I want this.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

http://laughingsquid.com/armchair-cover-that-looks-like-a-cable-knit-sweater/

[bigvalboy]

OK...it's cool, and would be a real conversation piece, BUT how on earth would you keep it clean?

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

OK...it's cool, and would be a real conversation piece, BUT how on earth would you keep it clean?

 

1) Get the FUCK off my chair!

 

2) Resolve

[+ purplekow]

OK...it's cool, and would be a real conversation piece, BUT how on earth would you keep it clean?

Woolite

[bigvalboy]

1) Get the FUCK off my chair!

 

2) Resolve

 

OHhhhhh.....see now, I was assuming you were going to fuck in the chair, or on the chair, as the case may be. Makes sense now.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

OHhhhhh.....see now, I was assuming you were going to fuck in the chair, or on the chair, as the case may be. Makes sense now.

 

It would be a different color.

[Guy Fawkes]

The question is how many square meters is your chair and are you up for bartering? At $150/m2 I'm sure we can get some bidders.

 

BTW: What is so important about the last few days in September that your telling us about it now? In that spirit: "Daddy's 60th Birthday party in Las Vegas" on the weekend following the 12th of November.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

With the blizzard forecast, that chair looks warm and inviting. Just need a cup of cocoa and a good book next to a roaring fire to make it perfect.

[+ SimplyAdam]

What size are you, Chris?: https://www.etsy.com/listing/217932948/orange-booty-shorts-plus?ref=related-4

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Oh Chris, I think we have our first bid!

 

What size are you, Chris?: https://www.etsy.com/listing/217932948/orange-booty-shorts-plus?ref=related-4

 

[+ purplekow]

Sam Sam Sam. Chris Eisenhower is taking about fucking on that chair and you want a good book? I hope the good book is the Kama Sutra man. Come on. Let those hormones loose.

[Steven_Draker]

http://www.crochetbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bearded_Beanie2.jpg

[Guy Fawkes]

Appears to be the 2nd bid... I'm starting to sense a theme here. 8-D

 

http://www.crochetbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bearded_Beanie2.jpg

[rvwnsd]

http://www.crochetbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bearded_Beanie2.jpg

 

Getting a jump start on next Movember, I see.

[+ FreshFluff]

With the blizzard forecast, that chair looks warm and inviting. Just need a cup of cocoa and a good book next to a roaring fire to make it perfect.

 

Till you spill the cocoa on it!

[+ FreshFluff]

OK...it's cool, and would be a real conversation piece, BUT how on earth would you keep it clean?

 

Ah, my bvb. Always so practical. I'm sure there's a zipper somewhere that lets you take off the cover for dry cleaning..

[bigvalboy]

Ah, my bvb. Always so practical. I'm sure there's a zipper somewhere that lets you take off the cover for dry cleaning..

 

Now you know well and good FF, it would never look the same, and dry cleaning would never get the "stains"....

[Steven_Draker]

http://www.crochetbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bearded_Beanie2.jpg

 

Appears to be the 2nd bid... I'm starting to sense a theme here. 8-D

 

Getting a jump start on next Movember, I see.

 

In the spirit of keeping everything warm and in honor of the OP. :-)

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Sam Sam Sam. Chris Eisenhower is taking about fucking on that chair and you want a good book? I hope the good book is the Kama Sutra man. Come on. Let those hormones loose.

 

PK - I've got no witty reply. Guilty as charged!

[namchebaz]

Sam.fitz,

I just assumed you could read and fuck at the same time. Chris is a pretty chill guy. I'm sure he wouldn't mind...