Morning breath/ Bad Breath Escort

[seriesss12]

I always have the perception that the handsome and gorgeous escort would not have bad breath. The escorts i've hired always have good dental hygiene hence building to my perception that they are perfect. Esp when i see porn stars, i always thought they have the best breath ever.

 

However, i have not have the chance to spend an overnight session with the escort to experience smelling their morning breath.

 

So i am just curious if any of you have hired gorgeous looking escort but have terrible breath? Please let me know. I kind of have fetish for smelling escort's breath. I know it's weird. But fetishes are hard to explain..

[Wolfer]

Hey, no worries, I have a thing for forearms! I've only had one overnight and both are breaths stank but we brushed our teeth almost immediately after waking up. I did say "my breath stinks" to sort of discharge any potential social awkwardness.

[whipped guy]

Years ago a good friend who used to post here quite frequently spent an overnight with an escort. He wrote the guy a glowing review, but tucked in the review was one sentence stating that his morning breath could have been a bit fresher. The escort went ballistic about that with a rebuttal response that probably only brought more attention to something that probably would probably otherwise have gone virtually unnoticed!

 

When at an escorts place I always check out the type of mouthwash that they use and their dental armamentarium. Virtually all get a passing grade! It's amazing that even guys who smoke have become quite adept at disguising the fact.

At least one escort and I have a ritual of having a pre-session Listerine™ cocktail. He prefers the blue Kool Mint. I'm a green Fresh Burst person, though I usually use the chemically equivalent generic version. When on my turf he brings his, when on his I bring mine!

[Rudynate]

I kind of have fetish for smelling escort's breath. I know it's weird. But fetishes are hard to explain..

 

It's one of the most intimate things you can do with a man. I love it too.

 

I don't like Listerine right before, because I don't like chemical breath. I want to be able to smell his breath, not mouthwash.

There are some unfortunates who just have bad breath, no matter how hard they try.

 

An overlooked part of oral hygiene is scraping or brushing the tongue. If one does that, flosses at least once a day and drinks plenty of water, bad breath is unlikely.

[whipped guy]

It's one of the most intimate things you can do with a man. I love it too.

 

I don't like Listerine right before, because I don't like chemical breath. I want to be able to smell his breath, not mouthwash.

There are some unfortunates who just have bad breath, no matter how hard they try.

 

An overlooked part of oral hygiene is scraping or brushing the tongue. If one does that, flosses at least once a day and drinks plenty of water, bad breath is unlikely.

LOL! . Having worked in the dental field for decades and having had to endure bad breath in all of its various incarnations I don't associate the natural breath experience with being a turn on. Give me a nice minty "chemical breath" refreshed with "mouthwash" any day, but that's just the way I like it! You have no idea what I have seen over so many years and short of doing an oral exam on my partner an antiseptic mouthwash with the ADA Seal of Approval is my insurance policy. Also, along those lines any mouthwash that has the "Seal" and the word "Antiseptic" is the genetic equivalent of Listerine™ and often at a fraction of the price.

 

Incidentally you do make a great point about the tongue as much bad breath does come from the tongue and very often from the posterior regions of the tongue. It can also come from the lungs, stomach, esophagus, acid reflux, post nasal drip, the sinuses, etc. and all in addition to oral hygiene related matters. Dry mouth which is caused by a variety of factors and is an unfortunate side effect of many meds can definitely exacerbate the problem as well.

 

An electric bush also helps, but the real key to success is FLOSSING! I never leave home without it!

[bigvalboy]

Well seriesss 12, I never get up that high to smell their breath, at least not in the morning. In the morning, I like to concentrate on their 'morning wood'....

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

There's all sorts of things that happen on an overnight that you are not likely to encounter during a shorter appointment. Morning breath is just one example for both the client and escort, but snoring can also be an issue.

[whipped guy]

Well seriesss, I never get up that high to smell their breath, at least not in the morning. In the morning, I like to concentrate on their 'morning wood'....

Concentrating on that morning word!

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[+ azdr0710]

There's all sorts of things that happen on an overnight that you are not likely to encounter during a shorter appointment. Morning breath is just one example for both the client and escort, but snoring can also be an issue.

 

and that jolt thing some of us do at times just as we're about to fully fall asleep....I know it has a technical name

 

I read it's the body's reaction to losing control just as you fall into sleep.....

