of the experiences you've had, but I don't think a group re-telling of our worst experiences is an appropriate use of this forum.

 

Sorry @Eric Hassan that I shared my hammerhead shark tale.......

 

Didn't turn out to be a nightmare since I kept lifting the pillow to give him air.

[Nvr2Thick]

I had a straight trade escort who was impossibly well hung and very aggressive. I thought his advertised 10" was at least a slight exaggeration, but it turned out to be an accurate assessment and absurdly thick at the base. Once he was fully hard he gave me no opportunity to "bond" or get acquainted or even get comfortable. He was aggressive from start to finish and didn't read into any of my cues to ease up in the slightest. He entered me way too quickly, and didn't give me any time to adjust before he went at me hard, deep, and rough. Every thrust was too deep for me and I'd respond by escaping further away from him with him chasing until we'd reach the end of the bed and he'd get me back into position and continue, or he'd grip me by my upper arms or literally run me up the wall. He was relentless, pursuing his own pleasure and ignoring mine as if I was barely even there. When he was about to finish he collapsed with all of his weight crushing me awkwardly and with his full length pushed all the way up in me painfully and wouldn't let up until he was completely satisfied. After he left I was so dazed, traumatized, and sore that I thought I had internal injuries, my joints all ached, and from his grip I had bruises on my biceps and triceps as well as my shoulders with the mark of his fingers and thumbs.

 

Oh wait, nightmares. I'm sorry. I thought this was a thread on best escort experiences. I really miss that guy...

[escortrod]

Every thrust was too deep for me and I'd respond by escaping further away from him with him chasing until we'd reach the end of the bed and he'd get me back into position and continue...

In my mind I'm imagining this sped up 10x, with the Benny Hill theme playing.

[beachboy]

In my mind I'm imagining this sped up 10x, with the Benny Hill theme playing.

LMAO - you have a very vivid imagination !

[MikeyGMin]

Kind of a nightmare turned into a blessing so thats why I'm telling it

 

So this guy shows up to my place and at the end of the session he's about to leave and walk out the door literally and I go hey what about my rate. He said he thought this was a free session as he answered a couple emails, Im guessing he was chatting with other guys some were offering free sex so guess he got me mixed up with someone else i guess :pOr maybe he planned it all along and didnt expect me to speak up

 

So he told me he was sorry and embarrassed he would still pay me, but he had to leave now to make it on time home as he had a wife, his wife literally called in the middle of the session and they were arguing on the phone lol. So I had to head all the way downtown to get paid, but anyhoo it was a funny story, and he did pay me at the end even though it took a long ride to get it. He's coming back to my place tomorrow so it all worked out, and hopefully he's not as naughty as he was the first time

Are there escorts in NYC offering free test runs? God I love New York!

[Mo Mason]

Straight guy. Gorgeous. Abercrombie & Fitch model. He had only escorted a couple times before me and he was really nervous. It was supposed to be an overnight, but after about 30 minutes of getting to know one another and oral fun, he suddenly remembered that it was his weekend to keep his 3-year-old son. He left, and I still don't know if it was true or not but I really don't think it was. He was very uncomfortable. He left the hotel room with the few bucks I offered him and I ate his share of pizza.

 

And I drank his beer.

 

Actually now that I think about it I think I won in this situation.

[gallahadesquire]

A fellow in Orlando who should not have been escorting. 6'2", 8", athletic build. Great companion; no interaction. Upsold me to an overnight.

[+ Charlie]

I don't know. There could be some lessons to be had.

 

All of my worst experiences, bar one, have been with clients who were extremely high on drugs, when I was completely sober.

Most of my worst experiences have been with escorts who were extremely high on drugs, when I was completely sober. The lesson to be had is not to have sex with anyone unless you are both high on drugs, or both sober.

[jawjateck]

Hunky college student. Great in the sack. Fun fun fun. Went away with him for a weekend. When we returned home, I found that he had slipped the envelop back into my bag with the entire fee for the weekend. Later said to me that the trip was its own reward.

 

The nerve of that kid!

