♪ ♫ Palm Springs Weekend, had me a blast... ♫ ♪

[jjkrkwood]

And while I am drinking coffee and going on and on, let's give a shout out to some other newbies who made the party more fun, and provided eye candy and great massages. I think this was my 7th year of fun and sun, and one of the things that's always nice about Oliver's whore house ho-down is that there's always a group of regulars that's like family and a group of new-comers that are nice to meet.

 

Welcome Hunter Lee to the ho family, and to California for that matter. Speaking of which, without revealing too many personal details, young Hunter is preparing to teach his cohorts a lesson in how nice young escorts should spend their hard-earned ho money. (Hint: not on cocaine). Have a great trip with your family, Hunter. You're very sweet.

 

Also welcome to Mister Matt Big, who attended with a significant other, who also happens to also be an escort, who happens to be female. We're just breaking down barriers everywhere, aren't we? Matt, of course, was more than able to give Dreamboyy a run for his money (or meat, I suppose I should say), so next year we'll just have to convince Matt to be less shy. (Although Daddy figured out it wasn't hard to do that). I can't compete with what either of them have to offer, as far as certain anatomical features goes, but I am more than willing to do my part as a mentor and offer them a hand:

 

http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/2772-addams-family-mr-hand.gif

 

Yes, it is tragic. In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare. But then, who really gives a fuck about that?

 

Anyways, none of that really matters, I guess, since everybody will be transfixed by Tristan's and Ace's.........................BOOTS!

 

Well Mr All-knowing Kesslar, you should have learned by now a little trick: compensate for any shortcomings by DRESSING UP what you Do have... I certainly would notice THIS guy ! It's all in the "packaging".

 

http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1402446276i/9938326._SY540_.jpg

[jjkrkwood]

I would NEVER miss a good Pool party....

 

 

 

But usually, there's NOT enuf room for me...

 

[mike carey]

Thanks for this post Steven, the insight in it is greatly welcome.

[+ purplekow]

Steven, since I am one of the millions who have seen you naked, I know you have nothing to worry about in the cock department. Besides, can those boys sit on a cock and rotate 720 degrees without stopping and without falling over? I do not think so (though I am willing to be the starting point if any one of them wants to try.

[+ WmClarke]

So, the pool party.... does it make this seem tame by comparison:

 

http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpskn7ftmwq.jpeg

[+ glennnn]

Steven, since I am one of the millions who have seen you naked, I know you have nothing to worry about in the cock department. Besides, can those boys sit on a cock and rotate 720 degrees without stopping and without falling over? I do not think so (though I am willing to be the starting point if any one of them wants to try.

 

Have to agree that Mr. K's kock is a work of art, perfectly proportioned and just the right size. I dreamt about it last night.

[klifhangar]

^%**()!*^*&() I should just stop reading this thread. Regret regret regret. Ah well. I had no choice.

 

Can't we just have another one this summer/ fall?!! I'm a great cook, you know..

[+ stevenkesslar]

So, the pool party.... does it make this seem tame by comparison:

 

http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/Mobile Uploads/image_zpskn7ftmwq.jpeg

 

Careful, bitches. Oliver guards his invitation list like it's, well, his virginity. But of course you are welcome to bring Aquaman along as your guest.

 

I'm a great cook, you know..

 

Double careful, bitches. You don't want Epigonos pissed off at you. Even the make up sex after that isn't fun!

[jjkrkwood]

Damn, I missed the Meat-n-Greet...... Maybe Next year ?

 

http://www.theimagist.com/files/images/joey66.thumbnail.jpg

[klifhangar]

Haha @stevenkesslar is someone territorial about cooking? I am just as happy to receive as I am to give...

[+ stevenkesslar]

Haha @stevenkesslar is someone territorial about cooking? I am just as happy to receive as I am to give...

 

Yeah, well I've tried to convince him to feel that way, too. He operates under the delusion that mine is big, so he doesn't like to receive as much. To each his own. Anyhoo, we both somehow manage to dish out the creme de la creme, using the tools we have at our disposal. And nobody seems to complain.

 

And now I'd best zip my pretty little mouth shut before I get myself in trouble.

 

Have a nice day.

[Epigonos]

Hey guys thanks for the many kind words. Acting as Oliver’s chef de cuisine is an absolute pleasure, loving to cook as I do. The one exception is preparing the damn deviled eggs that Rob and Wayne so relish – I absolutely hate the things. I entertain a lot at home and it never ceases to amaze me that people like the disgusting things.

 

Everybody appeared to have a great time which is what the whole weekend is all about. This year seemed a little more laid back that usual which was fine. As always it was great to meet some new guys both client and escort types. However, I found myself definitely missing purplekow, Tristan Baldwin, and Las Vegas Ace, they always seem to add greatly to the positive energy flow, and hopefully they will ALL be able to attend next year. To those of you who hesitated and for, whatever reason, did not attend – please, Please, PLEASE don’t make the same mistake next year. Start planning NOW on joining the festivities, those of us who do attend are definitely looking forward to meeting you next year.

