Anyone know what colon therapy is?

[Prime Muscle]

I came across an ad for a "professional massage". The price list includes (1) Therapeutic F/B Healing, (2) Interactive F/B Healing, (3) Colon Therapy for and additional $20, and (4) body shaving for an additional $20.

 

Lots of questions on this one. I’m assuming that F/B is full body. I'm also assuming the difference between therapeutic and interactive is release. I guess the difference could also be that you can touch the dude. But what is more puzzling is "Colon Therapy"? I think I can figure it out but has anyone heard of colon therapy from someone that is a professional and certified massage worker. If it’s what I’m thinking it is, I’m sure it would jeopardize the state certification of a massage worker. Or is there an approved technique that is part of massage school?

[Ignoto]

Before colon therapy:

 

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After:

 

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Seriously, I assume it means a good old-fashioned enema, perhaps with new ingredients (diet Coke?). There are still many who believe that cleaning it out is a good idea, even without filling it back up soon after.

[+ Charlie]

Colonic therapy is a thorough clensing with an enema. I read an article about it once in which it was revealed that many men experience orgasm during the treatment.

[mansniffing]

Princess Di was big on colon therapy—to stay thin. As a matter of fact, she spent huge amounts of money on it.

[Prime Muscle]

So you've confirmed what I thought it was - an enema. Now you have me intrigued. What does professional therapy offer that you cannot do yourself at home? Also, are there recent trends with new ingredients? (Ignoto – we’re you serious about Diet Coke?) The more common ones I have heard about is coffee (Woody H.) as well as a herb to relax the ass. Also heard of dudes using wine because it gives you a quick buzz.

[+ glutes]

It is also refered to as 'hydrocolonic therapy'.

A site you might check-out http://www.colonicblow.com

[Luv2play]

I think I recall hearing it called "high colonic" as well in a biography I read of Mae West, who believed in them and practiced them regularly. She thought it kept her looking young and aided in living a long life. It sorta worked for her!

[AdamSmith]

>I think I recall hearing it called "high colonic" as well in

>a biography I read of Mae West, who believed in them and

>practiced them regularly.

 

She loved them. Said, "It makes your shit smell like hot soup."

[AdamSmith]

>A site you might check-out http://www.colonicblow.com

 

Also Phil Hartman's SNL routine...

 

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/pics/89ecolonblow1.jpg

 

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/pics/89ecolonblow2.jpg

 

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/pics/89ecolonblow3.jpg

[mansniffing]

Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Liquid Soap is another ingredient one can use. It sure will confirm what Mae West said about making your asshole smell like soap. I'm sure there are lots of suggestions out there. Liquid soap though sounds good to me rather than those awful Fleet Enemas.

[AdamSmith]

What Mae said

 

>Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Liquid Soap is another ingredient

>one can use. It sure will confirm what Mae West said about

>making your asshole smell like soap.

 

Believe it or not, she said "soup," not soap.

 

Before I was quoting from memory. Here's what she's actually supposed to have said: "I take two colonics every day and I'm careful about what I eat. So when I go to the bathroom, there's no odor. Oh, maybe like hot soup - at the very worst, beef stew."