KESSLAR "OVERHAUL"

[robberbaron4u]

Okay, thanks. But I still don't get it. How come I could I wake up this morning with my cock in a client's ass then?

Perhaps the onset of age-related dementia?

[+ stevenkesslar]

Perhaps the onset of age-related dementia?

 

Possibly. It was Traveler North's cock. Ask him. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have dementia. At least he doesn't have the same symptoms I do.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Oh Really? Young, dumb, and full of cum, huh??? Sounds yummy to me. Can I taste it, babe?.

 

Sorry, JD, I'm confused. I thought you said you wanted to BBQ steaks?

[JDXXX]

Sorry, JD, I'm confused. I thought you said you wanted to BBQ steaks?

 

I do wanna BBQ steaks with you. We can always use your beefy bubble "buns" as a sandwich to put in between the steaks if we run out of breaded buns or rolls. . What a steak sandwich that'll be. Yummy.

[robberbaron4u]

I do wanna BBQ steaks with you. We can always use your beefy bubble "buns" as a sandwich to put in between the steaks if we run out of breaded buns or rolls. . What a steak sandwich that'll be. Yummy.

Have a look-see at Paride in Rome before you butter them Kesslar buns!

[JDXXX]

Have a look-see at Paride in Rome before you butter them Kesslar buns!

 

Hey Robberbaron,

 

Oh Not to worry, baby - I plan to do plenty of buttering, and seasoning to make those hot "buns" of his scrumptious to perfection. Those buns of his will be so famous it'll hit the Guinness Book Of World Records by the time I'm done "toasting" them.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Hey Robberbaron,

 

Oh Not to worry, baby - I plan to do plenty of buttering, and seasoning to make those hot "buns" of his scrumptious to perfection. Those buns of his will be so famous it'll hit the Genius Book Of World Records by the time I'm done "toasting" them.

 

You guys are a bunch of perverts.

 

All I can say, JD, is KISS MY ASS!

[+ purplekow]

Okay, thanks. But I still don't get it. How come I could wake up this morning with my cock in a client's ass then?

Defying gravity? https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=defying%20gravity

[robberbaron4u]

Hey Robberbaron,

 

Oh Not to worry, baby - I plan to do plenty of buttering, and seasoning to make those hot "buns" of his scrumptious to perfection. Those buns of his will be so famous it'll hit the Genius Book Of World Records by the time I'm done "toasting" them.

Please, put me on the reservation list for the video!!!.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Defying gravity?

 

Yes, I guess.

 

As opposed to when I woke up with your cock in my ass. That simply defied good taste.

[JDXXX]

You guys are a bunch of perverts.

 

All I can say, JD, is KISS MY ASS!

 

Gladly, baby!!!! Just tell me when and where. Bend over.

[JDXXX]

Please, put me on the reservation list for the video!!!.

 

You got it, Robber.

[+ purplekow]

Yes, I guess.

 

As opposed to when I woke up with your cock in my ass. That simply defied good taste.

You were awake when I put it in and awake when I took it out. Are you trying to blame me that you fell asleep in between those two events?

[+ stevenkesslar]

You were awake when I put it in and awake when I took it out. Are you trying to blame me that you fell asleep in between those two events?

 

Of course not, sweetie! Why would I blame you just because I fell asleep and was dreaming about being fucked by the sexiest man in the world?

 

I do blame you for the fact that when I woke up, I was not being fucked by the sexiest man in the world.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Gladly, baby!!!! Just tell me when and where. Bend over.

 

I'm in the bathroom at LAX. By gate 84. 3rd stall on the right.

[JDXXX]

I'm in the bathroom at LAX. By gate 84. 3rd stall on the right.

 

Love what a "whore" you are, my darling Steve. Just like me, baby.

 

Do you do "rest stops" for truckers as well? LOL. Maybe it'll be more "beneficial" to put on a show at a "rest stop" as we won't get caught as easily like we would in LAX.

 

If I'm gonna give you a welcome back, home kiss on the ass cheeks or more for that matter, I wanna be sure to do it right where the bathrooms are - you can say.... "whore friendly". .

[+ FreshFluff]

Ummm, hello! Rafael Alencar is hung like a horse, in case you missed that particular part of him . I'd pay a million dollars for a cock like that alone. How do I find this doctor guy?

 

Hmmm. . .I have a gift certificate from Dr. Mauricio Goldstein, who specializes in an aesthetic medical [procedure known as "bioplasty, at Sao Paulo; of course, I lend no credence to rumour that Rafael Alencar's magnificent "pecs" and buttocks are Goldstein's handiwork. Although, in my opinion, you are selling yourself "cheap" at the stated price, perhaps, with the gift certificate, we can "dicker abit" about your pricing. . .

 

I don't know about pecs, but Mauricio Goldstein can teach the discerning but awkward gentleman how to handle assholes in the workplace.

http://www.taosinstitute.net/mauricio-goldstein

[+ stevenkesslar]

Do you do "rest stops" for truckers as well?

 

Nope. I'm not that kind of girl, JD.

