Escort hosted, but had no bed !

[jock]

This may seem like an odd question, but have any of you hired an escort who hosted at his apartment, but had no bed when you arrived? It is now clear to me that I should have just left when it became apparent that this escort had failed to mention in his very long and detailed Rentmen ad and in our subsequent text conversations that he had no bed in his somewhat small Manhattan walkup apartment. We had planned a two hour meeting where i said I was looking for a lot of full body contact and that I was versatile.

About an hour before I arrived , this escort suddenly texted and asked if I was interested in a threesome because he had a friend visiting from out of town. I said I didn't think that was a good idea because I hadn't even met the escort himself yet, and I couldn't agree to seeing two new people. I even said I didn't want to come to his apartment if the friend was going to be there. He agreed that the friend wouldn't be there, but He then asked if I could consider a duo for the second hour (which meant $250 for the first hour and an additional $500 for the second hour if the fried joined us) if the sex was fun in the first hour. Stupid me. That's when I should have said to myself that this guy is too pushy and controlling.

But since I had driven into the city, it was already 9:15 pm and I was less than 45 minutes from getting my rocks off, and I had no back up plan for the night, I went to said escorts apartment. When I arrived, he brought me into a cramped living room that had a massage table and a loveseat (not a couch. I make this point for a reason that is about to become clear). He then said that he hoped I would consider seeing his friend later, but he hoped I didn't show his pal too much attention "because he's really good looking and I sometimes get jealous when we work together." Another warning sign, but I soldiered on and said I'd consider it. We took off our clothes and started making out. He had porn playing on the TV, and I said, "can we go to your bed now?" And he said, "No man, we are gonna do it here on the table. That's how I play." I laughed cuz I thought he was joking. He was a punk/bohemian type and so I thought that was just his sense of humor.

But he was serious. Needless to say, it went further south from there. His friend did show up--early, and he was very hot. But when I looked at the table, I turned to them and said that not only was I not going to have sex on a table where I clearly couldn't have fun for two hours, and it was crazy for him to ask to have a threesome on said table! He then said, "Well what about the loveseat?" I looked at him and said "I'm not a contortionist, and each of us is at least 6ft tall. You've taken all the fun out of this when I already told you this morning that I wanted to have sex and a lot of body contact. You should advertise that you only have a massage table---and I guess, a floor. You should only be advertising as a masseur--not an escort." He said that most of his clients are for sex and not for massage, and they are happy with F---ing on the table.

I was completely duped by this pushy guy and I'm mad at myself for staying even 45 minutes, and from here on in, I will be sure to ask hosting escorts if they have a bed. It seems like an unnecessary question but this guy was not a new advertiser or a new escort on the scene. And yes I know that 90% of this disaster was my fault.

Has anyone else encountered an escort without a bed?

[Nvr2Thick]

Not quite the same, but I met with a masseur who clearly advertises "extras" that include escorting. We met in his hotel efficiency suite and started on the table with massage. As the scene progressed he seemed to steer me away from the bed. At one point I was bent over the bed with both of us standing on the floor, but that was as far as it got. If I wasn't kneeling on the floor I was on my back on his table with him topping me sling-style standing. I got the impression that he avoided the bed to circumvent intimacy. Now that I put my mind to it I can think of an escort who I met in my hotel room in Vegas. He controlled the entire scene without his feet leaving the floor. While he was fairly thorough I got the impression that he also did not care for the closeness or intimacy of a shared bed.

[rvwnsd]

...Has anyone else encountered an escort without a bed?

I have not encountered an escort who did not have a bed, but I did encounter an escort who wanted to fuck me on his table. It actually worked well, but I would rather get fucked on a bed.

[Jock123]

I dont know...

 

I just feel things could have been worse. It sounds like his pictures were accurate. And his Friend was hot. Of course having a bed would have made things more comfortable...seriously...the floor!? But If I were a client I'd rather be In THAT Dillema rather than meeting someone who didnt look like his pictures or even worse on Drugs(Which happens often).

 

 

Then again You WERE In NYC...so plenty of Hot guys. If this were a smaller town I think what mattered most is accurate descrptions of themselves etc. Nothing like getting all amped to meet a guy who sent you a 15yr old picture.

[+ Gar1eth]

Due to age and lack of limberness, I have trouble unless there is a bed with a mattress and a box spring that are a normal height off the floor. I have met with a few escorts and hook-ups who only had a mattress with a very low box spring, no box spring, or a couch/massage table only. It never works out well. And then occasionally there is the opposite problem where the mattress and box spring are too high for me.

 

Gman

[kaboom35]

I met up with an escort at his HOUSE. He took me to some room and we had sex on the floor. Extremely uncomfortable. Apparently he doesn't bring clients into his bedroom but if you are a hosting escort, have a bed. With that said he was hot and I had a good time despite playing on a hard floor. The next time I went over we played on his couch. Better but still not much room to move around. The 3rd time I was with him he has a queen size air mattress. He keeps improving. Lol.

