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I just got done unpacking and realized that, despite my best efforts to double check, I left something behind in my room in Richmond, VA. It's not the first time, of course, if you travel enough you're bound to leave behind a sock, phone charger, t-shirt, etc. This time however the item left behind is a little more embarrassing, I left a 12 inch double ended dildo in the shower. Somehow I managed to disconnect the shower shot and grab my soap, but overlooked my dildo in the corner. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever left. Have you worried that next time you stay there an alert is gonna pop up saying "Beware: Dildo guy"?

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I left a cock ring at one of my favorite and most frequented hotels in SF. A week later, I received a small, very discreet package from the hotel with a sweet note from the manager: Mr. TrueReview, We thought you might miss your property sooner than your next visit. Hope to see you soon! :eek:

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I left a cock ring at one of my favorite and most frequented hotels in SF. A week later, I received a small, very discreet package from the hotel with a sweet note from the manager: Mr. TrueReview, We thought you might miss your property sooner than your next visit. Hope to see you soon! :eek:

 

I would send them back a pair of your cum stained briefs as a thank you !

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I just got done unpacking and realized that, despite my best efforts to double check, I left something behind in my room in Richmond, VA. It's not the first time, of course, if you travel enough you're bound to leave behind a sock, phone charger, t-shirt, etc. This time however the item left behind is a little more embarrassing, I left a 12 inch double ended dildo in the shower. Somehow I managed to disconnect the shower shot and grab my soap, but overlooked my dildo in the corner. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever left. Have you worried that next time you stay there an alert is gonna pop up saying "Beware: Dildo guy"?

 

Similar...left a rather expensive "classy glassy" dildo a young man had been using on himself for our mutual amusement....

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I'm the kind of person who checks twice for everything, that's the reason why I've never left anything...

 

I do know about a now retired (now chef) very short and muscular French-Canadian escort from Montreal who left a dildo stuck at the glass wall of his room's bathroom at the W hotel in Union Square...

 

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/2e/35/2e358f4c820ee0cfeb83cad746c8096a.jpg?itok=FXr3aGn6

 

I just got done unpacking and realized that, despite my best efforts to double check, I left something behind in my room in Richmond, VA. It's not the first time, of course, if you travel enough you're bound to leave behind a sock, phone charger, t-shirt, etc. This time however the item left behind is a little more embarrassing, I left a 12 inch double ended dildo in the shower. Somehow I managed to disconnect the shower shot and grab my soap, but overlooked my dildo in the corner. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever left. Have you worried that next time you stay there an alert is gonna pop up saying "Beware: Dildo guy"?

 

I left a cock ring at one of my favorite and most frequented hotels in SF. A week later, I received a small, very discreet package from the hotel with a sweet note from the manager: Mr. TrueReview, We thought you might miss your property sooner than your next visit. Hope to see you soon! :eek:

 

Similar...left a rather expensive "classy glassy" dildo a young man had been using on himself for our mutual amusement....

 

I wonder if the maid who found it reacted this way?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNPgZ_3el4c

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Well it was nothing that I had left behind, but once in anticipation of a rendezvous later that evening I very neatly left out my entire flogger and toy collection on one of the beds in the room. I then went out to dinner. Of course that particular evening hotel management decided to send over a welcoming gift of a fresh fruit platter with bottled mineral water with a nice note from the general manager.

 

I would have liked to have seen the expression on the person's face who delivered it, but then again hotel employees have seen it all. Of course this was the same hotel when the maid walked in while I was tied to the bed... No wonder the staff all give me a wink wink and a nod nod when I stay there! I'm sure that I'm also referenced as "whipped guy" and as such that's probably where the moniker most likely originated.

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Well it was nothing that I had left behind, but once in anticipation of a rendezvous later that evening I very neatly left out my entire flogger and toy collection on one of the beds in the room. I then went out to dinner. Of course that particular evening hotel management decided to send over a welcoming gift of a fresh fruit platter with bottled mineral water with a nice note from the general manager.

 

I would have liked to have seen the expression on the person's face who delivered it, but then again hotel employees have seen it all. Of course this was the same hotel when the maid walked in while I was tied to the bed... No wonder the staff all give me a wink wink and a nod nod when I stay there! I'm sure that I'm also referenced as "whipped guy" and as such that's probably where the moniker most likely originated.

 

Oh.. I always assumed you were a top. Never assume. :)

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Oh.. I always assumed you were a top. Never assume. :)
Well @jackjackjack ! LOL! If you read my profile it sort of explains things. No! NEVER assume anything! It is my theory that the best S&M doms have had experiences as subs along the way. Let's just say that I have had a certain amount of experience as a sub, but as such have morphed into an S&M top over the years! So I probably can be best described as a switch. As I have noted previously the best CEO's worked their way up from initially working in the mail room. Knowing a job from the bottom up both literally and metaphorically does have a certain number of advantages!

 

Still periodically I like to play the bottom as I did last week with a favorite guy who has suggested that we would both be a good team to play the dom role in a two on one situation. In any event, I always go to a BDSM club as a dom. That way I don't need to worry about having to deal with someone who is not experienced in such matters. Even though it is the bottom who really sets the parameters of the scene, playing the Dom does give one a certain feeling of security even if not total superiority in such a setting.

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...I left ...a used Fleet in the hotel room safe at a Four Seasons.

 

OK, I'll bite: Why did you put a used Fleet in the hotel safe?

 

I've actually never left anything in a hotel room. I always check a couple of times then do one final reconnaissance mission before I leave.

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I just got done unpacking and realized that, despite my best efforts to double check, I left something behind in my room in Richmond, VA. It's not the first time, of course, if you travel enough you're bound to leave behind a sock, phone charger, t-shirt, etc. This time however the item left behind is a little more embarrassing, I left a 12 inch double ended dildo in the shower. Somehow I managed to disconnect the shower shot and grab my soap, but overlooked my dildo in the corner. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever left. Have you worried that next time you stay there an alert is gonna pop up saying "Beware: Dildo guy"?

 

I had an occasion where my luggage made the plane home and I did not due to overbooking. Aside from being without sundries/undies/etc., a variety of play items were in my suitcase which was being held at the baggage claim office in my home city. When I went to retrieve the bag there seemed to be an inordinate delay at which point I asked for the Supervisor who came out with my bag followed by about 6 staff members.

 

He asked for my ID -- and said "It looks like you had a most interesting time on your trip . . . " (Snarky Grin)

 

I replied - "Seems you and the boys have been browsing through my belongings - well anything you don't understand I'd be happy to demonstrate on you since you seem so interested" - I looked over at to the first staffer I dealt with, pointed at him and said rather loudly so the folks behind me could hear "You are walking awfully funny -- the vibrating buttplug better be in the suitcase or I will be back to pull it out of your ass through your mouth"

 

Laughter ensued as I made my exit. I don't embarrass easily

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