Rock Hard Ten

[guptasa1]

Hey all,

 

Okay, now I'm not a real fan of horse racing, but my relatives wanted to watch the horse race tonight, so we did...

 

I almost cracked up when I found out there was a horse named "Rock Hard Ten." Now, maybe I just have a really dirty mind, but is there ANY other way one can take that name? I mean...seriously...I was blown away someone would name a horse that as the ONLY way I can interpret it is in a sexually explicit manner.

 

Then, to make matters worse, they had trouble getting Rock Hard Ten (probably the biggest horse out there) into the gate, which I also thought was amusing as hell as they discussed it.

 

Am I mistaken here, or is it as I perceive it? =oP

[guptasa1]

206 views and nobody? hehe. I'm surprised. Just a bump, cuz I gotta say, I'm curious if there are any other interpretations of the name.

[AaronScottDC]

All I have to say is that I would love to be the jockey of Rock Hard Ten anyday!!!!!! }( :o :9

 

 

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[Rick Munroe]

>206 views and nobody? hehe. I'm surprised.

 

It's too obvious. We're a more subtle group around here.

[Paul Revere]

Actually calling a horse "Rock Hard Ten" would actullay be an insult, unless the ten is ten feet or ten yards.

 

Have you ever seen a horse with a hard-on? Oh my!

[guyinsf]

Okay, if you're serious:

 

One possible interpretation is that the "ten" refers to the horse being perfect (on a scale of 1 to 10, he's a 10) and the "rock hard" refers to him being in tip-top physical condition.

 

I'd go with the obvious interpretation, though.

[N.N.]

>Am I mistaken here, or is it as I perceive it?

 

I don't think you're mistaken, given that the team wears hats like this:

 

http://www.horsehats.com/images/hats/rocksizefront.jpg

 

http://www.horsehats.com/images/hats/rocksizeside.jpg

[guptasa1]

Hah! Now that's hilarious! I hadn't seen the hats!

 

As to the other possible way to take it, I suppose you have a point rock hard meaning top shape and ten meeting perfect, but I've never heard that expression actually used like that even though it could be. Like I said, the only ways I've EVER heard the words rock, hard, and a number combined in that order referred to a penis. LOL. Interesting post, nonetheless.

 

Thanks for the posts all. =o)

[SoCal]

Well, being a die hard racing fan, I had to look up the horse's pedigree - since racehorse names often come from combinations of the sire/dam's names and ancestors:

 

http://www.pedigreequery.com/index.php?query_type=check&search_bar=horse&h=rock+hard+ten&g=5&inbred=Standard&x2=n

 

The only tiny allusion to "Rock Hard Ten" is his dam's (mom's) daddy "Mr. Prospector", and boy that is a stretch. The Paulsons have bred thousands of horses, maybe they just wanted to have some fun with the name??

 

P.S. His grandmother on his dad's side is named "Sharp Queen"?? Anyone ever seen one of those, lol! :-)

[N.N.]

Rock Hard Ten is escorting.

 

An incall is $50,000; see

http://www.lanesend.com/stallions/stallions/rock_hard_ten/index.html

[AdamSmith]

We should all get a prize for our superhuman restraint around this topic.

[Guest showme43]

where can you buy the hats? LOL

 

:7

[N.N.]

>where can you buy the hats? LOL

 

http://www.horsehats.com/RockHardTen.html

[+ purplekow]

>>where can you buy the hats? LOL

>

>http://www.horsehats.com/RockHardTen.html

 

It may be the name of a horse but any other RockHardTen is an urban legend. If it is RockHard it probably isn't ten and if it is ten it will never be rock hard. Give me a Rock Hard Eight for Christmas and I will kiss Santa's feet.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Rick Munroe]

>Give me a Rock Hard

>Eight for Christmas

 

I get woken up by one of those every morning. }(

[KY_TOP]

>Rock Hard Ten is escorting.

>

>An incall is $50,000; see

>http://www.lanesend.com/stallions/stallions/rock_hard_ten/index.html

 

You notice Where he is escorting at.... KY. And I thought LA had the highest escort rates in the country.

 

Don't let Scott A. see those prices

[AdamSmith]

> You notice Where he is escorting at.... KY. And I thought LA

>had the highest escort rates in the country.

>

>Don't let Scott A. see those prices

 

...it could give a whole new meaning to The Queen's Equerry! :7

[AdamSmith]

> You notice Where he is escorting at.... KY. And I thought LA

>had the highest escort rates in the country.

>

>Don't let Scott A. see those prices

 

...it could give a whole new meaning to The Queen's Equerry! :7