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Robert may be the single most boring person I've ever seen on television. Even more boring than Chris Hayes or Hannity.

 

I'm sorry he's not folkloric and stereotypical like Desi Arnaz, but I think he aint' boring.

 

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I'm sorry he's not folkloric and stereotypical like Desi Arnaz, but I think he aint' boring.

 

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Mary, stop being such a ball-buster.... He aint VISUALLY boring obviously, but he certainly is emotionally boring..... But as I said before, I would overlook it while he was skull-fucking me...

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I think the whole problem with this show is that it is playing it too safe. They don't want to rock the boat with all of the homophobic conservatives who might wish to take action. All we get is kissing (mostly close-mouth pecks) and talks about "I think we have a connection". Meanwhile ABC's shows like Bachelor In Paradise and VH1's Dating Naked have more hanky panky than several seasons' worth of General Hospital. They get away with it because the material is all hetero-"normal".

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Mary, stop being such a ball-buster.... He aint VISUALLY boring obviously, but he certainly is emotionally boring..... But as I said before, I would overlook it while he was skull-fucking me...

 

Miss JJ:

 

Stop projecting!

 

I made the case of his personality being boring (to some) because he ain't as folkloric as expected, you understand my point, right?

 

Every time you quote me I don't know if I should expect the usual sarcasm or the occasional drama, it would be nice to find some balance in this forum.

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I think the whole problem with this show is that it is playing it too safe. They don't want to rock the boat with all of the homophobic conservatives who might wish to take action. All we get is kissing (mostly close-mouth pecks) and talks about "I think we have a connection". Meanwhile ABC's shows like Bachelor In Paradise and VH1's Dating Naked have more hanky panky than several seasons' worth of General Hospital. They get away with it because the material is all hetero-"normal".

 

I cant see any homophobic conservatives even watching the show, or even knowing about it. I think the issue is that they just didn't want to give us what we expected, I bunch of horny, oversexed guys being promiscuous with each other in a big, gaudy house.

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Miss JJ:

 

Stop projecting!

 

I made the case of his personality being boring (to some) because he ain't as folkloric as expected, you understand my point, right?

 

Every time you quote me I don't know if I should expect the usual sarcasm or the occasional drama, it would be nice to find some balance in this forum.

 

Sweet Mary, you need to stop trying to be the forum director and just let things take their own course. You are starting to resemble Trump, if things don't go your way, you say they are "unbalanced"... Why not use the word of the day "RIGGED" ???? If we all just stay in our own lanes, we can find Peace.... Kum-Bay-Yah.....

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I think the whole problem with this show is that it is playing it too safe. They don't want to rock the boat with all of the homophobic conservatives who might wish to take action. All we get is kissing (mostly close-mouth pecks) and talks about "I think we have a connection". Meanwhile ABC's shows like Bachelor In Paradise and VH1's Dating Naked have more hanky panky than several seasons' worth of General Hospital. They get away with it because the material is all hetero-"normal".

 

Besides there's an elephant in the room: his past as an escort

 

I understand your opinion, they (LOGO) doesn't want to show gay men behaving like Jersey Shore or too much drama, they're fighting stereotypes specially now that straight men are behaving like college boys till they're 40...

 

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Sweet Mary, you need to stop trying to be the forum director and just let things take their own course. You are starting to resemble Trump, if things don't go your way, you say they are "unbalanced"... Why not use the word of the day "RIGGED" ???? If we all just stay in our own lanes, we can find Peace.... Kum-Bay-Yah.....

 

Miss JJ:

 

Do you read before clicking?

 

Stop drinking in the early afternoon.

 

Mary, stop being such a ball-buster.... He aint VISUALLY boring obviously, but he certainly is emotionally boring..... But as I said before, I would overlook it while he was skull-fucking me...

 

Are you the new moderator/director?

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Besides there's an elephant in the room: his past as an escort

 

I understand your opinion, they (LOGO) doesn't want to show gay men behaving like Jersey Shore or too much drama, they're fighting stereotypes specially now that straight men are behaving like college boys till they're 40...

 

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That elephant came and went a long time ago. It's old news and he's trying to take the focus off his escort life... He's trying to go legit now. But you cant keep a Big cock down !

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That elephant came and went a long time ago. It's old news and he's trying to take the focus off his escort life... He's trying to go legit now. But you cant keep a Big cock down !

 

Maybe we can co-chair ?

 

We agree, but I'll be in charge of the casting couch, and you'll be just cleaning it.