[bigvalboy]

A number of years ago I had one of my favorite regulars over for an overnight. The next afternoon when he was gone, I realized that a rather fine Baum Mercier was missing. It had been acquired under unusual circumstances, and I prized it. I wrote a series of rather nasty emails accusing him of the theft. I ended all communication with him, and although he pleaded his innocence and was deeply hurt that I had even accused him, I refused to acknowledge his calls, cut him off, and moved on to greener pastures. Two years later while moving, a friend and I lifted the couched to move it, and out slid the watch onto the floor. It had been buried in the cushions all that time. I apparently had taken it off that evening and set it aside, and of course it had slid down in between the cushions. I promptly called him with an extensive apology, he was much relived and more gracious than I when I first accused him, but alas he had gotten married to some woman, and we never reconnected again...

[sniggy]

Honestly all my escort hires have been super fun while several of my app hookups have had guys show up super fucked up, had guys look nothing like their photos, or ended up with me getting some awesome STI. I mean I've had some sensationally hot hook-ups too, but so far (knock wood) my escort hires have been 100% great.

[Courage]

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

 

Congrats!! You win the Internet!

[Bearofdistinction]

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

 

 

I had this horrible nightmare that a mentally unstable paranoid megalomaniac who was a pathological liar

conman game show host lost an election by nearly 3 million votes and still became president -- And I Cant wake up!!!

 

It just keeps getting more and more bizarre! PLEASE LET ME WAKE UP - Why don't I have to piss -- that always wakes me up

And I always wake up right before the hung furry Latin nurse is about to fuck me -- But this PLEASE LET ME WAKE UP!!!!

[Bearofdistinction]

Share any or all your nightmares with hiring escorts or masseurs.

 

Thankfully, I've never been robbed, beaten up, or scammed.

 

The only thing that happened to me was I encountered a SUPER HOMOPHOBIC bodybuilder who advertised as a masseur in a gay oriented massage site.

 

The bodybuilder was hot and his pictures were real.

 

The only thing was he was super uptight and homophobic.

 

He kept all his clothes on . He was wearing shorts and a tee shirt.

 

He only let me take of my tee shirt and I had to keep my shorts on.

 

He gave a piss poor massage and was uptight the massage.

 

I didn't even dare to ask about a happy ending.

 

I wonder if he sanitized the massage bed when I left.

 

He might have even sanitized his whole apartment after I left because he was acting so uptight.

 

What a moron he was being a hot bodybuilder and advertise in a gay oriented massage website and expect the gay guys who come to see him to NOT hit on him.

 

Anyone else with nightmare to share ?

 

In the Bad Ol days before the internet -- I responded to an ad in the local Bar Rag (For those under 40 - That is what we called the local paper/magazine that was primarily gay bar ads/gossip/and pics of people/personal and escort ads)

 

The gentleman (ahem) showed up wreaking of piss in filthy clothes - burst into the hotel room and headed for the bathroom - when he came out he had a needle in his arm shooting up . . . I had to call the hotel desk to get security to throw him out

[Larstrup]

A number of years ago I had one of my favorite regulars over for an overnight. The next afternoon when he was gone, I realized that a rather fine Baum Mercier was missing. It had been acquired under unusual circumstances, and I prized it. I wrote a series of rather nasty emails accusing him of the theft. I ended all communication with him, and although he pleaded his innocence and was deeply hurt that I had even accused him, I refused to acknowledge his calls, cut him off, and moved on to greener pastures. Two years later while moving, a friend and I lifted the couched to move it, and out slid the watch onto the floor. It had been buried in the cushions all that time. I apparently had taken it off that evening and set it aside, and of course it had slid down in between the cushions. I promptly called him with an extensive apology, he was much relived and more gracious than I when I first accused him, but alas he had gotten married to some woman, and we never reconnected again...

 

You need to clean your couch cushions more often then. That's just disgraceful! For a fine bottle of Baum Mercier to be under your ass all that time without you knowing suggests your inner couch springs are sagging more than you realize, or your ass is sagging more than you'll admit!

[needbodywork]

The sheer terror that occurs when meeting someone who uses inaccurate or fake pictures.

There's nothing scarier than that. Seriously. That's why I'll only meet now if I can see some recent social media.