[topinla]

I met up with an escort at his HOUSE. He took me to some room and we had sex on the floor. Extremely uncomfortable. Apparently he doesn't bring clients into his bedroom but if you are a hosting escort, have a bed. With that said he was hot and I had a good time despite playing on a hard floor. The next time I went over we played on his couch. Better but still not much room to move around. The 3rd time I was with him he has a queen size air mattress. He keeps improving. Lol.

 

It will be a sling the 4th time you'll be with him

[liubit]

One of the VERY rare times I have been to an escort's place in Prague, I arrived at a scarcely furnished very small room inside a larger apartment (shared bathroom). Just an office chair, a table, and no bed in sight. The boy --a very nice kid, by the way-- directed me to a thin foam mattress on a corner, and that is where we had sex. Uncomfortable, yes, but he was cute, had a nice ripped body, was a fantastic kisser, and he gave me one hell of a blowjob. By the time he swallowed my load, I had completely forgotten my discomfort...

[TruthBTold]

Jock, any way you look at it it was ridiculous. Assuming he knew that there was a good probability that there would be fucking of some kind he should have assumed that a bed would be necessary. Of course, it would be a different if you had explicitly told him prior to arrival, "Oh, by the way I only like to fuck on a love seat or the floor," but it does not sound like it happened that way. So I think you only owed for what you you feel you received.

[CCMaryland]

I met a guy once that ran out of soap and only had a sliver left on the dish when we were cleaning ourselves up. When I saw him again the next time, I came back with a couple of extra bars for him and he fell on the floor laughing.

[whipped guy]

Not only do I want a bed, but I want SPACE in the room as well! Last week I was originally planning to go to an escort's place. Unfortunately he had a house guest so he asked if he could come to see me. He had been to my southern place which while quite small has a reasonably large bedroom. Up north the place is larger but my bedroom is small. Plus there is no mattress in the larger rooms and there is no way I was going to only use a couch. (Much less a love seat or table!!!!!)

 

I gladly got us a hotel room that was halfway between our locations. We had plenty of space to play and didn't have to worry about a flogger knocking over a lamp! If confronted with the OP's predicament I would probably have bolted out of there. Plus there's is no way I would have wanted to deal with a total stranger and especially since the escort would have been a first time experience as well!!!!

 

An escort without a bed!!!!??? Some of these guys out there are really "off the wall" and "half baked"!!!! Welcome to the new normal!?!?!?! o_Oo_Oo_O

[happyguy2]

I really commiserate with you. This story reminded me of a pilgrimage I made to Montreal about ten years ago. I was having a great time in the afternoon at Campus(remember when afternoons there were fun?) when a really hot, personable and friendly French Canadian guy asked if he could join me at my table and sat next to me. Within an hour I found myself having agreed to some hot fun for a good price at his place. He had a bed, he had a nice but messy apartment. While we were having a really good time - after about half an hour - some very cute guy entered the apartment and a loud, tense conversation ensued in French. Didn't take long for me to understand that this guy did not only NOT have a bed, he didn't have this apartment, which belonged to the cute guy, who very kindly left for us to continue - only the mood had been killed by then!

[marylander1940]

This may seem like an odd question, but have any of you hired an escort who hosted at his apartment, but had no bed when you arrived? It is now clear to me that I should have just left when it became apparent that this escort had failed to mention in his very long and detailed Rentmen ad and in our subsequent text conversations that he had no bed in his somewhat small Manhattan walkup apartment. We had planned a two hour meeting where i said I was looking for a lot of full body contact and that I was versatile.

About an hour before I arrived , this escort suddenly texted and asked if I was interested in a threesome because he had a friend visiting from out of town. I said I didn't think that was a good idea because I hadn't even met the escort himself yet, and I couldn't agree to seeing two new people. I even said I didn't want to come to his apartment if the friend was going to be there. He agreed that the friend wouldn't be there, but He then asked if I could consider a duo for the second hour (which meant $250 for the first hour and an additional $500 for the second hour if the fried joined us) if the sex was fun in the first hour. Stupid me. That's when I should have said to myself that this guy is too pushy and controlling.

But since I had driven into the city, it was already 9:15 pm and I was less than 45 minutes from getting my rocks off, and I had no back up plan for the night, I went to said escorts apartment. When I arrived, he brought me into a cramped living room that had a massage table and a loveseat (not a couch. I make this point for a reason that is about to become clear). He then said that he hoped I would consider seeing his friend later, but he hoped I didn't show his pal too much attention "because he's really good looking and I sometimes get jealous when we work together." Another warning sign, but I soldiered on and said I'd consider it. We took off our clothes and started making out. He had porn playing on the TV, and I said, "can we go to your bed now?" And he said, "No man, we are gonna do it here on the table. That's how I play." I laughed cuz I thought he was joking. He was a punk/bohemian type and so I thought that was just his sense of humor.

