What's your male stripper name?

[marylander1940]

Wife beater

 

[+ Truereview]

Hmmmm, Patch Huge Popeye...so Popeye Hugh Patrick? In trying to be creative with it, comes out too respectable.

I'm feeling an abbreviation...some of the smoothest strippers with some real swag just use initials.

I can hear the announcer now....

 

"Ladies and...gentlemen, let's give it up for our in-house booty shaker, our pec-a-licious, our sexy Papi Chulo,

Mr PHP!"

(Audience roars, applause, women faint, men adjust their package)

[marylander1940]

White & Trash (duo)

 

 

here they do their Jacuzzi routine

 

[marylander1940]

Young cowboy

 

[marylander1940]

Portlandia guy

 

http://www.alux.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hottest-tattooed-male-models46.jpg

[marylander1940]

the hunters

 

[marylander1940]

Country boy pescatarian

 

[marylander1940]

The Rastafarian skater

 

[marylander1940]

Cirque du soleil.

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/d02c5aacdea3594f86031a0c01f1e3a4/tumblr_ngnu7jPA191r187pho5_1280.jpg

[jawjateck]

Stone Long Snake according to this. It's quite a penis focussed list. I'd rather incorporate my glutes into my name.

 

I'd like to incorporate your glutes too.

[marylander1940]

Ken

 

[Nvr2Thick]

Patch Long Sepulveda

[+ José Soplanucas]

I got mine. I can use it as a male stripper or as a luchador: EL SOPLANUCAS.

[+ Truereview]

Patch Long Sepulveda

 

I got mine. I can use it as a male stripper or as a luchador: EL SOPLANUCAS.

ROFL!

[Bearofdistinction]

Let's play a game!

 

Using the following chart, pick your three-word Male Stripper name. Instead of "bra color " use the color of your undies - of course, if you are wearing a bra, go right ahead, feel free to follow the chart as is!

 

You are allowed to get a little creative with the naming, afterall, it is your stripper name!

 

Ready? Go!

 

Huge Wolf Rabinowitz, Esq. The Stripper /Attorney your mother would love you to marry .

 

No Client to big or too small!

 

[BigK]

Patch Huge Schlong

[N13]

I had always heard that your stripper name was

First Name - the name of your first pet

Last Name - The street name where you lived as a child

[rvwnsd]

Jaze Hefty-Hammer

[Bearofdistinction]

Portlandia guy

 

http://www.alux.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hottest-tattooed-male-models46.jpg[/

 

QUOTE] A hot boy ruined with to much graffiti - wait till that 26in waist hits 36

[nate_sf]

Taurus, the Long Torpedo here. Shake it baby!

[escortrod]

I had always heard that your stripper name was

First Name - the name of your first pet

Last Name - The street name where you lived as a child

Sam Castle. Much better.

[+ Truereview]

I had always heard that your stripper name was

First Name - the name of your first pet

Last Name - The street name where you lived as a child

I thought that was the code for our drag queen name? But if you are right, I kinda like mine too: Mignon Polo Club.

[N13]

I thought that was the code for our drag queen name? But if you are right, I kinda like mine too: Mignon Polo Club.

 

You may be right. I am so confused!

[beachboy]

I thought that was the code for our drag queen name? But if you are right, I kinda like mine too: Mignon Polo Club.

True in drag? That's a kinda disturbing thought!!

[slightly]

I had always heard that your stripper name was

First Name - the name of your first pet

Last Name - The street name where you lived as a child

This definitely works better for me in terms of male stripper....Neptune Fernhead! Actually, I quite like it as a drag name too!