Over-rated in porn

[+ quoththeraven]

Dirty talk

 

Beach scenes (sand in the crack of your ass or in your mmm hmm hmm)

 

Passenger giving blow- or hand-job to driver

 

Agree about beach scenes and sexual attentions for the driver of a car. Accident waiting to happen!

[Nvr2Thick]

JFC, one of the advantages of being female is that DP doesn't have to mean double anything.

 

Just to be clear, I've seen hot DP scenes in gay and straight porn, but in most cases, the DPs in straight porn have not been doubles.

 

I've translated gay DP to straight double insertions. We have different tastes, I think. I find gay DPs to be awkward, and as a bottom they hold no interest for me. I project myself into the scene, I think; I've rarely been in a three-way that was better than the intimacy of one on one with a skilled top.

 

One of the things I actively seek out in straight scenes is the MMF pairings that include guys who are somewhat uncomfortable. I can track a straight male porn star's career on IAFD and find that he has the star power to avoid sharing the set and the starlet with another guy in his early work, but may have to settle for working in MMF or group scenes later on. I've noticed, for instance, that Flash Brown seems to rarely be in an MMF scene and when he is its never a double-anything; the guys trade off or stay at opposite ends of the female. He's been in two different scenes where they "scripted" that he had to leave because his girlfriend called. Nat Turnher has been in quite a few three-on-one scenes, but he's rarely in a DP position and he looks pissed off when he is.

 

It's probably pretty clear by now, but I get a kick out of how some of these guys struggle with the unintended homoeroticism. Being on the bottom of the pile with another alpha male driving his dick against yours is a conspicuous head trip for some of these guys. There are porn blogs dedicated to "friendly fire" cumshots; scenes which also expose some interesting reactions.

[Nvr2Thick]

Two guys sucking the same big dick. Probably one in fifty of these scenes works. Kristen Bjorn popularized the now boring "we're playing both sides of the harmonica" trick. I loved seeing Pierre LaBranche / Rod Majors / Matt Sanchez on the receiving end, but that was probably the first and last for me.

[+ Truereview]

Over-rated...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/SwVtgAT292I/AAAAAAAAodw/Mcq_t_iaW5Y/s400/zahn+naked+yoga+1.jpg

Feels good for about 2minutes until you realize you have no windshield wipers...

[Phlmuscle]

POV videos

[hornytwells]

I love those 'friendly fire" cum shots with straight guys........

[+ glennnn]

I love those 'friendly fire" cum shots with straight guys........

 

What are they and how do I find them? Sounds interesting!

[rvwnsd]

Two guys sucking the same big dick. ....

My thought always was "I don't like to share."

[+ glennnn]

Over-rated...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/SwVtgAT292I/AAAAAAAAodw/Mcq_t_iaW5Y/s400/zahn+naked+yoga+1.jpg

Feels good for about 2minutes until you realize you have no windshield wipers...[/quote

 

I was a gymnast in my youth and pretty flexible, so I could get about 2 inches of my cock in my mouth. It should have been pleasure doubled, but it was more like pleasure cut in half. My brain couldn't focus on sucking and being sucked at the same time, and kept switching back and forth. I'd get so confused I had to quit.

I just wasn't ambi fellatial!

[rvwnsd]

Office sex.

 

I hooked up with a guy in a conference room and in a cubicle at the Montgomery Ward headquarters building where he worked. He was hot, but when his office chair rolled backward and his cock slipped out of my mouth the mood was broken somewhat.

[BasketBaller]

Closeups bore me, I want to see faces and bodies.

 

I hate when there's a cut to the guys being naked, or to the cock already in. I want to see them undress, and I want to see insertion, especially if the bottom's face is shown

[+ Truereview]

... I want to see insertion, especially if the bottom's face is shown

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[+ purplekow]

Closeups bore me, I want to see faces and bodies.

 

I hate when there's a cut to the guys being naked, or to the cock already in. I want to see them undress, and I want to see insertion, especially if the bottom's face is shown

I agree with the undressing and insertion being very sexy.

I am thinking the Prince Yahsuha could be a guy from Brooklyn. Ya wanna fuck? Yah sure.

