Team America: World Police

[Rod Hagen]

See it. It's fucking hilarious.

 

America: FUCK YEAH!

-Hagen

[+ Hoover42]

Opening nationally on Friday, Oct 15, 2004.

[Rod Hagen]

It previewed last night. VERY funny.

[bigjake8]

Sometimes pussy's are so full of shit that they become assholes, and after all, a pussy is just an inch and a half away from an asshole.

[+ glutes]

I just read a article about "TA", sounds like it gives ridicule across the board. They did cut out a simulated sex scene (between marionettes!) to save it getting a NC-17 rating, what a bunch of puritanical assholes the movie commission is!

[Rod Hagen]

Don't worry Glutes: the sex scene is more than sufficiently graphic to make any man with a puppet fetish cum all over his (already sticky) theater seat.

 

I found myself thinking that whatever they did cut out must have been severly over the top, like maybe close ups of wooden pussies and dicks.

[VaHawk]

I can't wait to see this movie, as I truly have a puppet fetish. I mean who wouldn't KILL to have a puppet on a string like Pinnochio, who has a hard woodie that grows and grows and grows, while he "whispers sweet nothings in your ear"! Not to even mention that he works REAL cheap.

 

Gee the older I get, the more I have this big fetish about returning to my innocent childhood.

 

As such, I would love to make it with Howdy Doody! What could possibly be hotter than finding an 18 year old escort who looks 14 and is short (between 4'10" and 5'4"), with red hair, big ears, and a freckled face, and dressing him in cowboy garb, and stringing him up to cross paddles and making him say and do what you want him to say and do, especially saying it in that high pitched girly voice?

 

What the hell throw in Clarabelle too, tooting his horn, and sounding like a truck backing up on a raging hard on! And even better yet, throw in a little voyeurism with some dark haired female beauty dressed as Princess Winterspringsummerfall, watching and cooing while, I'm getting it on with Howdy, and I will be in Baby Boomer Gay Heaven!

 

Damn, if I can’t get Howdy, then I want Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smith in an all out down and nasty threesome!! Damn what a fist fucking dream that would be, as I shoved my arm up their butts and made them speak in Paul Winchell’s voice. Of course, my lips would be moving!

 

Ooops, should I have posted this in the Fetishes Forum?

[+ Lucky]

This movie is indeed very funny. Outrageous as well. Hopefully Kim Il Jong doesn't really have weapons of mass destruction, or Trey Parker is in trouble!

[+ Charlie]

The sex scene is hilariously over the top--I can't imagine what they could have cut out. The movie has something to offend almost everyone across the political spectrum, not to mention the cultural spectrum, from caricature of Asian English pronunciation to celebration of cock-sucking as a patriotic act to a rousing musical number titled "Everyone has AIDS!"

[guyinsf]

According to what I read in Sunday's San Francisco Chronicle, the sex scene that was edited out may have involved "golden showers."

[Bilbo]

And, I read, a male puppet eating a female one's pussy.

[Trixie]

RE: It's Howdy Doody Time!

 

Oh VaHawk, if you like Howdy Doody, you would've ADORED the young man I spied today stocking the Odwalla juices at my local grocery store! Red hair, freckles, and an immaculatly-chiselled alabaster frame made for play...

While researching my last trip, I read that red haired and blond russian men fetched extremely high prices in the Bukhara slave markets, sometimes as much as 30 camels! (The slave trade didn't really end officially in Uzbekistan until 1911, and probably continued on unofficially for sometime after that.) In any case this boy would've been worth an absolute fortune!

 

Trix

[JamesK840]

My guess it wasn't *that* sex scene that was cut! I think they cut the male-male oral sex scene, it's very short and discreet, and don't forget we're talking about the assholes at the MPAA, and now we know why they shit all over everything, they haven't had enough dick!

 

I think my favorite is the song about missing the girl and the movie Pearl Harbor really sucking.

 

I did wish it had been less superficial with the politics. The parodies weren't of people's views, or actual actions, hell all they did with Moore is show him with food in his hands both times, that's not satire, just a cheap shot.

 

But still, outrageous--yep! Funny--it certainly has its moments.

[SmallTownJohn]

Kim Jong's panthers were the best...rough puppet sex too!

 

 

America, fuck yeah!

 

John

http://www.stj1.com