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There's a guy in my office who is carrying JUST enough extra weight that his butt is a little too big. A few pounds off and he would have a smokin' pair of orbs, I tell you.


But now I think that it's better this way. I'd be spending way too much time clawing at the carpet every time he walks past my office if he did have a better butt.


Are there butts around your office worth commenting on?

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I have become very butt-centric and as a result, I kind of like big butts. Of course, I love big muscle butts. But I have a colleague with an unusual build. He is small and slight, but has an unusually big butt. Being the butt man that I am, I think it's very fetching, I would love to get into it. Before I became so butt-obsessed, I would have thought his butt was too big.


It helps that he is also very handsome.

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Don't they turn over relatively frequently?


Yes, but they're replaced for similar looking young men every 3 to 6 months, they remain young (18 to 22) and you keep getting older. I hate to sound depressing...


I always wish to do this to one of them, obviously I have my favorites and even undesirables in the same pack.









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