Escorts Who Have to Use the Men's Room

[rocky]

Well friends not a big thing; but what is your thought

of an escort who arrives and announces the first thing

he has to do is "pee." Now, I am always a generous host

and of course say, this way to the bathroom, but how

does it make you feel sexual that the person you are

hiring is now peeing from something that will be

some where else later, or am I just being a bit too

retentive??

[OneFinger]

Boy, this questions sounds familiar. I'm sure we had a similar thread about 4-5 months ago. You may want to do a search.

 

Maybe I'm wrong but I always thought that escorts did that for safety reasons. They wanted to make sure that there wasn't someone (or a group of cops) hiding in the bathroom.

 

I usually meet escorts at a hotel and have a preference for suite-style rooms with a separate bedroom. So, when meeting with a first-time escort, I always make sure to give them a tour of the suite and make sure the closet door is open.

 

It really doesn't bother me that they are peeing from a cock that I intend to place in my mouth. Besides, it's always sexy to do a little foreplay in the shower together. I'm certainly not into golden showers or drinking piss. But an escort taking a simple leak isn't a big deal for me.

[rocky]

Thanks and that sounds reasonable; but I'm talking about

repeat type escorts who come in and announce, well Ihave

to use the bathroom first; doesn't that "hurt" the mood??

[+ deej]

Got a surprise for ya, rocky. Every guy you've ever sucked has peed with it. ;-)

[OneFinger]

>...I'm talking about repeat type escorts who come in and announce, well I have to use the bathroom first; doesn't that "hurt" the mood??

 

Doesn't bother me a bit. Besides, if I can hear a good strong stream of piss and no yelling or screaming that it hurts when they pee, then they just passed my simplistic STD test. :+

[CT Dick]

When I meet an escort at his place I always use the bathroom first, too.

 

Partly it's so I don't have to pee during the event and partly it is so that I can wash my hands and start out without any street grime on my fingers.

 

Dick

[Guest skrubber]

Rocky - you're being way too retentive. The escort wants to be fresh for you. You should thank him.

 

Everybody loves Backa Baa.

[Guest BenAJ]

Women can pee even when they are sexually excited but that is not true for men. It is an either or position.

 

Better that they ask beforehand so that they won't stop in the middle of ur activities to ask to go. Nothing worst then being with a client and having a full bladder (unless that is part of the activities).

 

Besides I think urine is relatively sterile and like another poster said....every cock has had urine pass through it.

 

There are also many other factors that can affect "the need to go"....this cold weather for one and some people have small bladders so even if they go before they leave their apt...they might still have to go again.

 

As long as it doesn't interrupt ur "flow" I don't think it should be a big deal.

 

[Guest skrubber]

Hey Ben,

Nice ass!

 

Everybody loves Backa Baa.

[Guest msclonly]

I thought they wanted to wash it after the last job!

 

 

[Lankypeters]

Ask him if you can watch. Close in behind them, hug them, stroke their buns and watch them. It can be a turn on. Then, like all good boys all of the time, they wash their hands.

[VaHawk]

Retentive? Now, I've heard the term anal retentive, but penile rententive?

 

Everybody needs to take a damn piss, sometimes even during a session. I fail to see why this is a turn off to anyone. How could anyone get into sex when they really, really have to piss? I'd bet that pissing is a more driving, compelling force than cumming.

 

It could be worse. If the guy wanted to take a dump, that would certainly put the old kabosh on rimming and topping and even oral if he didn't clean up real good after, as that is indeed a lingering odor. ;(

 

What the heck, as Darth Vader said "Luke come to the Dark Side". Explore a little, it might be a true adventure to get on one's knees and be a human urinal. Yuuucck! x(

[GRoca]

Hello

 

Has it ever occured to you that he may want to "wash up" and be

fresh as a daisy before the activities?

[VaHawk]

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME???

 

What did I say that was bad? I have no problem with an escort going to take a piss.

 

As far as freshening up, I truly wish that all travelling escorts who book multiple sessions per day would do just that! Nothing worse that being trick number ?? of the day and having to smell some other guy/guys cum while you're going down. DEFINITELY been there and done that! x(

[Chuck50]

I vote for he wanted to Wash his hands and comb his hair and maybe even a little garlge one more time. HUGS Chuck

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Quiet Time

 

Yes, this was discussed just a few months ago.

 

Small bladders, checking for police, taking a moment to prepare, cleaning up and refreshing oneselves were all possible.

 

Rocky, as for your specific concern, I would suggest that you ask the escort to "refresh" himself.

 

 

well, actually . . . it depends . . .