[whipped guy]

Grazie, compagno. Parlo un po Italiano, ma purtroppo, questo non e mai venuto! Che pecatto.

(How did I do?)

 

See, it does sound better in Italian!

Ah, Signor Scozzese! Sto ridendo a crepapelle... penso che siamo anime gemelle italiane in verità.! Hai fatto bene amico mio! Si! Tutto suona meglio in italiano!

(LOL! I think that we are Italian soulmates in reality, Mr. Scotland! You did well my friend. Yes! Everything sounds better in italian!)

 

Now my serious response to this thread. In BDSM porn I hate it when a flogging etc. looks fake. You can tell that there is no real force behind it. It's kind of like watching professional wrestling. ( You Mean to say that it's not real??!!!). Fortunately that is not now the case with Kink "Bound Gods" and "30 Minutes of Torment" etc. videos. However, in the past things could look staged and phony. If anything most of what is filmed today is more that a bit over the top as in "don't dare try this at home!" As such the pendulum has swung in the opposite direction!!! So those attempting to replicate things must act responsibly!

[maninsoma]

One of my least favorite things in porn: edits immediately before the cum shot. Regardless of whether the porn is bare or the men are wearing condoms, it's a lot hotter to see a guy pull out and cum than it is to have an obvious edit that conveys to me that the guy probably wasn't really enjoying the sex that much and had to spend some time jacking off in order to cum.

[nycguy]

I hate any attempt at a plotline. Just start fucking like pigs already.

[hornytwells]

What are they and how do I find them? Sounds interesting!

Friendly fire means when a straight guys cum hots another straight guy by accident when they are cumming over a woman. If you look up any porn sites like redtube, go on the straight site and type in friendly fire you should see some

[TruthBTold]

"Metti le tue dolci labbra intorno al mio enorme cazzo, che è della dimensione di Ercole, e per succhiare tutto il succo seminale della vita da esso. Fa' questo fino a quando il mio cazzo è spento."

 

Hey, if it gets me that in Rome, why not?

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

I dislike "safe" scenes that edit out putting on the condom.

 

Or those scenes where you see the bottle of lube on the bed, but on signs that it was ever used.

[AdamSmith]

I've translated gay DP to straight double insertions. We have different tastes, I think. I find gay DPs to be awkward, and as a bottom they hold no interest for me. I project myself into the scene, I think; I've rarely been in a three-way that was better than the intimacy of one on one with a skilled top.

Just a few reports from the field. I was a top til at age 46 when I fell in love with a top scort who changed me.

 

In hiring other escorts together, and in bringing happy 'civilians' in for 3-ways, we found that DP up the ass (2 cocks up 1 ass) seems an extremely happy -- and normal! -- condition for the human male.

[+ glennnn]

Hey, if it gets me that in Rome, why not?

 

 

I may be in Italy this spring, and somehow, I'm gonna find a gorgeous Marco, Georgio or Leonardo to take to bed. I'd love to fill up on some Italian con abbondanza di salsiccia e salsa!

[+ glennnn]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/11336/countdown-o.gif

 

Countdown until OPERATION HORNY HIJACK begins (someone thinks with their penis, ignores the topic and changes the discussion to what makes their penis hard.)

 

You were right! We are sorry! We can't help ourselves; testosterone poisoning strikes again. But we did have a lot of fun with your thread before we totally highjacked it. Thank you!!!

[whipped guy]

I may be in Italy this spring, and somehow, I'm gonna find a gorgeous Marco, Georgio or Leonardo to take to bed. I'd love to fill up on some Italian con abbondanza di salsiccia e salsa!

 

Una salsiccia dolce è sempre molto saporosa, ma alcune volte aver una salsiccia con il sapore di peperoncini è sempre un godimento. Ricordati che in Italia si goda sempre! Gl'italiani sono nati per fare l'amore!

 

(Sweet sausage is always tasty, but at times one flavored with peperoncini is always a pleasure. Remember that Italians always enjoy. They are born lovers.)

[+ glennnn]

Accetto! Signore

[LADoug1]

I like Men On Edge videos. BTW what does POV videos mean?