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Welcome to the DATING life too, Chad. You don't have to be gay to have competition on a TV show.

 

Oh you know the kinky sleazebag image won't fly on TV. Never mind how many right-wingers support Trump despite all he does to women against their will, while Robert's actions are all consensual. Those right-wingers who would want this show off the air genuinely think all gay men like to drink from condoms (when not molesting children, raping women as transgenders in restrooms and, according to Pat Robertson, mate with beasts).

 

Then again, this raises another question. Why not find somebody with no xtube videos out there? Or was this a late discovery? Weren't there any Log Cabin Republicans available? They may have videos too, but they are less likely to be uploaded online.

 

 

Well Prince Robert probably has some sort of business venture or spin-off show in the pipeline, and this is his intro to the general public.... Personally, I'd take any of RuPauls Drag queens over Robert for a spin-off.

 

Robert puts me to sleep in 3 minutes. (maybe they need to show him in a jockstrap ?)

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My advise to Rob was that he pursue a career as a "Walker" on The Island, that is, Palm Beach, Florida. In that place, he will find women of substance who will find him desirable as a "decorative accessory", and, being that the median age of such women on the island is 75+, after their morning cocktail of ativan and seroquel, their physical demands upon him will be minimal, if any. . .indeed, Kyle Gibson did very well for himself for a season: "Babe, you had the time of your life last night. Don't you remember?" .

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My advise to Rob was that he pursue a career as a "Walker" on The Island, that is, Palm Beach, Florida. In that place, he will find women of substance who will find him desirable as a "decorative accessory", and, being that the median age of such women on the island is 75+, after their morning cocktail of ativan and seroquel, their physical demands upon him will be minimal, if any. . .indeed, Kyle Gibson did very well for himself for a season: "Babe, you had the time of your life last night. Don't you remember?" .

 

Those old broads usually want cunnilingus: easy on their old pussies I am not sure Robert is the kind of boy that would resort to slobbering over their old wrinkled clams, while they lie there and recall their youth ?

 

However, money is persuasive, so ya never know...... And the only real out of pocket expenses would be for a bottle of Mouth Wash.... the rest is profit.

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Those old broads usually want cunnilingus: easy on their old pussies I am not sure Robert is the kind of boy that would resort to slobbering over their old wrinkled clams, while they lie there and recall their youth ?

 

However, money is persuasive, so ya never know...... And the only real out of pocket expenses would be for a bottle of Mouth Wash.... the rest is profit.

 

Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels?

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My advise to Rob was that he pursue a career as a "Walker" on The Island, that is, Palm Beach, Florida. In that place, he will find women of substance who will find him desirable as a "decorative accessory", and, being that the median age of such women on the island is 75+, after their morning cocktail of ativan and seroquel, their physical demands upon him will be minimal, if any. . .indeed, Kyle Gibson did very well for himself for a season: "Babe, you had the time of your life last night. Don't you remember?" .

 

I would recommend that to all "real straight" guys escorting to gay men... don't go gay-per-pay go gigolo!

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Those old broads usually want cunnilingus: easy on their old pussies I am not sure Robert is the kind of boy that would resort to slobbering over their old wrinkled clams, while they lie there and recall their youth ?

 

However, money is persuasive, so ya never know...... And the only real out of pocket expenses would be for a bottle of Mouth Wash.... the rest is profit.

Perhaps Rob's tongue is comparable in size to his cock?

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Novelette sounds "small" robber... Why go small ? GO BIG with a NOVEL.....

 

I am sure you have amassed enough salacious detail to fill volumes ?

 

Watch for my novelette series, Bugatti Boy.

 

I was thinking more like this:

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UVl3yCM_tsw/UdCr2bk6-bI/AAAAAAAAAIA/vvm5wTZhbZE/s1600/cor%C3%ADn.jpeg

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Novelette sounds "small" robber... Why go small ? GO BIG with a NOVEL.....

 

I am sure you have amassed enough salacious detail to fill volumes ?

It was a dark, rainy night in Manhatten; the location was a small, all-night coffee shop; I was a relatively young man at the time, and, I come from the deathbed of a gentleman for whom I had served as trustee of his estate. I was wearing a cashmere coat of remarkable hue, fawn, and hand, and, in seating myself to take a cup of coffee, I had discarded it into an adjoining chair. Upon rising to take my leave, I was surprised to find a svelte, handsome young man at hand who, courteously and without effort, picked up my coat, and, with effortless grace, placed it one me. I thanked him, and, walked to the door; he was a step ahead of me, and, he opened the door for me. "May I walk with you," he asked. Given the dismal situation, death, cold, rain, I accepte

Novelette sounds "small" robber... Why go small ? GO BIG with a NOVEL.....

 

I am sure you have amassed enough salacious detail to fill volumes ?

A cold, rainy night in the Big City, an all-night coffee shop, a cashmere overcoat of supple hand and remarkable hue, a svelte, handsome, personable young stranger, courteous to a fault with an accomodating, flawless "pitch". . .Chapter One, my first "hire".

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It was a dark, rainy night in Manhatten; the location was a small, all-night coffee shop; I was a relatively young man at the time, and, I come from the deathbed of a gentleman for whom I had served as trustee of his estate. I was wearing a cashmere coat of remarkable hue, fawn, and hand, and, in seating myself to take a cup of coffee, I had discarded it into an adjoining chair. Upon rising to take my leave, I was surprised to find a svelte, handsome young man at hand who, courteously and without effort, picked up my coat, and, with effortless grace, placed it one me. I thanked him, and, walked to the door; he was a step ahead of me, and, he opened the door for me. "May I walk with you," he asked. Given the dismal situation, death, cold, rain, I accepte

 

A cold, rainy night in the Big City, an all-night coffee shop, a cashmere overcoat of supple hand and remarkable hue, a svelte, handsome, personable young stranger, courteous to a fault with an accomodating, flawless "pitch". . .Chapter One, my first "hire".

 

 

Well robber, your first chapter sounds strangely similar to a rough draft of my own personal novel, however IT takes place at a Motel 6 on the outskirts of Intercourse Pa, with a finely muscled and brown Mexican laborer I had picked up on the side of the road, who was looking for a few "odd jobs" to sustain himself. Suffice to say, he found the job I provided him that afternoon the "oddest"..... :D

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The lad was a "class act". I gave him a late supper of "whatever" was in the pantry and a glass of cognac to ward off the damp before he took his leave of me; there was no sexual intimacy between us at that time. The next morning, he telephoned to me as informed me that he wanted to give me something in appreciation of the kindness I had shown to him. He came to me in the afternoon, and, we did "it". He did not ask for a "reward"; he was one of those rare "escorts" who do not have to ask as the pleasure they have provided is such that you really want to do something "material" for them. He declined money, but, he did ask for the cashmere overcoat, and, I happily handed it over to him. I saw him on a regular basis for a year or two, and, of course, I insisted on "taking care" of him. At some point in time, he simply disappeared. I did endeavour to find him, but, a friend to him, a girl by the name of "Sunshine", could only tell me that "they" had done something to him. A deal gone bad, or, perhaps, "bad blood". In his physical appearance, he was beautiful, raven-haired and blue eyed, the perfection of the male form in his physique.

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Lance Bastard was just on Wendy Williams & admitted that he used to be an escort & that the show didn't find out until after he was cast.

 

Isnt that what we all kinda expected the story to be ? They still had the option of cancelling if they thought there was something unethical there, and they have yet to incorporate that revelation into the script. so basically they are just trying to pull the chiffon & black tie over our eyes......

 

Who's your pick for "lady in waiting" to the Prince ?

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