Zoophilia on the rise

[+ bigjoey]

http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/

[+ glennnn]

Hm? Mares or stallions? And were the horses even aware if the. ....ah. . attention.? The height of ambition is an ant crawling up an elephant's ass with rape on his mind.

[jackjackjack]

http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/

 

I saw this story earlier today but thought it was too unbelievable to post here ....maybe from some other area of the world but Switzerland??? No judgment here?... . forget that... sorry, too unnatural.

[rvwnsd]

Hmm...of the 105 reported cases of abuse against horses, 10% (i.e. ten) involved having sex with them. Although I neither condone that behavior nor can I even fathom how it would work (I also don't care to find out) an increase from nine cases to ten would be an 11.1% increase. In a country of 8 million people, that's a drop in the water trough.

 

I wonder how many cases of humans having sex with cheese have been reported. (That's a joke. I know that Swiss cheese is a North American name for a mass-produced replica of Emmental cheese.)

[Zman]

^Fornication is the reason there are holes in Swiss cheese?!

 

I hope the Swiss have the good sense not to stick anything tender in the fondue.

[AdamSmith]

^Fornication is the reason there are wholes in Swiss cheese?!

 

I hope the Swiss have the good sense not to stick anything tender in the fondue.

Very Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.

 

[+ purplekow]

Who here can blame a man who wants his partner to be hung like a horse?

[gallahadesquire]

I am reminded of PDQ Bach's Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice: An Opera in One Unnatural Act, S. (2^n)-1.

[+ Keith30309]

Very Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.

 

Or, perhaps, Bob and Carol and Mr. Ed and Alice in this instance.

 

I wonder if consent is required and, if so what constitutes 'Yes" - 'Stomp your food once for No and twice for Yes'.

(And, as we all know, sometimes neigh means neigh.)

[AdamSmith]

A whore's is a whore's of course of course

[caliguy]

Hmm...of the 105 reported cases of abuse against horses, 10% (i.e. ten) involved having sex with them. Although I neither condone that behavior nor can I even fathom how it would work (I also don't care to find out) an increase from nine cases to ten would be an 11.1% increase. In a country of 8 million people, that's a drop in the water trough.

 

I wonder how many cases of humans having sex with cheese have been reported. (That's a joke. I know that Swiss cheese is a North American name for a mass-produced replica of Emmental cheese.)

Ask Mr Hands.

 

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[+ sync]

TMI²

[Lookin]

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Average at best . . . . Not very equine . . . Neigh