[Rudynate]

LOL! . Having worked in the dental field for decades and having had to endure bad breath in all of its various incarnations I don't associate the natural breath experience with being a turn on. Give me a nice minty "chemical breath" refreshed with "mouthwash" any day, but that's just the way I like it! You have no idea what I have seen over so many years and short of doing an oral exam on my partner an antiseptic mouthwash with the ADA Seal of Approval is my insurance policy. Also, along those lines any mouthwash that has the "Seal" and the word "Antiseptic" is the genetic equivalent of Listerine™ and often at a fraction of the price.

 

Incidentally you do make a great point about the tongue as much bad breath does come from the tongue and very often from the posterior regions of the tongue. It can also come from the lungs, stomach, esophagus, acid reflux, post nasal drip, the sinuses, etc. and all in addition to oral hygiene related matters. Dry mouth which is caused by a variety of factors and is an unfortunate side effect of many meds can definitely exacerbate the problem as well.

 

An electric bush also helps, but the real key to success is FLOSSING! I never leave home without it!

 

I've always wanted to ask a dentist how they tolerate bad breath year in and year out.

 

When my sinus allergies are acting up, listerine is My Friend.

[whipped guy]

I've always wanted to ask a dentist how they tolerate bad breath year in and year out.

 

When my sinus allergies are acting up, listerine is My Friend.

Well, even when a dentist wears a mask it does not seem to create a sufficient barrier in really severe cases. For some reason the bad breath finds its way under and around the mask and Yuck, no make that YUCK!

 

Let's just say when poking around in some mouths it's indeed like an a archeological excavation! Incidentally when in college I took a number of art history courses and my favorite professor was an archeologist. When I told her that I had gotten accepted to dental school she exclaimed, "We're both into excavation!"

 

And yes! Sinus allergies/infections can be brutal!!!

[tanman4u]

WG I love that just below your post about bad breath that dentists have to deal with is your signature line "Take it like a man!"

[whipped guy]

WG I love that just below your post about bad breath that dentists have to deal with is your signature line "Take it like a man!"

LOL! The "Take it like a man!" references a good flogging and/or other traditional BDSM activities. Ya know, something that would be a "fun" activity!

 

The bad breath thing indeed often falls into the "cruel and inhuman" category! Fortunately it is something to which I no longer have to be subjected!

[jawjateck]

So i am just curious if any of you have hired gorgeous looking escort but have terrible breath? Please let me know.

 

No worries. You will have no problem hiring a handsome man who also has stinky morning breath. Most guys are not fresh in the AM. They really are human.

[Rudynate]

LOL! The "Take it like a man!" references a good flogging and/or other traditional BDSM activities. Ya know, something that would be a "fun" activity!

 

The bad breath thing indeed often falls into the "cruel and inhuman" category! Fortunately it is something to which I no longer have to be subjected!

 

 

I hope you charged a lot. My dentist is a gay man and he charges a lot. Fortunately, my teeth seem to be nearly impervious to decay, so I never end up spending much with him. I spend so little at his office that paying out of pocket is cheaper than paying for dental insurance.

[whipped guy]

I hope you charged a lot. My dentist is a gay man and he charges a lot. Fortunately, my teeth seem to be nearly impervious to decay, so I never end up spending much with him. I spend so little at his office that paying out of pocket is cheaper than paying for dental insurance.

I knew that you were a smart guy. Yes, most often paying out of pocket is the way to go... Much cheaper indeed! Just be sure to go on a regular basis so as not to get in trouble.

 

The problem is that many people who don't have dental insurance never go to the dentist on a regular basis and then get stuck with huge dental bills due to their own neglect. What they don't realize is that if they went on a regular basis they would be saving money compared to having to pay for the insurance. Plus even if your employer is paying for the insurance that's at the very least 500 bananas a year that would otherwise be going in your pocket which is what a crapola policy might cost. I'll bet that you were spending much less than that a year.

 

Often people buy the insurance themselves and then find out that there's a deductible, a copay involved, calendar year max, and the policy doesn't cover what they need. Then they get mad at the dentist instead of the insurance agent who sold thrm the policy when they discover that they made a mistake. When patients were smart enough to ask us prior to purchasing a policy if it would be a good fit for their needs in the overwhelming majority of cases we determined that "pay as you go" was the better option. Not always, but quite often!

 

So you are one of the smart ones indeed! Kudos!

[Rudynate]

Well, even when a dentist wears a mask it does not seem to create a sufficient barrier in really severe cases. For some reason the bad breath finds its way under and around the mask and Yuck, no make that YUCK!

 

Let's just say when poking around in some mouths it's indeed like an a archeological excavation! Incidentally when in college I took a number of art history courses and my favorite professor was an archeologist. When I told her that I had gotten accepted to dental school she exclaimed, "We're both into excavation!"

 

And yes! Sinus allergies/infections can be brutal!!!

