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For someone who was so tentative with a lot of questions, you are well on your way to a very satisfying sex life. Congratulations, glennnn

 

Thanks to you and the rest of the fine people on this forum, I am accepting..... hell, I'm embracing, who I am. I said something was heating up inside of me, and now it's boiling over! It feels so good to express my sexual desires. You are helping me through a life-changing experience and I so appreciate it. The one thing I can give back is to remind all of you youngsters that I am 72 and finding new joy in life. If I can do it, so can you. Get up, get out and seek life

 

"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving" Mame Dennis

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I've also had the experience of a huge cock leading to....disappointment. He was a cute, young, college guy I hired off of Craigslist. He was beautifully well hung. He just didn't know how to use it to good effect. So it was more frustrating than anything. He was pretty green; I may have been the first guy he'd ever been with. I probably would have seen him at least a few times more to see if I could teach him how to use what he had but there were some basic logistical issues. And I lost interest.

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Zman,

 

That makes an interesting point. Lots of gay men fantasize about seducing a straight guy, and in the porn sites, it always works out with the seducee quickly mastering the skill needed for sucking, topping, bottoming, etc. . okay, it's a fantasy.

 

In real life, being with a guy whose a virgin to m/m sex isn't likely to be a homerun the first time. That's why we use escorts. They are experts and professionals, and don't need a lot of coaching. . .."No Timmy, it's called a blow job, but doesn't really call for blowing."

What do you think?

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Oh, what the hell ...................

 

I know a lot more about having a big mouth than a big cock. And I don't really share these kind of really intimate things with strangers.

 

But you've inspired me ................

 

 

And sorry to be nosy, but inquiring minds want to know. How well hung are the guys in Dubrovnik?

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And sorry to be nosy, but inquiring minds want to know. How well hung are the guys in Dubrovnik

 

I rented a car two years ago and drove throughout Croatia and Bosnia-Herz. Dubrovnik was a disappointment. I strongly recommend the Croatian Island of Hvar as the best gay destination (take the ferry from Split, Croatia).

 

Mostar, Bosnia-Herzegovina has the best looking men, but the city (Bosnia's second largest) is largely Muslim. Sarajevo is an amazing city for history (1914 & the 1990s war, but not for hot guys).-

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http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2012/07/30/1226438/519353-bosnia-mostar.jpg

 

A diver jumping from the bridge in Mostar, Bosnia-Herz. That bridge is centuries old, and destroyed in the 1990s war. It's been rebuilt and is the major symbol of the new Balkans without Tito. Guys will dive for about 20 pounds. It's not an easy jump because you have to avoid rocks and get used to the cold water even in summer. Sorry to be so obsessed with Bosnia. I understand the photo is not real -- the diver is too far above the edge of the bridge.

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sorry, gman. Bosnia is not a member of the EU yet, so it has its own currency. But, I should have written euros, which is what divers want.

 

one other thing tbe diver in the photo is real, but I never saw such skilled form. The guys are not professional divers, but the hot, sexy divers get more than 20 euros

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sorry, gman. Bosnia is not a member of the EU yet, so it has its own currency. But, I should have written euros, which is what divers want.

 

one other thing tbe diver in the photo is real, but I never saw such skilled form. The guys are not professional divers, but the hot, sexy divers get more than 20 euros

 

Oh I understand now. They dive for money. Thanks.

 

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I couldn't help it, sorry....:D

 

 

 

That was painful. And for the record I do I so they use Pounds in the UK. But the way WilliamM constructed the paragraph I was not expecting that he was talking about divers diving for money. If I had understood he was talking about them diving for remuneration, I would have understood pounds, euros, dollars, francs, marks-assuming of course that the last two currencies were still extant.

 

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Guys will dive for about 20 pounds.

I'm sorry. I didn't understand this sentence.

sorry, gman. Bosnia is not a member of the EU yet, so it has its own currency. But, I should have written euros, which is what divers want.