 

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His escorting should have made him more interesting. Imagine if he had said, "Fuck yes I was an escort and still might! Look at me I'm gorgeous, hung and was willing to share it - at a price of course! But now I'm legit bitches, so watch me now!"

 

Instead, he's been a lying, boring, wooden, psycho, repulsive narcissistic jackass.

 

His attitude while he was a professional escort, as recorded on this site consistently over 10-12 years, including his own postings here as EthanHungJock, when added to his lying and denying to everyone now, is a totally self-destructive, delusional route. But easy to understand why he stays with it, since it's all he can see as protecting his self mirage, I mean image.

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And the final 3 girls fighting for Miss Prince are top row: #1 Brandon, #3 Dillon, and #4 Eric... If the producers want to really throw us a curve, and mend Prince's reputation of being racist, he will pick the black kid. But if he stays true to his shallow self, he will pick #1, the sensitive muscle boy Brandon...

 

I dont think he is secure enough in himself to pick the HIV guy Eric, plus the guy always talks like he has a cock in his mouth....

 

WHO do you think he will pick ?

 

 

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And the final 3 girls fighting for Miss Prince are top row: #1 Brandon, #3 Dillon, and #4 Eric... If the producers want to really throw us a curve, and mend Prince's reputation of being racist, he will pick the black kid. But if he stays true to his shallow self, he will pick #1, the sensitive muscle boy Brandon...

 

I dont think he is secure enough in himself to pick the HIV guy Eric, plus the guy always talks like he has a cock in his mouth....

 

Going by the way this show is progressing, I think you've nailed it. I don't see all that much "chemistry" between him and any of the final three, but both Dillon and Eric are noticeably "weaker links". At least with Brandon, it seems like they may be compatible as live-in buddies. His family seemed to like him the best and their approval was a big deal. Eric didn't interest them much, so Dillon and Brandon got special dates in this last episode. Dillon got to do gym "stuff" with huge balls so they got all sweaty and stinky. As you probably saw in close up scenes, just when you expected a make-out session that didn't develop, The Prince had curious white "stuff" on his scruff, probably from the floor mats. It was distracting to us viewers. Brandon got the yacht and apparently more alone time. Um... yeah. It was obvious which hook-up the producers saw potential with.

 

The "winner" has been leaked since the beginning. Brandon. Hopefully they filmed two versions and can switch it up.

 

Before he hightailed out after his hissy fit on a double date involving Dillon, I thought Chad had the best chance of becoming Mister Prince. Yet an interview posted with him at the Logo site pretty much confirms he is done with the show and enjoying Normal Life, so I doubt he will boomerang back. THAT would make a nice alternatively filmed finale. In the other dating shows (Bachelor, Bachelorette and Dating Naked), contestants sometimes leave the show and return later. They like doing this to throw the spoiler crowd off.

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Going by the way this show is progressing, I think you've nailed it. I don't see all that much "chemistry" between him and any of the final three...

Does RSJ have chemistry with anyone?

...Dillon got to do gym "stuff" with huge balls so they got all sweaty and stinky....

That sealed Dillon's fate right there. He now knows RSJ gets stinky. Can't have that.

 

Brandon is a healthcare administrator in the Detroit suburb of Livonia, MI. One has to wonder whether RSJ will want to live there. I guess we will have to watch the Rent.Men ads in Detroit.

...Before he hightailed out after his hissy fit on a double date involving Dillon, I thought Chad had the best chance of becoming Mister Prince. Yet an interview posted with him at the Logo site pretty much confirms he is done with the show and enjoying Normal Life, so I doubt he will boomerang back. THAT would make a nice alternatively filmed finale. In the other dating shows (Bachelor, Bachelorette and Dating Naked), contestants sometimes leave the show and return later. They like doing this to throw the spoiler crowd off.

Here's what I'd like to see as an alternative finale: Before Robert can choose his prince, Dillon, Eric, and Brandon announce they are forming a throuple and will be on next season's groundbreaking new reality show: "Finding Snow White." In FSW, they search for a woman to be the surrogate mother of their child. Robert, now without anyone to receive his tie, is forced to star in the equally groundbreaking new reality show "Finding My Rent Payment," in which he must innovate and use his own resources to earn a living before he gets kicked out of his apartment.

 

Oh, wait...he tried that already.

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I'm OVA Robert. He's just some old, grissly meat. I want something young and Fresh..... Here is my Sir Gallahad....... (I may have to eat him 2-3 times to be FULL, but he's adorable)

 

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