An Alarming situation

[+ purplekow]

I recently had an escort I have hired twice in the past spend the night at my home. We had a great time in the evening and then again in the morning. In the morning, the alarm was set and went off and the escort turned off the alarm. He got out of bed and when I woke up about 1/2 hour later, he was in another room. I thought that the alarm might not have gone off, but he said it had gone off twice and he turned it off. The alarm is quite loud as I am a deep sleeper.

We had coffee and then the morning activities all of which were great.

I was not disturbed by his turning off the alarm, and when I asked he did say he was planning on waking me in a few minutes.

I am just curious, how do other escorts and clients handle the morning hours.

Just to be complete, the escort knew i had no other plans for the morning and that there would be sufficient time for us before he was to leave.

On other overnights, I have awakened and made coffee and a light breakfast and had thought I might do the same here.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Somehow I am usually the first to wake (I often am the first to fall asleep) and I try to not set the alarm unless I there is an early flight to catch. I'll put on the coffee and let the aroma waken my guest.

[Rudynate]

You were so relaxed and sleeping so deeply that you slept through the alarm? I would count that a good thing. Good sleep quality is golden. When I absolutely must be up at a certain time, I get a wakeup call. Because I associate wakeup calls with staying in hotels, it feels self-indulgent, harmlessly so.

[Irtwo]

I had the same reaction as Rudynate, I wish I could sleep that well. Purplekow, did you set the alarm with the idea that you wanted to be sure you didn't get cheated out of morning time with the escort? What time was he supposed to leave?

[+ purplekow]

I had the same reaction as Rudynate, I wish I could sleep that well. Purplekow, did you set the alarm with the idea that you wanted to be sure you didn't get cheated out of morning time with the escort? What time was he supposed to leave?

The alarm was just set as it always is. I had no concerns about the escort "cheating" me out of anything, though I have had one negative experience with a well reviewed escort in which morning activities, and in the case, evening activities, were skirted.

[+ quoththeraven]

I have never hosted, but I have an automatic alarm clock in the form of a cat who whines for her breakfast. Lately she's started doing this at 5:30 am.

 

I'm usually the last to get to sleep and first to wake up, so it hasn't been an issue. Getting to my car in time to move it before street cleaning was once. I just barely made it.

[+ dutchmuch]

I was not disturbed by his turning off the alarm, and when I asked he did say he was planning on waking me in a few minutes..

 

A 1/2 hour is not a few minutes.

[+ purplekow]

A 1/2 hour is not a few minutes.

A few more minutes would have been more accurate. The alarm was set for 7:20 it was 7:50 by the time I got up and found him at the computer and he planned to wake me at 8:00.

[Epigonos]

I love this question purplekow. I travel and do overnights with only one escort. That escort is most definitely NOT a morning person. He needs three or four cups of coffee before he even begins to be coherent. When we travel I set up the coffee in the evening before we go to bed. I, on the other hand, am most definitely a morning person - I normally get up at 4:30 but on vacation I go to bed later and therefore don't get up until some time between 7:30 and 8:00. I tip toe out of the bedroom, turn the coffee on, and read until he blindly walk out of the bedroom looking for his coffee. After about fifteen minutes and several cups of coffee he becomes his normal, fun, "charming" self.

[+ stevenkesslar]

http://kylenaylor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/need-coffee.jpg

I love this question purplekow. I travel and do overnight with only one escort. That escort is most definitely NOT a morning person. He needs three or four cups of coffee before he even begins to be coherent. When we travel I set up the coffee in the evening before we go to bed. I, on the other hand, am most definitely a morning person - I normally get up at 4:30 but on vacation I go to bed later and therefore don't get up until some time between 7:30 and 8:00. I tip toe out of the bedroom, turn the coffee on, and read until he blindly walk out of the bedroom looking for his coffee. After about fifteen minutes and several cups of coffee he becomes his normal, fun, "charming" self.

 

Asshole. I totally resemble your comments.

 

First of all, I DO NOT need 3 or 4 cups of coffee in the morning to be coherent. I am simply NOT coherent in the morning, period. Ask Purple Kow. He knows me well from years ago. He just fucked me in the morning, coherent or not. And he didn't need me to be coherent. His solution to the problem was to shove his cock in my mouth and just tell me to suck.

 

And what do you mean, it took "several cups" of coffee for me to become my normal, fun, charming self? You know god damn good and well that there is nothing fun, normal, or charming about me.

 

Anyway, PK, I don't see any problem with what the escort did. Sleeping with you is a pleasure, and it sounds like you had plenty of time to fuck him, which is a pleasure, too. Right?

[+ purplekow]

http://kylenaylor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/need-coffee.jpg

 

Asshole. I totally resemble your comments.

 

First of all, I DO NOT need 3 or 4 cups of coffee in the morning to be coherent. I am simply NOT coherent in the morning, period. Ask Purple Kow. He knows me well from years ago. He just fucked me in the morning, coherent or not. And he didn't need me to be coherent. His solution to the problem was to shove his cock in my mouth and just tell me to suck.

 

And what do you mean, it took "several cups" of coffee for me to become my normal, fun, charming self? You know god damn good and well that there is nothing fun, normal, or charming about me.

 

Anyway, PK, I don't see any problem with what the escort did. Sleeping with you is a pleasure, and it sounds like you had plenty of time to fuck him, which is a pleasure, too. Right?

First of all, as I recall, there was occasionally the tap on the shoulder at 3 AM fuck which was incoherent. In the morning you made as much sense as you ever did, but coffee was usually available. And nowadays, Steven i do have a Keurig with a wide variety of coffees, so is you ever break down and come back east for a visit, left me know. You were looking awful...ly good in Palm Springs.

And yes escorts do love to sleep with me, it is the being awake with me that annoys many of them.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Actually, my general policy goes like this:

 

Between 11:37 p.m. EST and 4:37 EST I expect you to keep your fucking hands off me.

 

From 4:37 AM EST to 8:15 AM EST I allow the client to have 1 orgasm per cup of coffee consumed. (If you add Splenda I give a 1 orgasm bonus).

 

So basically if you forced me to have sex with you at 3 AM, aren't you admitting to rape?

 

Isn't that illegal, or does that just make me a really dumb whore?

[+ purplekow]

Actually, my general policy goes like this:

 

Between 11:37 p.m. EST and 4:37 EST I expect you to keep your fucking hands off me.

 

From 4:37 AM EST to 8:15 AM EST I allow the client to have 1 orgasm per cup of coffee consumed. (If you add Splenda I give a 1 orgasm bonus).

 

So basically if you forced me to have sex with you at 3 AM, aren't you admitting to rape?

 

Isn't that illegal, or does that just make me a really dumb whore?

i am sure it was 3 AM I am sure it was you and I am sure it was not rape. Perhaps that policy is more a guideline than a rule. or at least it may have been when you were younger than springtime.

[+ poolboy48220]

I ended it with a roommate once because he didn't understand me, mornings, and coffee. I'd be sitting over my first cup of coffee, he'd bounce down the stairs, dressed and ready for work, with a cheerful "Gooooooooood morning!". And look at me expectantly until I grunted out something coherent.