Office Butts

[+ friendofsheila]

There's a guy in my office who is carrying JUST enough extra weight that his butt is a little too big. A few pounds off and he would have a smokin' pair of orbs, I tell you.

 

But now I think that it's better this way. I'd be spending way too much time clawing at the carpet every time he walks past my office if he did have a better butt.

 

Are there butts around your office worth commenting on?

[BabyBoomer]

No. There are more butt heads than bubble butts.

 

~ Boomer ~

[sincitymix]

yes. my manager does cross fit, and his butt is just bite-able. its like killians bum.

[Rudynate]

I have become very butt-centric and as a result, I kind of like big butts. Of course, I love big muscle butts. But I have a colleague with an unusual build. He is small and slight, but has an unusually big butt. Being the butt man that I am, I think it's very fetching, I would love to get into it. Before I became so butt-obsessed, I would have thought his butt was too big.

 

It helps that he is also very handsome.

[+ poolboy48220]

Tons. I work at an office with a lot of young interns.

[marylander1940]

Tons. I work at an office with a lot of young interns.

 

That must be tempting...

[gallahadesquire]

Tons. I work at an office with a lot of young interns.

 

Don't they turn over relatively frequently?

[marylander1940]

Don't they turn over relatively frequently?

 

Yes, but they're replaced for similar looking young men every 3 to 6 months, they remain young (18 to 22) and you keep getting older. I hate to sound depressing...

 

I always wish to do this to one of them, obviously I have my favorites and even undesirables in the same pack.

 

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[Decatur Guy]

Yes, there are a couple of nice butts in the office that can be distracting. I also like butts that a bit big for the rest of the body.

[TruthBTold]

Yes, there is a Puerto Rican soccer-playin' fellow worker that has a very distracting butt. I try to walk down the hallway behind him as much as I can.