Shocking News-Kermit And Miss Piggy Kaput!!!

[+ Gar1eth]

Memories of happier days in their relationship.

 

 

Gman

[+ purplekow]

She hogged all the attention. She demanded to be waited on ;hoof and hoof and she had him hopping around to satisfy her every whim. Ultimately, the difference in backgrounds, she was from a Polish family and his was French, led to irreconcilable differences. That affair with Oscar the Grouch, both hers and his, added a great strain to their domestic tranquility. I did hear him complain once that the place in which they were living was a sty and he felt that she wanted more and more and he wanted to just relax, lie around the pool and catch a few flies with boys. Ultimately, the infertility was a large problem

[Kevin Slater]

I thought they'd be together til he croaked.

 

Kevin Slater

[TruHart1]

It does seem that her singing has improved since she no longer has that frog in her throat, though!

 

TruHart1

[+ purplekow]

From what I hear their's was a very controlling relationship. They both felt as though they were being manipulated.

[+ Gar1eth]

It does seem that her singing has improved since she no longer has that frog in her throat, though!

 

TruHart1

 

And she 86'ed her dermatologist as all her warts have finally resolved.

 

Gman

[TruHart1]

It's too bad it ended so antagonistically: she thinks he's all wet and he feels she's lowered herself to rolling around in the mud!

 

TruHart1

[AdamSmith]

Dang! The other test cases for inter-species marriage rights aren't nearly as endearing.

 

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[Nvr2Thick]

From what I hear their's was a very controlling relationship. They both felt as though they were being manipulated.

 

Their mutual interest in fisting proved not to be a stable foundation for their relationship.

[+ Gar1eth]

Their mutual interest in fisting proved not to be a stable foundation for their relationship.

Ouch!!

 

Gman

[+ sync]

The final straw was when their car was toad.

[+ Funguy]

GROAN GROAN CROAK SQUEAL GROANNNNNNNNN

[+ quoththeraven]

Funguy - I can't tell if you're responding to the post above yours or transcribing one of Kermit and Miss Piggy's intimate encounters.

 

More seriously - if we can even be serious about this topic - some of my Twitter feed was just crushed when the news became public. I was never sure the two of them were well-matched and wish them both well. Maybe Miss Piggy needs to find someone with an equally big personality to complement hers.

[+ Funguy]

Well, a little of both, so to oink.

[TruHart1]

Here's the video from yesterday, August 5, 2015, from the Wall Street Journal, officially announcing the news of the breakup of their "decades-long" relationship: http://www.wsj.com/video/the-muppets-miss-piggy-and-kermit-announce-split/2749C723-4A32-4887-8E2D-C45B382142CF.html It includes a screenshot of the twitter announcement too.

 

A short statement from Kermit indicates that although they have parted ways, they still plan to continue to work together in the upcoming new series, "The Muppets" arriving on your television screens next month from the ABC network! The show is touted as a documentary of "Up Late With Miss Piggy," with a crew following Miss Piggy both backstage and on as she hosts her own talk show!:eek:

 

Hmmm...the hint of bacon is pretty strong here to me, as if Miss Piggy's publicity machine may be cooking this up as a PR stunt for her new show? JMHO!

 

TruuHart1

[bigvalboy]

Where's TMZ when you need them....

[+ Gar1eth]

 

Hmmm...the hint of bacon is pretty strong here to me, as if Miss Piggy's publicity machine may be cooking this up as a PR stunt for her new show? JMHO!

 

TruuHart1

 

But would Kermit be a party to such dishonesty? I don't think so. And he's the one in the video.

 

Gman

[+ Funguy]

If it's on video on the web, it must be true.

[AdamSmith]

Where's TMZ when you need them....

 

Or Perez Hilton!

[TruHart1]

But would Kermit be a party to such dishonesty? I don't think so. And he's the one in the video.

 

Gman

Well, frog legs ARE a delicacy in some gourmand circles, Gman!

 

TruHart1

[+ Gar1eth]

But would Kermit be a party to such dishonesty? I don't think so. And he's the one in the video.

 

Gman

 

Well, frog legs ARE a delicacy in some gourmand circles, Gman!

 

TruHart1

 

Hunh?

 

Gman

[TruHart1]

Hunh?

 

Gman

Just trying to say that something is cooking in ABC's publicity department, whether bacon or frog legs, I don't know!!! :rolleyes:

 

Truhart1

[AdamSmith]

Could there be a hint in the title of this poem by Wallace Stevens?

 

Frogs Eat Butterflies. Snakes Eat Frogs. Hogs Eat Snakes. Men Eat Hogs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogs_Eat_Butterflies._Snakes_Eat_Frogs._Hogs_Eat_Snakes._Men_Eat_Hogs

 

[+ purplekow]

Could there be a hint in the title of this poem by Wallace Stevens?

 

Frogs Eat Butterflies. Snakes Eat Frogs. Hogs Eat Snakes. Men Eat Hogs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogs_Eat_Butterflies._Snakes_Eat_Frogs._Hogs_Eat_Snakes._Men_Eat_Hogs

 

Well in this relationship, I believe frogs eat hogs or why bother dating a being with such a maneuverable tongue. Can I get an AMEN

[+ FreshFluff]

Maybe Miss Piggy needs to find someone with an equally big personality to complement hers.

 

You really think she would have settled for Kermit if a partner like that was available to her?

 

 

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