 

And honestly, I really was waiting for you for 40 minutes in the bathroom stall last night at LAX, during a connection between Chicago and Palm Springs. Finally I gave in and let some other guy in. He was from Buenos Aires, and he was all hot for mi culo, but I could barely understand a word he said. It went something like this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnwKPzfDFaU

 

At any rate, he got the job done. My ass hurt on the flight all way back home.

 

Then, to add insult to injury, I wake up this morning and see your new avatar. I mean, that's exactly what I wanted last night! Some hot, debonair business man making a connection to some important meeting in New York, with just enough time to pop in the john and leave a little something special behind.

 

Oh well, like I said, some guys get all the luck. Guess I'll just have to wait. Like a day or two.

 

Seriously, though, the new avatar is SMOKING HOT!

[+ stevenkesslar]

Oh, and by the way, in case anyone is worried that I might get busted in the john.

 

The security cops at LAX don't really pose a threat. They're used to me by now.

 

[robberbaron4u]

I don't know about pecs, but Mauricio Goldstein can teach the discerning but awkward gentleman how to handle assholes in the workplace.

http://www.taosinstitute.net/mauricio-goldstein

No, no, no. . .this is another "Maurico Goldstein, not the one in the same MG who was a celebrated "porn star" before turning his hand to aesthetic cosmetic procedures.

[+ stevenkesslar]

No, no, no. . .this is another "Maurico Goldstein, not the one in the same MG who was a celebrated "porn star" before turning his hand to aesthetic cosmetic procedures.

 

http://www.taosinstitute.net/mauricio-goldstein

 

I don't know. If I'm going for a complete overhaul, I could use a guy like this. From his website:

 

His passion is to catalyze these transformations by creating a space in which people establish a deeper connection to their essences, and where new solutions can emerge. Mauricio has applied his innovative approach to a number of fortunate whores in Latin America, North America, Europe, and Africa. He is the co-author of the book Gays at Work: How to Recognize and Reduce Orifice Politics (April, 2009 – Jossey-Bass)

 

I mean, I don't have the cock of a twenty something. Granted, he's in Sao Paulo. But he might be able to teach me some new things about bottoming.

 

Then again, there's that JD dude. I think he's a lot closer.

[+ Funguy]

His passion is to catalyze these transformations by creating a space in which people establish a deeper connection to their essences, and where new solutions can emerge. Mauricio has applied his innovative approach to a number of fortunate whores in Latin America, North America, Europe, and Africa. He is the co-author of the book Gays at Work: How to Recognize and Reduce Orifice Politics (April, 2009 – Jossey-Bass)

 

Very well misquoted Mr. Kesslar!

We have a writer here, too, in addition to his, uh, other enterprises.

[JDXXX]

Nope. I'm not that kind of girl, JD.

 

And honestly, I really was waiting for you for 40 minutes in the bathroom stall last night at LAX, during a connection between Chicago and Palm Springs. Finally I gave in and let some other guy in. He was from Buenos Aires, and he was all hot for mi culo, but I could barely understand a word he said. It went something like this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnwKPzfDFaU

 

At any rate, he got the job done. My ass hurt on the flight all way back home.

 

Then, to add insult to injury, I wake up this morning and see your new avatar. I mean, that's exactly what I wanted last night! Some hot, debonair business man making a connection to some important meeting in New York, with just enough time to pop in the john and leave a little something special behind.

 

Oh well, like I said, some guys get all the luck. Guess I'll just have to wait. Like a day or two.

 

Seriously, though, the new avatar is SMOKING HOT!

 

Of Course your not that kind of girl, sweetheart. You weren't made to be a low class "whore". To me, you're a "High Class Whore" who has morals and values. There is no such thing as a "Broken down old whore". . Especially when it comes to sex as my policy is: If you're good, You're good. I'll show you when I see you how good of a "whore" you are, baby.

 

Would have met you in LAX if I knew in time as you didn't call me to inform me you were in my neck of the woods you SOB. Haha. How was I to know you were there waiting for a flight to Palm Springs? SIGH. . Oh well. We'll have to save our "public bathroom" fantasy for another day, and time. I'll be sure to wear the "special" suit that's in the avatar.

 

I'll make it up to you for missing out on you're "LAX bathroom adventure" when I see you as this punk who fucked you apparently in the stall, give you a "dose" of what you're about to get from "ME", baby which is a business man who is full of rage in heat, and need a victim such as you to take it out on.

 

I'm young, dumb, and full of cum, baby, and need some Kesslar "buns" to relieve this tension in my c*** for sure. .

 

Glad you along with the other forum members are enjoying the new pic on my avatar. Made the right decision in changing my avatar only for the better. . Was time for another hot pic to place on my avatar for once.

[JDXXX]

Oh, and by the way, in case anyone is worried that I might get busted in the john.

 

The security cops at LAX don't really pose a threat. They're used to me by now.

 

 

Then us giving them a "show" may turn them on I'd bet before they arrest you.

[mike carey]

I'm young, dumb, and full of cum, baby, and need some Kesslar "buns" to relieve this tension in my c*** for sure.

I agree with two out of three, JD, but you're not dumb. That said, you are just sweet. Maybe I'll be there in SoCal one day.