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In another thread on this board, on a topic not appropriate for this forum, our friend Woodlawn made the following statement with regards to my butt:

 

"Since you have decided to indulge in namecalling like the above, I feel free to tell you to take your "address" and shove it up your flabby, pockmarked ass."

 

Now then, Mr. Woodlawn has never seen my butt, neither first hand or in photos, and therefore, I would suggest he (as usual) has no idea what he is talking about.

 

But, purely in the interest of fun, I will allow a picture of my butt to be posted on this web site, if Mr. Woodlawn will do the same. Then we all can see where the true "flabby, pockmarks" lie.

 

But, to insure fairness and no foul play, I suggest that the pics have to be taken by a trusted "regular" on the board. After all, anyone can produce a pic of a cute ass and claim it as his own.

Woody, up to the challenge???

 

Ready

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Hummmm......<Evil Smile>.....Hummmmm

 

Ok, If both of you guys have web cams I would be willing to help this piece of fun to happen.

 

I am in the unique position that I can verify that the person on the webcam is the person that's doing the posting. If we do it, expect me to ask questions and/or require you to validate that it's you online while I watch.

 

}( :9 :* :+ Daddy

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

> I would suggest he (as

>usual) has no idea what he is talking about.

 

I'm talking about YOU -- a gay man who supports a politician who wants to deprive gay men of basic civil rights. You aren't going to lie and deny that, are you?

 

>But, to insure fairness and no foul play, I suggest that the

>pics have to be taken by a trusted "regular" on the board.

>After all, anyone can produce a pic of a cute ass and claim it

>as his own.

>Woody, up to the challenge???

 

There aren't any regulars here whom I would trust with a shiny new nickel, let alone a picture of any part of my anatomy. The fact that I like to visit the zoo doesn't mean I am going to give my car keys to one of the monkeys. Go back to your cage.

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

Given that the Challenge was refused, I hereby declare that ready18 has shown that he has a superior ASSet and I find that it:

 

Is neither Flabby nor Pockmarked!

 

Since Woodlawn has shown us where the monkey is, I futher declare that he has now been assigned the title:

 

"Monkey's Uncle!"

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Court is adjourned! Please remain standing until the judge has left the building. :7 :D }( :o :7 :+

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

>I'm talking about YOU -- a gay man who supports a politician

>who wants to deprive gay men of basic civil rights. You

>aren't going to lie and deny that, are you?

 

Even ready stated that he wasn't gay on a thread in the politics forum.

 

Why do the majority of people who post here, assume that every other poster is gay? Aren't there many, many self-identified bi-sexual, both married and single men, and even men who identify themselves as "str8, but love sex with men", who post here?

 

As such, those posters don't give a damn, about gay issues. They are the biggest advocates of a "closeted existence", as to them, being gay means that you have sex with men only! Gay is only defined via physical sexual encounters.

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>There aren't any regulars here whom I would trust with a shiny

>new nickel, let alone a picture of any part of my anatomy.

>The fact that I like to visit the zoo doesn't mean I am going

>to give my car keys to one of the monkeys. Go back to your

>cage.

 

 

LMFAO!!!! Couldn't you trust me enough to hold your shiney new nickel, if I gave you five shiney new pennies to hold, in return?

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

>There aren't any regulars here whom I would trust with a shiny

>new nickel, let alone a picture of any part of my anatomy.

 

Hmmmm... it's been my experience in life that those who are trustworthy tend to be fairly trusting of others as well.

 

That notwithstanding, I find that I would trust you with a shiny new nickel. Although I couldn't recognize you on the street, I've come to regard you as someone who is dependable and, most likely, trustworthy. I think trusting you would probably be a fairly good risk.

 

I'd extend that to some others here as well. Making a public list would be a bad idea because, through sheer forgetfulness, I would inevitably leave off someone who should be on the list. But the regular contributor here who I would consider "most trustworthy" is Will.

 

I cannot tell you why, exactly, I feel that way. Nor can I back up my judgment with anything other than a gut feeling. Any, certainly, half a dozen others spring quickly to mind. But something about Will inspires confidence and trust.