But he was serious. Needless to say, it went further south from there. His friend did show up--early, and he was very hot. But when I looked at the table, I turned to them and said that not only was I not going to have sex on a table where I clearly couldn't have fun for two hours, and it was crazy for him to ask to have a threesome on said table! He then said, "Well what about the loveseat?" I looked at him and said "I'm not a contortionist, and each of us is at least 6ft tall. You've taken all the fun out of this when I already told you this morning that I wanted to have sex and a lot of body contact. You should advertise that you only have a massage table---and I guess, a floor. You should only be advertising as a masseur--not an escort." He said that most of his clients are for sex and not for massage, and they are happy with F---ing on the table.

I was completely duped by this pushy guy and I'm mad at myself for staying even 45 minutes, and from here on in, I will be sure to ask hosting escorts if they have a bed. It seems like an unnecessary question but this guy was not a new advertiser or a new escort on the scene. And yes I know that 90% of this disaster was my fault.

Has anyone else encountered an escort without a bed?

 

No... damn... do we have to ask the obvious now?

 

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Contortionist? LOL

 

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I'm sure more client's can't even keeps their legs up...

 

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[marylander1940]

Due to age and lack of limberness, I have trouble unless there is a bed with a mattress and a box spring that are a normal height off the floor. I have met with a few escorts and hook-ups who only had a mattress with a very low box spring, no box spring, or a couch/massage table only. It never works out well. And then occasionally there is the opposite problem where the mattress and box spring are too high for me.

 

Gman

 

@Gar1eth

 

Did you have fun with the escort (who had no bed or a too low or to high bed) on the table or the couch?

[+ harey]

That scene would make a great Monty Python sketch. The Bedless Escorts.

 

And this is one of the reasons I prefer outcalls to my hotel.

[adriano46]

Like some others here, I learned the hard way not to "invade" the personal space of an escort. Most of the ones I knew in Europe had very meagre housing (a crammed room or worse, a room with only a small mattress on the floor and unlaundered sheets). I like t shower before and after, and some do not even have a spare (clean) towel. So... I learned to always invite them to me at my hotel. It gives me a sense of security, and I know the bed lines are clean and there are ample fresh towels, soap etc... in the bathroom.

[Epigonos]

Several years ago I met a young college student at his apartment. The apartment was very meagerly furnished although clean and neat. His bed amounted to a double mattress on the floor of the bedroom. He was quite apologetic but we made it work. He kept thanking me for being so understanding and we went WAY over the appointment time. Damn he was rambunctious and fun, Fun, FUN.

[slightly]

Eeeeshk, not sure I'd be happy having full-on fun on a massage table, I'd be too worried we'd both fall off! Couch/sofa sounds perfectly fine to me, but I haven't reached an age where I need to take into consideration my back or mobility issues ( I know it'll come soon enough though, ain't in my stirling 20s anymore).

 

Also,recently I had my third ever encounter with an escort...great guy, very sensual and passionate, no conlaints, thinking I should right a review at some point...his in-call set up was a couch, six seater table, and a double mattress on the floor of what I can only assume was his flat's dining room. Personally, I quite like the bedless mattress, it felt comfortable and quite fun to wrestle around on but I can definitely see it being an issue for his more mature clients.

[PMintJack]

There's a cute asian guy I've seen twice. The first time his bedroom was so cluttered there was barely room to stand, but he had a full sized bed so it worked out fine.

The second time his room was much cleaner but he had downgraded to a twin size mattress on the floor. Bamboo mat instead of sheets. This was during the hottest part of summer, so the mat may have been fine to sleep on, but wasn't very comfortable for what we were doing. Next time will definitely be at my place.

[Man Crush Morris]

That's what the floor is for. Primal.

[CatnameFelix]

Never had this happen to me, all I want to say is as a short guy, who mainly tops, beds are overrated. They really get in the way. I've been with a guy 6'5, and the best position was standing with him bent over.

 

I've also been guilty of public play, and I tell you this, if there was a bed there, I wouldn't even approach it:p

[youngster]

How I like funnie stories here:)))

[Nvr2Thick]

Due to age and lack of limberness, I have trouble unless there is a bed with a mattress and a box spring that are a normal height off the floor. I have met with a few escorts and hook-ups who only had a mattress with a very low box spring, no box spring, or a couch/massage table only. It never works out well. And then occasionally there is the opposite problem where the mattress and box spring are too high for me.

 

Gman

 

Sounds like The Goldilocks Syndrome.

 

[sexymonk]

lol

[sexymonk]

who cares!