New hobby!!!

[TruthBTold]

What is a 'glute bridge'?

 

I'd like to ride occasionally-not for health so much just to ride. But the two major things stopping me-#1. I don't have a bike. #2. Due to a medical condition (I'm talking about an actual one-not just lard butt (which I unfortunately have too)), I can't ride for long without developing pain.

 

Gman

 

If you think you might not continue or just might not like riding, you can 1) get a used bike or 2) join a DIVVY program if you city has one. First, I joined DIVVY mainly because there was a drop off point right behind my house and in front of the building I worked in. Also, my work paid for part of the monthly fee. Once I figured that I could do it without compromising my health, I bought a used bike. I did not need anything with all the bells and whistles so it was cheap and easy to find.

[TruthBTold]

Hmmm... sexy escort showing up sweaty in bike shorts.... swoooon

 

OK, it might get him out of a ticket.

[Brian Kevin]

As i said earlier in my post, give me a ticket, yell at me do what ever it is the law must do, but in Cleveland I will NOT ride in that death trap bike lane! I'll happily go pay my ticket in pennies, if we want to be petty I can be too with them! I Obey the walk/don't walk command on signs and don't take risks, hints why i will not be caught in a bike lane for longer than a drive way or two to pass people walking. Plus I really enjoy a man in uniform with a gun and handcuffs.

[beachboy]

As i said earlier in my post, give me a ticket, yell at me do what ever it is the law must do, but in Cleveland I will NOT ride in that death trap bike lane! I'll happily go pay my ticket in pennies, if we want to be petty I can be too with them! I Obey the walk/don't walk command on signs and don't take risks, hints why i will not be caught in a bike lane for longer than a drive way or two to pass people walking. Plus I really enjoy a man in uniform with a gun and handcuffs.

Knew there had to be an ulterior motive!

[Brian Kevin]

Hmmm... sexy escort showing up sweaty in bike shorts.... swoooon

 

+1 for the Steaely Dan avitar.

[+ Gar1eth]

If you think you might not continue or just might not like riding, you can 1) get a used bike or 2) join a DIVVY program if you city has one. First, I joined DIVVY mainly because there was a drop off point right behind my house and in front of the building I worked in. Also, my work paid for part of the monthly fee. Once I figured that I could do it without compromising my health, I bought a used bike. I did not need anything with all the bells and whistles so it was cheap and easy to find.

 

I need a bike with an entire sofa for a seat before I could bike on a routine basis without pain. It's unfortunately due to prostrate problems. The pressure from the seat causes me pelvic pain.

 

Gman

[TruthBTold]

That's a whole different ballgame. I would go online and see if they make a bike a seat and see if they have somthing that deals with your particular problem. Then I would see if the city ordinance about using the lanes prohibits their use (probably not). If not, then it is up to you. But no matter what, like taking a big dick, start out slowly.

[Mo Mason]

I don't blame you.... I wouldn't ride in a bike lane either unless there was a substantial physical barrier between me and the dolts whizzing by in their cars while texting. Or watching movies on their laptops while driving (I do know people who do this). Yikes.

 

But what do I know about it? I live between a corn field and a cucumber farm.

 

Thank god for the internet.

[gallahadesquire]

I need a bike with an entire sofa for a seat before I could bike on a routine basis without pain. It's unfortunately due to prostrate problems. The pressure from the seat causes me pelvic pain.

 

Gman

 

Then stand up? Or do you mean that male pleasure spot, the prostate?

[+ Eric Hassan]

Jesus guys I live in the suburbs of Cleveland, I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE ARE NO PEDESTRIANS in the sidewalks, none. And if there are I get down in the street before I pass them! I'm wider(hips and shoulders) and taller than the bike, significantly I refuse to get hit in the street. O:) I'd rather walk in NYC then a bike or a cab just to throw that out there.

