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[+ Gar1eth]

Removed

[+ quoththeraven]

At my age and level of joint healthiness, a bed is definitely a more comfortable place for nookie than anything else, although a firm sofa might do in a pinch.

[+ purplekow]

My advice: Call him. Tell him you do not think you made your best efforts due to the missing bed and invite him to give you another go. Then either offer a hotel room or you own place. If he is cute and you enjoyed yourself, go for it. After all, he was willing to go the first time. What have you got to lose at this point.

[Mikegaite]

Well, I just filmed a scene with eight positions, none of which involved a bed... I will let you use your imagination.

 

Gman, now that I know your preferred positions, I'm prelubed and lying face down on my bedroom carpet, asscheeks akimbo, awaiting your entry.

[+ purplekow]

WOW you can get your ass cheeks akimbo!!! Can't wait to see that.

[+ purplekow]

Gar1eth I wish I was there to smack you in the back of the head. You need a very severe "snap out of it" slap to the back of the head. Kind of like Cher did to Nicholas Cage but never in the face, one could leave a mark. Don't wait. Don't hold your breath. Get on the phone and find out.

Either you get rejected and move on at a snail's pace for the next 5 years waiting to cash in on one of these sites or surprise surprise, he joins you for a second session. You bring your A game and things go from there.

You already having him saying no, so what have you got to lose? Do not overthink this. Start thinking with your little head. It will get you laid faster than your big head every time.

 

[+ Travis69]

Always have a inflatable mattress in your trunk for such occasions. Be a good Boy Scout and be prepared!!!!

[+ quoththeraven]

I did tell him. He said next time he'd have a bed. But I'm not going to hold my breath. The guy is really cute. I'm betting he's not going to have any trouble getting more well-endowed guys to fulfill him.

 

 

Gman

 

Any reason you can't invite him to your place?

[+ purplekow]

Yes, my place is all torn up from being about to move. It's really not in good enough condition to host.

 

Gman

He is willing to host on the floor and your place is too much of a mess. This is A queen not THE queen and if you have the bed, then I think you are making a fairly flimsy excuse. There must also be a hotel room you can rent if you really want to try a second round with this guy. I understand, you need the bed in order to perform in a comfortable way. If the purpose of your post is to ask if other people prefer beds, the answer is YES. Will the lack of a bed stop me? several visitors to the Men's Room at Prime Restaurant in Philadelphia will tell you the answer to that is NO.

[+ glennnn]

All of the above!!!! Stop keveching and start skrewing! As the Devine Tim Gunn says, "For fucks sake, make it work!"

[+ Gar1eth]

All of the above!!!! Stop keveching and start skrewing! As the Devine Tim Gunn says, "For fucks sake, make it work!"

 

 

Sometimes, Glennn, the spirit is willing, but the Tallywacker is weak.

 

Gman

[geminibear]

Gar1eth I wish I was there to smack you in the back of the head. You need a very severe "snap out of it" slap to the back of the head. Kind of like Cher did to Nicholas Cage but never in the face, one could leave a mark. Don't wait. Don't hold your breath. Get on the phone and find out.

Either you get rejected and move on at a snail's pace for the next 5 years waiting to cash in on one of these sites or surprise surprise, he joins you for a second session. You bring your A game and things go from there.

You already having him saying no, so what have you got to lose? Do not overthink this. Start thinking with your little head. It will get you laid faster than your big head every time.

 

Atta Boy!

[geminibear]

Sometimes, Glennn, the spirit is willing, but the Tallywacker is weak.

 

Gman

I can get you some bull and/or ram testosterone.

 

I've seen it do wonders on livestock. How different can it be for humans?

 

Doesn't sound like it could hurt at this point.

 

My little Chanukah gift to you amigo.

[Moondance]

You're putting an awful lot on yourself, Gman. How brilliant and skilled was the other guy at handling the circumstances? If he couldn't make them work to YOUR satisfaction, maybe he's thinking YOU wouldn't want to try again.

 

I know your primary question was whether other guys have experienced a similar problem, and I haven't, so I'll apologize in advance for offering an off-topic observation, but here goes...

 

Along the lines of IF YOU GET A BUNCH OF LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE ... if I'd met a "very cute" guy, but the venue for our first encounter wasn't conducive to fucking, my inclination would have been to take the encounter into other pleasurable activities and save the fucking for another day.

[+ Truereview]

Well, G1th, thank you for making yourself vulnerable and seeking connection and diverse insights. Very cool of you.

 

I have had my share of difficulties (avg endowment, not athletic, high libido). Hence, I'm always on the lookout for how to perform better. I honestly recommend yoga and dance. Yoga has taught me that there is nothing that beats angle, position, focus, and staying power. Dance has taught me about movement. I believe both (yoga and dance) will help any size endowment perform better - with or without a bed. I don't know what your other physical attributes or conditions may be, but Yoga and dance are for every age and physical ability/disability. If I can do them, believe me...anyone can!

 

I have found that my angles and concentration matter more than my comfort...and that my thrusting and repetition (drilling) are broader and freer. Having a bed is nice, but a chair, a stool, a wall, a window sill, all other creative perches and handles become your friends if you are willing to experiment. Do consult with an expert first though. Also, I have found that my partners appreciate my willingness to be creative and quickly forget about size or athleticism.

[+ glennnn]

Sometimes, Glennn, the spirit is willing, but the Tallywacker is weak.

 

Gman

 

Sorry I was glib. I meant that it takes persistence to attain success. Call the guy and get a meeting on an appropriate piece of furniture set up. I'll bet he was disappointed, too. Good luck!

