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[Larstrup]

You need to clean your couch cushions more often then. That's just disgraceful! For a fine bottle of Baum Mercier to be under your ass all that time without you knowing suggests your inner couch springs are sagging more than you realize, or your ass is sagging more than you'll admit!

 

Ok, never mind. It was a watch, not a fine bottle of liquor! . I'm completely humiliated and embarrassed. Still, clean your couch cushions more often. You should have heard the ticking! #mynightmare

 

PS: I can also state in my own defense that I should have known better that It would be virtually impossible for @bigvalboy to misplace a fine bottle of liquor. Or even well!

[MassageDrew]

My only fear about getting a massage is the cleanliness of the massage table. More than half the time that I've gone in for a massage the lighting is already dimmed so it's hard to tell how clean the table is. I often ask if he had other appointments that day. One masseur had another appt just before mine started so it made me wonder if he actually leaned the table before I laid on top of it.

[bigvalboy]

Ok, never mind. It was a watch, not a fine bottle of liquor! . I'm completely humiliated and embarrassed. Still, clean your couch cushions more often. You should have heard the ticking! #mynightmare

 

PS: I can also state in my own defense that I should have known better that It would be virtually impossible for @bigvalboy to misplace a fine bottle of liquor. Or even well!

 

LMAO....

[sniggy]

My only fear about getting a massage is the cleanliness of the massage table. More than half the time that I've gone in for a massage the lighting is already dimmed so it's hard to tell how clean the table is. I often ask if he had other appointments that day. One masseur had another appt just before mine started so it made me wonder if he actually leaned the table before I laid on top of it.

Usually even the least professional masseur will cover the table with a sheet. I think you should feel free to request that. It's more comfortable in addition to more hygienic as long as the sheet is clean!

[LADoug1]

Hunky college student. Great in the sack. Fun fun fun. Went away with him for a weekend. When we returned home, I found that he had slipped the envelop back into my bag with the entire fee for the weekend. Later said to me that the trip was its own reward.

 

The nerve of that kid!

 

 

I don't understand. I think it was very sweet of him.

[mike carey]

I don't understand. I think it was very sweet of him.

I would have kept meeting him until he took the money!

[Racketjock]

Not to gripe but as Eric mentioned to share an ordeal that I learned from and was a valuable lesson: Had a couple hour session in Houston with a hot Brazilian guy and we did have a good time and worked up quite a good sweat. We hopped in the shower together, and he finished up first. I was taking a bit longer, but as I was toweling off and coming out of the bathroom, I saw him grab my computer bag and quickly exit the room. As I was naked and a bit shocked, I went to the door and saw him running down the hallway to the stairs. Fortunately, or unfortunately, in his hasty decision to run out, he forgot his phone and his keys fell out his back pack just outside my door. I dressed and within about 5 minutes got a call from the lobby with a made up story about having to leave quickly because he got a call from a friend who had an emergency. And then mentions that he may have left his phone and keys in my room. As his story unraveled, I asked is perhaps he had also taken my bag by mistake as it was now missing and he looked like he had it when running down the hall. His excuse was beyond lame and he knew he was caught and rightfully embarrassed. After I made sure he didn't take anything from my bag, I returned his stuff. My lesson is to put my belongings out of site, not readily accessible, and valuables/ wallet in the safe.

[caliguy]

I had some friends that are a couple that hired this kid. He over dosed on some GHB and passed out. They did everything they could to revive him including a cold shower. Finally called an ambulance.

 

Another friend had a knife impaled on him out of the blue from this very troubled kid. Stabbed him right in the chest and ran out the door.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Jesus Christ. This thread is the Fox News of male escorting

 

We've done stolen, stabbed and drugged. I'm waiting for a dead hooker story...

[caliguy]

Not to gripe but as Eric mentioned to share an ordeal that I learned from and was a valuable lesson: Had a couple hour session in Houston with a hot Brazilian guy and we did have a good time and worked up quite a good sweat. We hopped in the shower together, and he finished up first. I was taking a bit longer, but as I was toweling off and coming out of the bathroom, I saw him grab my computer bag and quickly exit the room. As I was naked and a bit shocked, I went to the door and saw him running down the hallway to the stairs. Fortunately, or unfortunately, in his hasty decision to run out, he forgot his phone and his keys fell out his back pack just outside my door. I dressed and within about 5 minutes got a call from the lobby with a made up story about having to leave quickly because he got a call from a friend who had an emergency. And then mentions that he may have left his phone and keys in my room. As his story unraveled, I asked is perhaps he had also taken my bag by mistake as it was now missing and he looked like he had it when running down the hall. His excuse was beyond lame and he knew he was caught and rightfully embarrassed. After I made sure he didn't take anything from my bag, I returned his stuff. My lesson is to put my belongings out of site, not readily accessible, and valuables/ wallet in the safe.

Reminds me of my wild days of drugging. Messing with these people you almost expected it. You were best new pals but anything that wasn't nailed down was fair game. Mostly electronics though. They come over with back packs you just knew to watch out.

[NuSingle]

As a newbie who hasn't had an initial hire yet, this thread is of value to me. It doesn't scare me off but maybe given me a few more red flags to be aware of and maybe some foresight in being able to think on my feet (or below them) if an unexpected situation happens when I do have an escort experience(s).

[BabyBoomer]

Jesus Christ. This thread is the Fox News of male escorting

 

We've done stolen, stabbed and drugged. I'm waiting for a dead hooker story...

 

Or dead client.

 

~ Boomer ~

[Mydavid]

Or dead client.

 

~ Boomer ~

One of my ex-coworkers died in a hotel, naked.

I didn't know he was gay, but my coworkers told me he was gay and was killed by someone who pretended to be an escort.

 

It happened more than 20 years ago, when I was still young.

[BabyBoomer]

One of my ex-coworkers died in a hotel, naked.

I didn't know he was gay, but my coworkers told me he was gay and was killed by someone who pretended to be an escort.

 

It happened more than 20 years ago, when I was still young.

 

Ya never know.

 

~Boomer ~