 

I'd love to go on a nice long walk with you if you ever come visit. We can hold hands and talk talk talk

[Brian Kevin]

I'd love to go on a nice long walk with you if you ever come visit. We can hold hands and talk talk talk

 

I was in NYC, where were you?! hehe, I'll be back before the summer ends see you soon!

[+ Eric Hassan]

I was in NYC, where were you?! hehe, I'll be back before the summer ends see you soon!

I've been here

 

Looking forward to seeing you (and @ChrisWydeman!!) in NYC!!

[mattr]

I've been here

 

Looking forward to seeing you (and @ChrisWydeman!!) in NYC!!

 

That is some trio!

[+ Gar1eth]

I need a bike with an entire sofa for a seat before I could bike on a routine basis without pain. It's unfortunately due to prostrate problems. The pressure from the seat causes me pelvic pain.

 

Gman

 

Then stand up? Or do you mean that male pleasure spot, the prostate?

 

What can I say-my thumb (texting digit) doesn't know how to spell.

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

Riding a bicycle on the sidewalk in Chicago is ILLEGAL.

 

And if you ride it on some sidewalks it can be dangerous. Like when a bunch of militant commuters who are trying to get to the train station beat the living sh!+ out of you.

 

Jesus guys I live in the suburbs of Cleveland, I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE ARE NO PEDESTRIANS in the sidewalks, none. ...

 

Several years ago, a little girl riding her bike on the sidewalk in one of Chicago's Northwest Suburbs (I want to say Arlington Heights, but I could be wrong) was ticketed by a cop for violating the law prohibiting biking on the sidewalks.

[Lookin]

I'd like to ride occasionally-not for health so much just to ride. But . . . I don't have a bike.

 

Perhaps you could just use your imagination. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

http://api.ning.com/files/DtcI2O2Ry7D*HXe8qx7Y6kSaRofLZoWc8tU1SqD5wJy*fNR30k0zcwKtC5fhizVNQsYj4xnLqDBzAd6m0mZxNEV9E2atvIjV/1082135087.jpeg

[gallahadesquire]

Variations on a themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqtS9xyl0f4

[klifhangar]

@Brian Kevin after a long ride, I would be happy to massage that gorgeous enormous ass of yours.

[klifhangar]

I still tend to think that those who use "fucking this" and "fucking that" have a lack of vocabulary to express themselves sufficiently otherwise.

 

Sorry Eric, nothing personal. I just don't like the word in this context. (Except when we're actually f**ng. )

 

Sincerely, Anton.

 

I agree with your fucking comment.

[mike carey]

I'd love to go on a nice long walk with you if you ever come visit. We can hold hands and talk talk talk.

I had been tempted to offer to walk with Brian sometime in New York when I read his post. Now this, two great guys to walk and talk with!

[+ Eric Hassan]

I still tend to think that those who use "fucking this" and "fucking that" have a lack of vocabulary to express themselves sufficiently otherwise.

 

Sorry Eric, nothing personal. I just don't like the word in this context. (Except when we're actually f**ng. )

 

Sincerely, Anton.

 

Thank you for your contribution.

[+ Keith30309]

Right...right...right.

 

Now then.

Back to Brian's ass. I recommend a hot shower with lots of slippery, soapy fingers. It does wonders for strained (and straining) muscles.

[bigvalboy]

I live in NYC. We have bike lanes for a reason - the sidewalk is for walking, not riding your fucking bike.

 

I still tend to think that those who use "fucking this" and "fucking that" have a lack of vocabulary to express themselves sufficiently otherwise.

 

Sorry Eric, nothing personal. I just don't like the word in this context. (Except when we're actually f**ng. )

 

Sincerely, Anton.

 

With all due respect to Anton, I think "Fuck" is a wonderful word.

 

 

Sorry for the hijack Keith30309...I now return you to Brian's fucking ass or fucking his ass as the case may be....

[Brian Kevin]

New hobby superject (a super subject) as recommended by @Keith30309 my enormous ass!!! "tastes good get you sum"