 

BG

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

>Even ready stated that he wasn't gay on a thread in the

>politics forum.

 

Really? No wonder he supports measures that demonize gay men.

 

 

> Aren't there many, many self-identified

>bi-sexual, both married and single men, and even men who

>identify themselves as "str8, but love sex with men", who post

>here?

 

There may be, but if I ever saw their posts then the moment I read the phrase "str8 but love sex with men" I probably started laughing so hard that I was unable to read further.

 

>LMFAO!!!! Couldn't you trust me enough to hold your shiney

>new nickel, if I gave you five shiney new pennies to hold, in

>return?

 

As a tribute to your many astute contributions to this board, I'll give some thought to the nickel. But not to the picture.

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"As a tribute to your many astute contributions to this board, I'll give some thought to the nickel. But not to the picture."

 

Thanks, woodlawn! I have to agree with you, 100%, but that sure wouldn't be the first time!

 

What is with the call for a picture? Like, anyone here is going to do that? A silly suggestion from a mind that is so less than weak that it borders on the anemic. :)

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

>>There aren't any regulars here whom I would trust with a

>shiny

>>new nickel, let alone a picture of any part of my anatomy.

 

>Hmmmm... it's been my experience in life that those who are

>trustworthy tend to be fairly trusting of others as well.

 

Has that been your experience? Well, I suppose that explains why, when you contact an escort about an appointment, you always give him your real name, address and telephone number immediately rather than using an anonymous email address or other blind.

 

>That notwithstanding, I find that I would trust you with a

>shiny new nickel. Although I couldn't recognize you on the

>street, I've come to regard you as someone who is dependable

>and, most likely, trustworthy. I think trusting you would

>probably be a fairly good risk.

 

Thanks a bunch. But the fact is that we know each other only through a message board that is carefully kept anonymous because none of us wants to trust all the other posters and lurkers with the information that he hires male prostitutes. Under the circumstances, you can trust me to be extremely mistrustful of everyone here.

 

>I'd extend that to some others here as well. Making a public

>list would be a bad idea because, through sheer forgetfulness,

>I would inevitably leave off someone who should be on the

>list. But the regular contributor here who I would consider

>"most trustworthy" is Will.

 

I think Will can be trusted to come up with elaborate rationalizations for whatever it is he feels like doing. Other than that . . . .

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

>Has that been your experience? Well, I suppose that explains

>why, when you contact an escort about an appointment, you

>always give him your real name, address and telephone number

>immediately rather than using an anonymous email address or

>other blind.

 

You certainly have some trust issue, woody.

 

 

 

>Thanks a bunch. But the fact is that we know each other only

>through a message board that is carefully kept anonymous

>because none of us wants to trust all the other posters and

>lurkers with the information that he hires male prostitutes.

>Under the circumstances, you can trust me to be extremely

>mistrustful of everyone here.

 

I outed myself as to my real name months again when I mentioned that Joey McIntyre was my cousin. It's not hard to figure out my last name, since I use alanm as my poster name on this site. I would imagine that I am not the only one who could care less if their real names were used on the message center. Perhaps you are the one with an obsessive need for being anonymous. (By the way, Rick Monroe can verify that my last name is McIntyre.)

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RE: Ready to be an Ass

 

>You certainly have some trust issue, woody.

 

Call me crazy, junior, but ever since I was just a lad I have had this problem trusting people who are known to be involved in crime.

 

>I outed myself as to my real name months again when I

>mentioned that Joey McIntyre was my cousin.

 

Who the hell is Joey McIntyre? Never heard of him.

 

> Perhaps you are the one with an obsessive need for

>being anonymous.

 

Yeah, I am sure that the vast majority of our fellow Americans would have no problem at all posting personal information on a message board frequented by pimps, prostitutes, drug addicts, mental patients and other such upstanding types. No doubt they would regard my reluctance to do so as a puzzling eccentricity. :)

 

>(By the way, Rick Monroe can verify that my

>last name is McIntyre.)

 

LOL! There can't be too many regulars here who are unaware how absurd it is to offer me Little Ricky as a reference! Do you have a letter of recommendation from Yasser Arafat as well? :)

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