 

In conclusion I MUST thank two wonderful, dear friends; Steven Kesslar and Oliver. Steven’s lovely home and backyard make a great playpen and his Margaritas are to die for – thanks so very much Steven - I love you. What can I say about Oliver that has not already been said? Well to start with he is one of my dearest and most beloved friends. I simply MUST thank him personally for all the hours and hours of hard work he puts into to preparing this fabulous weekend. It is unfortunate but true that one of his most difficult tasks is trying to keep me "somewhat" calm and on task. Thank you so very much Oliver – I love you.

[+ stevenkesslar]

It is unfortunate but true that one of his most difficult tasks is trying to keep me "somewhat" calm

 

See. Told ya. You don't wanna fuck with her in the kitchen.

 

http://67.media.tumblr.com/ede8ac055517b789ccbf6999a3bb69fc/tumblr_n1n627o1DG1so4x3to1_400.gif

 

Needless to say, I only mess with you cuz I love you and I know how it gets you goin.

 

(PS Of course that's not the way you all imagine her. She is very shy about wearing her wig).

[bigvalboy]

Perhaps next year you will overcome your shyness and grace us with your presence

 

Be careful what you wish for. Next year you might wake up to me floatin in your pool.

 

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/man-jumping-into-a-pool.jpg

[klifhangar]

Haha. How have I not seen how much fun @stevenkesslar is until now? I need to visit PS soon..

[+ stevenkesslar]

Be careful what you wish for. Next year you might wake up to me floatin in your pool.

 

http://www.oldsilverdaddies.com/pictures/2011/nude-in-the-pool.jpg

 

Perfect. It's a plan.

 

You can take everybody down to the pool and keep em distracted while I go about my business with the horny hunky hookers y'all bring.

 

[+ Socalguy]

Have to agree that Mr. K's kock is a work of art, perfectly proportioned and just the right size. I dreamt about it last night.

I would have to triple that sentiment as my hand may have accidentally slipped while sitting next to him Saturday night in the hot tub. You know how slippery things can get in a hot tub.

[klifhangar]

Ok I'm not reading this thread anymore.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Ok I'm not reading this thread anymore.

 

And I'm not getting in a hot tub anymore.

 

You guys are all a bunch of fucking perverts!

 

At least Dame Kockwood acts like a proper lady. She just calls me "Kessie" and likes boots. Why do the rest of you assholes have to always be so difficult to please?

[jjkrkwood]

And I'm not getting in a hot tub anymore.

 

You guys are all a bunch of fucking perverts!

 

At least Dame Kockwood acts like a proper lady. She just calls me "Kessie" and likes boots. Why do the rest of you assholes have to always be so difficult to please?

 

"Kessie" I actually prefer heels, but figure you might have a hard time walking in them ? But then I've heard you spend a lot of time on your knees and back, so it might not matter...

 

Smooches,

 

Dame Kockwood

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RBNJF6rAL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

 

http://media.rivermedia.ie/YToyOntzOjQ6ImRhdGEiO3M6MjU3OiJhOjQ6e3M6MzoidXJsIjtzOjEyNDoiaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL3N0b3JhZ2UucHVibGlzaGVycGx1cy5pZS9tZWRpYS5yaXZlcm1lZGlhLmllL3VwbG9hZHMvMjAxNS8xMi8wODEwMDQ1OS93aWxsaWFtY2F1bGZpZWxkLmpwZyI7czo1OiJ3aWR0aCI7aTo2NDA7czo2OiJoZWlnaHQiO2k6MzczO3M6NzoiZGVmYXVsdCI7czo0OToiaHR0cDovL3d3dy5kZXJyeW5vdy5jb20vYXNzZXRzL2kvbm8taW1hZ2UucG5nP3Y9MSI7fSI7czo0OiJoYXNoIjtzOjQwOiI1ZjlhMDI1YWZjZWIzM2Q0MGRhNTZkMDIyNGUxMWNkODNiNmJhODM3Ijt9/theres-nothing-like-a-dame-derry-panto-star-caulfield.jpg

[+ DERRIK]

i getting confused with several typos are you guys saying "slipped" or "sipped"?

[klifhangar]

And I'm not getting in a hot tub anymore.

 

You guys are all a bunch of fucking perverts!

 

At least Dame Kockwood acts like a proper lady. She just calls me "Kessie" and likes boots. Why do the rest of you assholes have to always be so difficult to please?

I'm easier to please. I'd prefer you with your boots off.

[+ stevenkesslar]

I would have to triple that sentiment as my hand may have accidentally slipped while sitting next to him Saturday night in the hot tub. You know how slippery things can get in a hot tub.

 

i getting confused with several typos are you guys saying "slipped" or "sipped"?

 

Not sure.

 

I think you guys are all taking this way too seriously.

 

You probably just need a good stiff drink.

 

On the rocks, of course.

[+ stevenkesslar]

But then I've heard you spend a lot of time on your knees and back, so it might not matter...

 

It's true. I pray constantly.

 

Anything special you would like me to include in my novena, tonight, m'lady?

[jjkrkwood]

It's true. I pray constantly.

 

Anything special you would like me to include in my novena, tonight, m'lady?

 

As you can see from my new avatar, Ill have to "stick my finger in it" to come up with something....