What's your male stripper name?

[+ Truereview]

Let's play a game!

 

Using the following chart, pick your three-word Male Stripper name. Instead of "bra color " use the color of your undies - of course, if you are wearing a bra, go right ahead, feel free to follow the chart as is!

 

You are allowed to get a little creative with the naming, afterall, it is your stripper name!

 

Ready? Go!

[+ Truereview]

Me llamo Patch, the Giant Knob.

[jawjateck]

Wolff LongTorpedo......indeed!

[beachboy]

Taurus Huge Tool. Mmm...I need to change my calling card!

[escortrod]

Stone Long Snake according to this. It's quite a penis focussed list. I'd rather incorporate my glutes into my name.

[Jbdesc]

Me llamo Patch, the Giant Knob.

 

I see what you did there.

 

Roar, the Long Hammer.

[+ Truereview]

Taurus Huge Tool. Mmm...I need to change my calling card!

somebody's bday is coming up....

http://media.giphy.com/media/qE4ph7Tl9e4tG/giphy.gif

[jjkrkwood]

There is NO appropriate name for ME on that list !

 

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[beachboy]

somebody's bday is coming up....

http://media.giphy.com/media/qE4ph7Tl9e4tG/giphy.gif

Trouble with being born so close to a prophet's birthday is that it becomes a bit of a non event. Suits me - I stopped having birthdays years ago. I REFUSE TO GROW UP!!

[+ Truereview]

I REFUSE TO GROW...!

Not what I heard...

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[beachboy]

Not what I heard...

http://i1.ryjbuk.pl/511c853a153e61f09eddb29397f873a8f1f76d4c/zboczony-donald-gif

I'm not saying everything didn't grow!!

[+ sf westcoaster]

Mondo Long Snake

[+ Funguy]

Ranger Huge Knob

[+ bashful]

Armani Long Torpedo....(first time I have ever been considered "long")

[+ Charlie]

Jaxx Enormous Hose (te-he!)

[marylander1940]

Hot chocolate

 

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[+ ArVaGuy]

Jaze Huge Torpedo

[marylander1940]

Chinese buns

 

[marylander1940]

Mormon missionary

 

[+ José Soplanucas]

Yo soy Roar Huge Popeye.

With that name, rather than at the stage I can picture myself walking out of the store with a Family Bucket.

[+ friendofsheila]

I protest. These are straight male stripper names.

[marylander1940]

Yes on independence

 

[marylander1940]

Braveheart

 

[marylander1940]

Gladiator

 

[slightly]

Hmmmm, Patch Huge Popeye...so Popeye Hugh Patrick? In trying to be creative with it, comes out too respectable.