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not2rowdy Rising Star

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I’ll start out with this one:

 

The Devil Sock

 

Ok…you’re doing your laundry. The dryer just finished doing its thing.

You’ve been here before. You KNOW the “devil sock” is in there.

You take special precautions.

You…VERY carefully…crack the dryer door open…

You…VERY carefully…start to SLOWLY remove the clothes….

 

You blink…and in that blink that sonofabitch LEAPS out of the dryer…

And skittles across the floor…

And starts humping that damn dust bunny up against the wall…

(and you ran your Swiffer Duster in the laundry JUST YESTERDAY!!)

 

Anyone else with something to add?

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bigvalboy Grand Master

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Craving a machiatto and a lemon loaf, and going to Starbucks and seeing it in the display case, and asking the girl could she please get you one of those delicious lemon loafs, only to be told that all the cakes in the case are "plastic replicas" and that they are actually out of the lemon loaf....

 

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jjkrkwood Grand Master

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Craving a machiatto and a lemon loaf, and going to Starbucks and seeing it in the display case, and asking the girl could she please get you one of those delicious lemon loafs, only to be told that all the cakes in the case are "plastic replicas' and that they are actually out of the lemon loaf....

 

 

Have some CHEESECAKE !

jjkrkwood Grand Master

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Other than the BIG political irritant we are all experiencing, its being "forgetful".. Age is a bitch, and forgetting where you put shit just kills your day....

jjkrkwood Grand Master

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I want to know WHERE THE HELL my sox disappear to from the dryer. and it's always an odd number that disappears!

And don't tell me, "sock heaven"!

 

 

I always find em wrapped up in my sheets

jawjateck Veteran

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Use the drive-thru window, order, request condiments, pay, do a quick check of the bag before driving away, get home, open it up, and the order is wrong and requested condiments are missing. ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :(:mad:

WmClarke Mentor

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I want to know WHERE THE HELL my sox disappear to from the dryer. and it's always an odd number that disappears!

And don't tell me, "sock heaven"!

They transform into extra Tupperware lids.

whipped guy Grand Master

whipped guy

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I want to know WHERE THE HELL my sox disappear to from the dryer. and it's always an odd number that disappears!

And don't tell me, "sock heaven"!

Lately I've been finding extra sox so now I know where they've been coming from!

They transform into extra Tupperware lids.

Well at least I now know where my Tupperware® lids have disappeared to!

Kevin Slater Grand Master

Kevin Slater

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They transform into extra Tupperware lids.

 

An aside, but you all know that every Tupperware lid has a letter on the tab and every container has a letter underneath to tell you which match, right?

 

Kevin Slater

Guy Fawkes Grand Master

Guy Fawkes

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You spend the entire ficking day looking for your shit, climb into bed and feel it humping your leg!

 

Other than the BIG political irritant we are all experiencing, its being "forgetful".. Age is a bitch, and forgetting where you put shit just kills your day....

s <--- The lone letter that randomly shows up to mess up your post!

Hornplatz Enthusiast

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Other than the BIG political irritant we are all experiencing, its being "forgetful".. Age is a bitch, and forgetting where you put shit just kills your day....

 

You got that right and sometimes you are not sure what day it is and yesterday was your dental appointment.

sync Grand Master

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Not paying attention when I go marketing: Get home with wheat bread instead of white bread, low-calorie instead of regular whatever, and just recently, flavored instead of unflavored vodka (kill me now). :(

jjkrkwood Grand Master

jjkrkwood

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Not paying attention when I go marketing: Get home with wheat bread instead of white bread, low-calorie instead of regular whatever, and just recently, flavored instead of unflavored vodka (kill me now). :(

 

 

Well sync, you must have a guardian angel since wheat and low calorie is better for you anyway.... Cant speak on the vodka since I don't drink...... but maybe I should. ?

bigvalboy Grand Master

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Not paying attention when I go marketing: Get home with wheat bread instead of white bread, low-calorie instead of regular whatever, and just recently, flavored instead of unflavored vodka (kill me now). :(

 

+1...Or grabbing sugar free jelly, or Non-fat milk by mistake...I just want to scream.

gallahadesquire Grand Master

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I want to know WHERE THE HELL my sox disappear to from the dryer. and it's always an odd number that disappears!

And don't tell me, "sock heaven"!

 

They are in an alternate universe, along with the missing ball point pens.

Hornplatz Enthusiast

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This always irritates me... but waking up in the morning and having to wash and brush your teeth. Just because when I wake up, Im still so tired for like 15 minutes and I just want to go back to bed and cuddle up with my pillow some more :(

 

but after i wash my face and brush my teeth I'm awake for the entire day, it just takes me a while to finally awaken :oops:

 

AND being in bed ready to fall asleep when a client contacts you :( :p the ABSOLUTE worse lol

 

I like to cuddle up with my body pillow when I awaken in the morning and turn up the heat on the electric blanket

for a few minutes extra zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs.

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