Names NOT for porn (Not Now, Not Never)

[+ friendofsheila]

These first+last names are not sexy-enough for porn.

 

 

Wally Waddell

 

Percival Pitney

 

Aloysius Smedley

 

Gesualdo Glick

[+ friendofsheila]

Sidney Slater

Melvin Slater

Sacheveral Slater

 

None of these work.

 

@Kevin Slater? Yeah, that might work.

[Guest]

My favorite name of a man who wasn't a porn star but who had a porn star name was the former mayor of Los Angeles whose name was Dick Riordan (pronounced "rear done").

[+ purplekow]

Dick Little

Norman Norwood

Essex Rufus Sal Foremen (A sex refusal for men) I put that in because when i read it this morning I could not figure it out)

Manny Ken Nick Lee Fuches

Nomar Haction

Nomar Cummings

Lester Suk

Don Tuchme

Frank Lee Seckless

Nat Spunkworthy

Vito Tumen

 

Just a few I came up with, but did not come with.

[Beancounter]

Milo Balz

Seymour Butz

Fonda Diks

Harry Seaman

Dick Bottoms

[MiamiLooker]

Itchy and Scratchy

[Kenny]

Pussy Galore

[rvwnsd]

Percy Istant-Rasch

Chlamydia Burns

Swifty Cummer

[gallahadesquire]

Arbuthnot Galahad.

[AdamSmith]

Sacheveral Slater

Hmm...?

http://theredlist.com/media/database/muses/icon/iconic_women/1930/edith_sitwell/46-edith-sitwell-theredlist.jpg

Sacheverell, Edith and Osbert Sitwell, 1930s

 

http://theredlist.com/media/database/muses/icon/iconic_women/1930/edith_sitwell/20-edith-sitwell-theredlist.jpg

Edith, 1959

[+ purplekow]

JJ Nowood

[+ friendofsheila]

These first+last names are not sexy-enough for porn.

 

 

Wally Waddell

 

Percival Pitney

 

Aloysius Smedley

 

Gesualdo Glick

Uuuuh, the original intention of the thread has gone away. Probably I should have been clearer.

 

These are names that could be real, but are not sexy. Not made-up and silly.

[AdamSmith]

These are names that could be real, but are not sexy.

Each of the three Sitwells certainly fits the bill.

[whipped guy]

Well how about real names of real escorts...

 

Well the guy who really used the name Trevor who advertised BDSM comes to mind. Somehow it seemed way to English in a Downton Manner sort of way and years before the series even existed.

 

A possibly little know fact. The guy who became known as escort and BDSM pornstar Master Avery initially escorted under the name Conrad. Again it didn't quite fit and not even for a vanilla escort. Who would want a BFE with a Conrad? A name like Steve Urkel would be more appealing.

[rvwnsd]

...Who would want a BFE with a Conrad? ...

 

I had a friend named Conrad and I would not have wanted him as my boyfriend.

[AdamSmith]

I had a friend named Conrad and I would not have wanted him as my boyfriend.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/16/article-2263466-16FA9D4E000005DC-648_634x777.jpg

 

[+ friendofsheila]

Marvin Mifflin

[Beancounter]

Uuuuh, the original intention of the thread has gone away. Probably I should have been clearer.

 

These are names that could be real, but are not sexy. Not made-up and silly.

 

These are reals names of RM escorts....hmmmm.

 

Leo Sweetwood

Masc Preppy

Donny Diggs

Maximus Grande

Load Giver

Josh Kosh

Miami Twice

Ziggy Dawn

Marcus Ripper

[JayCeeKy]

My favorite name of a man who wasn't a porn star but who had a porn star name

 

Magic Johnson

George Bush

[rvwnsd]

These are reals names of RM escorts....hmmmm.

 

Leo Sweetwood

Masc Preppy

Donny Diggs

Maximus Grande

Load Giver

Josh Kosh

Miami Twice

Ziggy Dawn

Marcus Ripper

Remember the escort named Max Emissions?

[+ friendofsheila]

Again, folks, this thread is about NON-sexy names.

 

Like "Lud Mudd".

[Beancounter]

Again, folks, this thread is about NON-sexy names.

 

Like "Lud Mudd".

 

Me thinks you're taking this way too seriously. Just call me Grinch.

[klifhangar]

Hahaha.

 

I seriously just worked with a woman named "Poon" yesterday. Good thing her last name isn't "Tan" or "Tang". I also worked with a Helmut Boner and knew a Dick Stains. Unfortunate but real names.

[klifhangar]

Oh I also knew a Harry Slime, a person with the last name Smeltekop and an Anna Tampone.

[Nvr2Thick]

Sandy Orifice