Wear your pants, please

[jackjackjack]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205

At first I was going to laugh but when I read the man died, no need to laugh. But really.... would you do that?

On a side note, they didn't say whether it was straight or gay porn. .

[bigvalboy]

Years ago I used to drive one of those outrageous jacked up 4 wheel drives trucks, and I looked down on everyone except maybe a semi, and I will tell you that people masturbating in cars is more common than you would ever imagine.

[Guy Fawkes]

Please forgive me; I'm trying to get the image out of my head...

 

A pant-less man with a hard-on being partially ejected through the sunroof with a cellphone playing a porno. Am I the only demented person here?

[Marlfox]

And I thought talking on a mobile phone while driving was dangerous!

[+ quoththeraven]

His first mistake was not wearing his seat belt. Next to that, all his other choices pale in significance.

[+ friendofsheila]

Years ago I used to drive one of those outrageous jacked up 4 wheel drives trucks, and I looked down on everyone except maybe a semi, and I will tell you that people masturbating in cars is more common than you would ever imagine.

 

No kidding. I was on the roof of a building watching traffic on a busy city street on a sunny day, once. It didn't take 10 minutes before I saw a "revelation".

[jackjackjack]

His first mistake was not wearing his seat belt. Next to that, all his other choices pale in significance.

 

I was thinking about everything else, but you are so right. . Should have had his seat belt on.

[jackjackjack]

Please forgive me; I'm trying to get the image out of my head...

 

A pant-less man with a hard-on being partially ejected through the sunroof with a cellphone playing a porno. Am I the only demented person here?

 

No Daddy, no you're not the only.

[+ friendofsheila]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205

At first I was going to laugh but when I read the man died, no need to laugh. But really.... would you do that?

On a side note, they didn't say whether it was straight or gay porn. .

 

 

Wow, how dumb can people be? While you're driving?

[jackjackjack]

I think we've all have had sex in a car, truck, etc. even an airplane, but they were all parked.... well, almost all... not the airplane.. .

[instudiocity]

Maybe his pecker stopped him from flying completely out of the sunroof.

 

I wondering if there was white genetic material along with all the blood? It's a shame to waste a hard-on. I mean, if it really was that important to take those risks, you'd want to hope he exploded before the car.

[+ ArVaGuy]

One can only imagine how his relatives must feel about this incident. If he's from a small town, everyone will know about the "sudden accident" mentioned in the obituary.

[craigville beach]

I'm not sure that we needed to know any of this. Is this TMI?

[Kuriousity]

On a side note, bb porn star/escort Ray Dalton drives around naked in his truck FREQUENTLY. Some of the photos he's had on his Rentmen posting have come from his bareassed drives.....

[+ sync]

Who would have thought one could die from phone sex? :o

[+ deej]

If you've ever read "The World According to Garp" you know the dangers of being engorged while driving. I think the line from the movie was "I can't imagine! I had mine removed surgically!"

 

I drive 50 miles to work every day. I see stupidity in action every day. This doesn't surprise me at all.

[+ purplekow]

i have not masturbated while driving.....well in quite a few years anyways. No porn watching, just me, my hand and a few minutes to kill while driving.