Interesting illustration of what different people understand intuitively. I read it straight away as pounds being money, but didn't know if it meant sterling or Bosnian pounds (yes I've checked and their currency is the convertible markka, but the UK isn't the only country with pounds). In my case it's probably from having lived when the Australian pound was our currency. I guess it illustrates that if you are used to a word having radically different meanings you can pick which meaning is meant by the context in which it's used.

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Interesting illustration of what different people understand intuitively. I read it straight away as pounds being money, but didn't know if it meant sterling or Bosnian pounds (yes I've checked and their currency is the convertible markka, but the UK isn't the only country with pounds). In my case it's probably from having lived when the Australian pound was our currency. I guess it illustrates that if you are used to a word having radically different meanings you can pick which meaning is meant by the context in which it's used.

 

Mike, There were several people on the bridge one morning who had not seen anyone dive. So I offered to collect money for the diver. He almost certainly would have taken pounds or dollars, although his first choice was euros.

The diver spoke enough English to point out the rocks in the water, and took a quick cold shower to prepare for the water temperature.

 

I am in your situation. I made the mistake because I am so used to thinking in terms of pounds or euros when I am in Europe. But, it was still a mistake that I did not catch.

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I wouldn't call it a mistake. The fact that people in the US don't think of 'pounds' as relating to money is just one of those things! The Stari Most is an amazing tourist attraction, and an example of Ottoman engineering. I was devestated when the Croats blew up the original bridge, it's on a par with IS in Palmyra.

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Seriously? Please tell me she's not really that stupid.

 

If this is very dry humor, she actually has a great career as a comedian ahead of her.

If you watch her other vids, you will learn she became pregnant with Donald Trump's baby after watching one of his speeches and wants him to go to prom with her.

 

I'm guessing this is satire.

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If you watch her other vids, you will learn she became pregnant with Donald Trump's baby after watching one of his speeches and wants him to go to prom with her.

 

I'm guessing this is satire.

If you watch her other vids, you will learn she became pregnant with Donald Trump's baby after watching one of his speeches and wants him to go to prom with her.

 

I'm guessing this is satire.

 

 

She's fabulous. Maybe Sarah Silverman could mentor her.

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Interesting illustration of what different people understand intuitively. I read it straight away as pounds being money, but didn't know if it meant sterling or Bosnian pounds (yes I've checked and their currency is the convertible markka, but the UK isn't the only country with pounds). In my case it's probably from having lived when the Australian pound was our currency. I guess it illustrates that if you are used to a word having radically different meanings you can pick which meaning is meant by the context in which it's used.

 

Mike, There were several people on the bridge one morning who had not seen anyone dive. So I offered to collect money for the diver. He almost certainly would have taken pounds or dollars, although his first choice was euros.

The diver spoke enough English to point out the rocks in the water, and took a quick cold shower to prepare for the water temperature.

 

I am in your situation. I made the mistake because I am so used to thinking in terms of pounds or euros when I am in Europe. But, it was still a mistake that I did not catch.

 

I wouldn't call it a mistake. The fact that people in the US don't think of 'pounds' as relating to money is just one of those things! The Stari Most is an amazing tourist attraction, and an example of Ottoman engineering. I was devestated when the Croats blew up the original bridge, it's on a par with IS in Palmyra.

 

PLEASE!!! I am not just off the farm. I am fairly conversant with pounds as a unit of currency. I watch QI; 8 Out Of 10 Cats; Would I Lie To You; Yes, Prime Minister, and multiple others for gosh sakes-not to mention having been to Old Blighty-only once though!!! For some reason the phrasing of the paragraph just didn't alert me to what pounds were in this case. It was not something I was expecting from the flow of the paragraph. I think from what had preceded I was expecting some further explanation of their diving technique. But 'pounds' didn't make a lot of sense for that either. It was just a momentary misfire on my comprehension.

 

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