 

There was a trainer at my gym - a simply gorgeous young Latin hunk who I was also really fond of because he was so friendly. I happened to run into him the other day and he was starting his third year of dental school at UCSF. It was nice seeing him. His GF is as beautiful a woman as he is a man.

[whipped guy]

There was a trainer at my gym - a simply gorgeous young Latin hunk who I was also really fond of because he was so friendly. I happened to run into him the other day and he was starting his third year of dental school at UCSF. It was nice seeing him. His GF is as beautiful a woman as he is a man.

Well, if a guy is going to be putting his tool in your mouth it certainly helps if he is a looker!

 

One more thought regarding the OP's original concerns:

 

A few years back I did spend the night with a now retired EOY. What woke me up was the sound of his Sonicare™ toothbrush! Of course he knew what I did for a living!

 

I'm not necessarily a big fan of that particular product, but it seems that many escorts do buy into the hype for what ever reason. I personally like a brush that gives more mechanical stimulation.

[Rudynate]

Well, if a guy is going to be putting his tool in your mouth it certainly helps if he is a looker!

 

 

A long time ago, I went to a dentist who sold his practice and retired. The guy who bought the practice was a young dentist, drop-dead handsome. He had a heavy beard and he didn't shave very well so always had some stubble (this was before people intentionally went around with stubble). As he leaned over me to peek in my mouth, I used to lay there in the chair looking up at the stubble on his chin and neck half-hard.

[seriesss12]

I totally agree. The often neglected oral hygiene routine are flossing and tongue scrubbing. Every time i watch porn, esp europrean porn such as belami, when the models are licking and sucking, most of the models have tongue that looked like it is coated with a thick layer of white/yellowish stuff.

 

I always wonder if it's because they had just brushed their teeth and hence the remains of the toothpaste on their tongue, or if it is their long neglected layer of plaque. But they are just so handsome and it makes me wana know how they smell like. HAHA

[liubit]

When I watch Bel Ami movies, seriess, I hardly ever notice the boys' tongues.....Of course, I enjoy their tongue action, all that kissing, licking and sucking, but there are other parts of their anatomy that attract my attention a bit more

[Juan Vancouver]

I kind of have fetish for smelling escort's breath. I know it's weird. But fetishes are hard to explain..

 

At risk of having the Escort Underground Council revoking my Diamond membership, I have to tell you an often unknown fact: escorts are just people. If you sleep the night with one of them, he will definitely have morning breath. Most of us run to the bathroom as soon as we wake up to brush and suggest our clients do as well.

 

Now, if you are interested in experiencing an escort's bad breath, there's nothing simpler than that: ask him if it is possible to see him after he goes to the gym. He will likely take a pre workout protein drink, and then an after workout shake. If he doesn't brush his teeth, the combination of the heavy exercise and the protein will give him such vomitous stench that will take you to halitophiliac heaven. That way you can experience terrible, mind-shattering breath, without having him all grossed out because you are feasting on his bacteria-infested morning breath. I think it is a fair compromise.

 

Good luck, and I hope he stinks of high heaven!

[+ stevenkesslar]

At risk of having the Escort Underground Council revoking my Diamond membership, I have to tell you an often unknown fact: escorts are just people

 

Actually, Juan, I am not a person. I am a horse's ass. Technically, that makes me a horse. But I am not hung like one. It's confusing. As far as my breath goes, if you like kissing horses' asses, mine smells better than that.

 

Regardless, the Council asked me to warn you that you are definitely testing the limits. I don't have a cute little Miss Manners logo, but be warned.

[mike carey]

If you sleep the night with one of them, he will definitely have morning breath.

Juan, well put, all of us wake up with morning breath, some of it is of no consequence, some is most likely rank. Just.talk.about.it! If it is an issue, 'Why don't we go and brush our teeth?' I don't think I would know, so I'd need to be told, preferably be told gently!

[seriesss12]

Now, if you are interested in experiencing an escort's bad breath, there's nothing simpler than that: ask him if it is possible to see him after he goes to the gym. He will likely take a pre workout protein drink, and then an after workout shake. If he doesn't brush his teeth, the combination of the heavy exercise and the protein will give him such vomitous stench that will take you to halitophiliac heaven. That way you can experience terrible, mind-shattering breath, without having him all grossed out because you are feasting on his bacteria-infested morning breath. I think it is a fair compromise.

 

Good luck, and I hope he stinks of high heaven!

 

As weird as it sounds, just by reading this turns me on. OMG I have a really absurd fetish.

 

On the side note, I ALWAYS kept my oral hygiene top notch when i meet any escort.