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>It could be worse. If the guy wanted to take a dump, that

>would certainly put the old kabosh on rimming and topping and

>even oral if he didn't clean up real good after, as that is

>indeed a lingering odor. ;(

 

Though I am not British Royalty (yet) I deny people their right to make a loaf of pumpernickel in my presence. However, if someone must all I ask is PLEASE flush the toilet and do not leave a gift. I had an experience with an escort who was clean clean clean and we had the grandest of times together BUT one day he needed to launch a Nautilus AND he never flushed. I was dismayed when I saw THAT floating in my hotel bathroom. VERY wrong.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Has it ever occured to you that he may want to "wash up" and

>be

>fresh as a daisy before the activities?

 

EXCELLENT POINT Groca! As a matter of fact, if the escort is not coming from home or the gym where they just body douched then I find it polite for them to take a shower or at least do a quick, yet thorough rinsing. I would never, ever expect anyone to encounter my body with undo natural musk left on me from the remains of the day so I don't want the same from others.

 

VDN

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[GRoca]

Hi VaHawk

 

MO!No!No! I wasn't talking to you. You KNOW I am a BIG fan of yours and you always have great input on these boards. What you JUST wrote is something I agree with 100%. I was actually addressing the originator of this particular post. Hope that clears things up! Like your spirit,though.----> " ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME??? "

LOL!

[GRoca]

Hi Again

 

SORRY, I wasn't trying to be funny...that was a typo

 

( MO!No!No! ) and was sent BEFORE I caught it.

 

Supposed to be No!No!No!

[Bilbo]

RE: Quiet Time

 

As I also said a couple of months ago, I think that there is some territorialism going on, as well as all those other things. Do you have better sex in a strange place or a familiar one. With many, it is in a familiar one. And how do many animals mark their territory? By peeing. So, when I used to do outcalls, one of the easiest ways to feel at home was to be in a place where I had peed in the toilet. This wasn't started consciouly, but once I noticed and theorized about it, the idea really hit home with me. I find that I am still doing it in restaurants. Right after I order, I will go on a small walk. (And try not to sit with my back to a door or window, of course, Mr. Corleone.)

[Guest Mikel]

I think Deej's response was the most honest and is "the bottom line". What else needs to be said...?

[GRoca]

Hi VDN!!

 

DAMN! I LOVE your stories!! They are hilarious! I know this is getting off this subject a bit...but, I want to share another funny story, that's sort of related to yours.

 

Anyway, I know this female dominatrix who was about to see one of her regular clients at his hotel room. This guy is a bit-part actor and eats her "brownies". So they set up an appointment for her to see him in his hotel room. She makes all her necessary preparations...eats the proper food...then, right before the appointment, she drinks a strong espresso. Now, she's ready to "GO".

 

When she arrives at his hotel...he is sick as a dog! ( from eating something bad- regular food!) He asked her if she had received his message about cancelling the appointment. So, she checks her messages...sure enough, his messgae was there, but...she had to GO really bad!!So, she asks to use the bathroom and she thought to herself, " What a waste!!" As she was about to use the toilet, she saw a wine glass on the counter. She decided to fill it up with "chocolate mousse" and then stuck his toothbrush into it like a spoon! Needless to say, it passed the HUNTS stand-up test! She also scooped some into his shampoo bottle....then, said goodbye.

 

The next day, he called her up and asked her if her ears were ringing

because he was cursing her out! He said he was So sick that ALL he wanted to do was to take a shower...when he started to shampoo his hair....x(

 

In this case, the client thought that was pretty funny and he appreciated "the gifts".:9 }(

[GRoca]

Hi VDN!!

 

DAMN! I LOVE your stories!! They are hilarious! I know this is getting off this subject a bit...but, I want to share another funny story, that's sort of related to yours.

 

Anyway, I know this female dominatrix who was about to see one of her regular clients at his hotel room. This guy is a bit-part actor and eats her "brownies". So they set up an appointment for her to see him in his hotel room. She makes all her necessary preparations...eats the proper food...then, right before the appointment, she drinks a strong espresso. Now, she's ready to "GO".

 

When she arrives at his hotel...he is sick as a dog! ( from eating something bad- regular food!) He asked her if she had received his message about cancelling the appointment. So, she checks her messages...sure enough, his messgae was there, but...she had to GO really bad!!So, she asks to use the bathroom and she thought to herself, " What a waste!!" As she was about to use the toilet, she saw a wine glass on the counter. She decided to fill it up with "chocolate mousse" and then stuck his toothbrush into it like a spoon! Needless to say, it passed the HUNTS stand-up test! She also scooped some into his shampoo bottle....then, said goodbye.

 

The next day, he called her up and asked her if her ears were ringing

because he was cursing her out! He said he was So sick that ALL he wanted to do was to take a shower...when he started to shampoo his hair....x(

 

In this case, the client thought that was pretty funny and he appreciated "the gifts".:9 }(

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Groca,

 

As you know, it takes a lot to make me speechless. And, UHM, you did it! My stars! I am sure both Betty Crocker and Martha Stewart never envisioned that!

 

PEACE

VDN