Funny what we remember

[Guest skrubber]

Funny the thing we keep remembering. First M on M kiss? First blowjob? First Anal? First meeting with BN?

 

Here's what I've been thinking about lately. I remember the first time my dog lifted his leg. Querky huh? We were walking and we came upon a pole which must have looked or smelled particularly delectable to him. He was a young pup at the time, I've had him eleven years but I still remember that moment, telling him "good boy, you're a man now".

 

Before someone accuses me of a WS fetish, let me assure you - NO.

 

So what querky things pop into you guy's heads from time to time?

[+ deej]

It's funny what memories a post will dredge up.

 

Our old family dog, when just a pup, had the whole family in stitches the first time he hiked his leg to pee.

 

He lifted the wrong leg and ended up peeing away from the tree. The whole time, his head was turning this way and that, looking very confused. He clearly knew something wasn't quite right, and the un-muffled guffaws coming from across the lawn were a further clue. Eventually he righted himself and finished the deed (to our cheers), and that tree got sprayed faithfully several times a day for the next 18 years.

[Guest skrubber]

>He lifted the wrong leg and ended up peeing away from

>the tree.

 

That's funny as hell.

[Funseeker 22]

Absolutely Correct.

My Beagle,as a puppy, got very confused the first time. He was so proud when he finally got it.

Tried each leg up and couldn`t decide which one, then finally found his comfort zone. Hmmm. Maybe Sounds like me . :-)

[Funseeker 22]

First meeting with BN?

 

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>So what querky things pop into you guy's heads from time to

>time?

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Don`t Ask. Enuff posted from a prior biz meeting. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:9 :9 :9

[Chuck50]

My first memory of my Dog was that he liked to Hump peoples legs. Guys to be more exact. A buddy of mine reminded me of that later in life. "ole Chester the Molester" what a dog he was. HUGS Chuck

[Rick Munroe]

>So what querky things pop into you guy's heads from time to

>time?

 

Something that pops into my head sometimes: when I look at Derek doing something (say, reading a book or eating cereal or getting dressed), I'll suddenly see him as he was when we were teenagers, and I had a crush on him, and would stare at him across the classroom. He's got bigger muscles now but the face is still the same sweet sexy face.

 

He likes to hump me...does that fit into the dog theme of this thread?

[+ Charlie]

The first time I walked my female Aussie, I was shocked when SHE lifted her leg to pee. It turned out that she had been raised with a male and somehow she had learned his pattern. She did it for the rest of her life--always lifted the left leg--and strangers usually assumed she was a he when they saw her on the street.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Misty Water Colored Memories

 

An early and frequent memory is of a childhood dream:

 

I am a very young child but old enough to travel. We are on a train (which was a way to travel between Spain and Italy, as well as other areas of Europe). It was late at night and I am dressed in a nightshirt. A gorilla comes into the sleeper car and attempts to grab me. I somehow escape and for the ballance of the dream, I am being chased by this gorilla. At the very last car, at the very last possible place I can go, the gorilla finally corners me and, just as it is about to throw me off the train, it takes its mask off, only to reveal that it is Rick Munroe.

[Flower]

>He likes to hump me...does that fit into the dog theme of this

>thread?

 

Not unless you spank him with a news paper afterwards, saying "bad-dog."

[VaHawk]

Great post, that I will reply to, despite the personal embarassment.

 

Going way back in time to when I was 22yo, and the memory that to this day, all these years later, that keeps popping up, at the most unexpected moments, and one that is always welcome to pop up, would be my very first hitchhiker experience.

 

I was moving into my first apartment, and after picking up the usual "family donations" from my parents' house, I picked up a hitchiker 1/2 block away from that house. He was 20 and hitching home to Pittsburgh. He kept trying to sell me stuff, that I didn't want. I get to the off ramp on I95 in Alexandria, drop him off, say good-bye, and then say WTF, throw the car in reverse, and ask if he would be interested in getting it on for some money. Hell yes, was the response.

 

Result? One of my fondest memories! We smoked pot (which was good, natural and $12 an ounce back then), drank Schlitz beer (do they still make that? and which cost $2.50 a six pack back then), listened to Allman Brothers lps (yes, even cassettes didn't exist back then). I then proceeded to suck his cock for at least 30 minutes non-stop.

 

After the action, he says "You damn near totally drained me". My response? "Well, you damn near choked me to death, how damn big are you?". His response, proudly stated, "10 3/4 inches"!

 

After all that, I gave him $20, drove him to the Trailways bus station in downtown DC, bought him a cheap bus ticket to Pittsburgh. He gave me, in return, free of charge, some merchandise that he was trying to peddle during his hitching. But most of all, he gave me a cherished memory that I hope never fades away.

 

Sorry, I didn't have any doggie stories.

[Vincent_Michael]

I think this is an awesome post! I am going to be 23 in 36min and I can say I am rembering allot of birthdays right about now. One that comes to mind right now is when I was in 9th grade.

 

My friend Chad and I set up our first LAN Party (Local Area Network), we started playing C&C Red Alert and then moved on to some nice Quake 2. We all stayed up watching movies and playing games all night!

I Sucked at Quake 2 but I kick some ass at Red Alert! I love being around friends who all enjoyed the same thing and we all had a fun time, I would love more moments like that.

[+ deej]

LAN party?!?!?!?

 

God I feel old all of a sudden! LOL

[Lankypeters]

I remember the first time I had sex with a guy he kissed and sucked my tits and I started moaning the way my girlfriend moaned when I sucked hers (just a few times) in college. Now I felt what she felt. I was shocked. I then had such a negative view of gays and gay sex that I couldn't believe how good everything he did felt. I thought, I'll do it, but it won't be as good as it would be with a woman. Well it was. And better, way better.

 

Lankypeters