[sincitymix]

I won't say it's not a good idea, T69. But it's not the bed. It's the height from the floor. This is probably the minimum height that I would need. And I might need one a bit higher than this-something approaching a normal mattress frame height. But even this is too big to fit into my trunk.

 

http://p-fst1.pixstatic.com/51bc8f8bd9127e258b000da2._w.540_s.fit_.JPEG

 

Gman

why does it have to be a bed? Bend him over the kitchen sink, or the bathtub rim, or on the bathroom sink? does he have a table? kitchen table? kitchen counter? have him bend over the toilet clutching the tank

[sincitymix]

Gee, GB. I didn't know you were into (animal) husbandry.

 

 

In Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex-But Were Afraid To Ask he mentions aphrodisiacs. There weren't really any true ones at the time. The one substance he does talk about is some kind of bladder irritant given to bulls that gives them an erection. But he mentions no one knows how good it feels to the bulls.

 

Gman

how about electrical stimulation? don't they stick cattle prods or something up bulls bums?

[marylander1940]

I hope this isn't too graphic.

 

Yesterday must have been a Hanukkah Miracle for me . I had one of my very rare meet and greets (if you know what I mean:rolleyes:). I'd say they occur about as often as once a Purim or less. But I don't want to mix my holidays. This one occurred from a profile on one of the hook-up apps. I've been on the site for about 5 years. I think this is the first time I've ever actually managed to meet someone from it.

 

So the guy-in his 40's-very cute-an average to athletic guy. More alternative than I am-but that doesn't take much. He had a few tattoos and some piercings. I don't really like piercings as I dislike the taste of metal in my mouth. But his cuteness made up that.

 

We talk, and he offers me water. It was not laced with roofies or GHB. So that was nice. He leads me into the 'play' room. In the room are an armless rocker and a stool. The floor is carpeted. 'Alan' has just recently moved in and doesn't have a bed. I immediately start to get nervous. I know from past experience I don't do well without a bed with a frame that's lifted up from the floor. It's due to several factors. The main one being my lack of inches. I'm only about 5" as I've discussed before. It's just difficult for me to perform the actual act in the kind of positions you can get into without a bed. I guess the best position for me is having someone sitting on my pelvis while I'm in the chair. ( I'm trying to avoid graphic descriptions here). But aside from this not being a great position, I'm not that much of a fan of someone bouncing up and down on my lap and pelvic bones. And it's difficult enough for me to achieve an erection in the first place. If I'm in discomfort, forget about it. The other main position would be with the guy lying face down on the carpeting. But again it's a matter of size. The buttocks get in the way.

 

We managed to play a bit. But it was far from perfect. I'd like to get together again. But after my performance I doubt he'll be interested.

 

So my question-does anyone else have difficulties in non bed situations like this?

 

Gman

 

Would you ask him to come to your place? Do you live alone, right?

[sincitymix]

I wish these were viable options. But they don't really work for me. It's physical-I'm short both in endowment and height. The endowment is the major factor. Couple that with being an inch or two shorter in height than a lot of guys-and it makes all of these difficult. I'm betting you aren't on the short end. M

 

Gman

 

Not to be stereotypical, but how do you know Im not? Im Asian how tall are you?

[+ Funguy]

You know, shower sex is great fun. It doesn't have to be f**king either. One of the very very best blow jobs I have ever had in 67 years was in the shower, both all soaped up except certain areas and it turned out to be very, very erotic!

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Yesterday must have been a Hanukkah Miracle for me...

Gman

 

Well, I just filmed a scene with eight positions... I'm prelubed and lying face down on my bedroom carpet...

 

Perviest. Image. Ever!

Gman, rub that man with olive oil and spin up your dreidel!

 

Callipygian, three questions (I'll save one for Passover):

1. Will you do all eight positions Sunday night?
   
2. May I be your shamash... please?
   
3. Where can I buy the Advent Calendar?
   

 

 

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Gman, I've met a lot of guys with five inches. If you think that's exceptionally small you need to get out more. Forget porn. Go to a sex club with the sole purpose of looking. Not to cruise. Not to hook up. Your assignment is to see 100 hard cocks.

 

Ask your doctor about viagra and cialis.

 

Have you tried fucking without penetration? It's one of my favorite safer sex tricks. It feels great, requires no preparation by the bottom, and you don't need a condom. 1. You lube his whole crack and a big hand full of ass on both sides. 2. He tightens his anal sphincter. 3. He squeezes his butt cheeks and wiggles in anticipation. 4. You fuck his behind.

 

Try guys with bony asses.

 

Try a sling.

[geminibear]

Gman as a fellow "button on a fur coat" guy, I find being on my back to be quite useful and most enjoyable. I believe that professionals call it "cowboy up" or even the "reverse cowboy". giddy up

 

Also I've heard the "ft raw pup" from the Forttroff collection could be useful in these situations. I've never used it myself but worth a try. Probably good idea to make sure your partner is into it first.

 

As a fellow "short stroke" I challenge you to try some of these and report back.

 

February 29 is right around the corner and I am looking forward to your soon to be annual Leap Year Getting Lucky Party. I am already inviting myself, just in case you forgot to add me to the guest list. I think it has the potential to be better than either the DC meet up or Palm Springs.

 

Gem

[sincitymix]

I've looked from the time I was in high school in the gym locker room to side glances at restroom urinals now. The majority of adult males look bigger than me.

 

a lot of guys are grow'ers rather then show'ers.