Logistics for setting up a WS scene?

[+ RyanDean]

Hey gents.

 

Curious to know: from your side of the encounter, and if you are willing to participate in such scenarios, what tend to be your primary logistical considerations when/if a client expresses interest in a watersports scene? In addition to the obvious (ie how to time things re "tanking up"), I'm also wondering about how to approach questions like session-length & locale.

 

It's been a while since I've waded in these waters (so to speak), so your expert guidance will be much appreciated...

[And if this thread is better placed elsewhere, my apologies.]

[SteveEscort]

I don't advertise the service because it's impossible to do on demand but with the aid of diuretics (wee wee tablets) and a two person shower there is little that can go wrong.

 

I will participate in watersports passively at any time, actively with notice hence why I don't advertise it because guys don't think to mention it then suddenly "want it".

[Juan Vancouver]

Hey Ryan,

 

Funny that you asked. I was just thinking last week how interesting it is that sexual activities come in and out of fashion. For a couple years I found that watersports were in everyone's minds, and all of a sudden I haven't heard a single mention of them.

 

I have plenty of experience with WS. Of course there are the two kinds of sessions, the session where there is normal run of the mill fun and then you go to the shower and piss on your client a little just for the thrill, and the heavy duty watersports tournament, where the main event is pissing. For the first one I don't prepare in any special way, except drinking a bit more water than usual, holding it in and avoiding anything that will negatively flavour my urine. Meat, asparagus, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, cabbage, GARLIC, mustard, broccoli are all to be avoided if possible one day before the session if you book that far in advance. I always avoid garlic anyway. Nobody who kisses people should ever eat it.

 

Normally a watersports bottom will host me and he will make sure that he has made the necessary arrangements. Sometimes they put plastic and towels over couches and beds, some will have a wet space to play. A couple times we have gone to a bathhouse with wet facilities and played there, where it is easy to keep things clean. The only thing about this is that you have to time it correctly so that the venue is relatively empty, or people won't leave you alone. But I am not adverse to putting on a good show. If the client wants to do watersports at my place I let him know in advance that we will only play in the shower and after that he will wash everything off with soap and get dry if he wants to go to the bedroom. Nobody has complained about this.

 

As for session length I leave it to my client to decide. I let him know very clearly that sometimes I can keep pissing for two hours, sometimes its a one heavy duty monsoon and I am done, but you know that most of the times when you feel you are done, you wait a little and there's more piss left. It's all about timing.

 

Watersports is the only kind of the session for which I sometimes alter my rates. It's not that I am charging for the sexual activity or the fluids, I am charging for the time it will take me to get ready. For a serious watersports session I need to start getting ready at least three hours before the session, which means that this is pretty much the only thing I can do for a long time. After the session, normally it is impossible to go into another session because I know I will be pissing for a while, so I have to factor that in. It is my experience that seasoned WS bottoms understand this and are happy to pay extra if they are going to have the session they are hoping for. Apparently there are very few experienced WS tops.

 

So as soon as a client asks about WS I will ask exactly what he means. Does he mean tasting my piss while he is sucking me or does he mean a long session of piss focused fun. Then I explain the necessary logistics accordingly.

 

I hope this is helpful. If you have any other specific questions please let me know, either in here or shoot me an email.

[Decatur Guy]

Juan, your replies are always thoughtful and interesting.

 

I knew about asparagus, but I had no idea about avoiding cauliflower, broccoli and some of the others. My goodness -- I've been a W/S top quite a few times, and I eat those things a lot.

[+ purplekow]

Hey Ryan,

 

. I always avoid garlic anyway. Nobody who kisses people should ever eat it.

 

 

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JUAN!!!!! I usually enjoy your posts and usually agree with you, but NEVER EAT GARLIC. Please say it is not true. Perhaps garlic should be avoided right before kissing. As an Italian American, kissing and garlic are requirements. My guess is that Michael Corleone had just eaten a garlic pizza right before he kissed his brother Fredo and sent him on a one way boat trip. Juan, if I didn't know better I would think you are part vampire what with the sucking skills, the night job and now no garlic.

[Steven_Draker]

Curious to know: from your side of the encounter, and if you are willing to participate in such scenarios, what tend to be your primary logistical considerations when/if a client expresses interest in a watersports scene? In addition to the obvious (ie how to time things re "tanking up"), I'm also wondering about how to approach questions like session-length & locale.

 

It's been a while since I've waded in these waters (so to speak), so your expert guidance will be much appreciated...

 

You don't need to over-think it, Ryan. Just let your escort know with some advance notice that you're into water sports and let him handle the logistics.

 

Any experienced escort knows how to manage that. I did a couple of WS scenes in DC last week. Everything was set and went smoothly and efficiently.

[Juan Vancouver]

Juan, your replies are always thoughtful and interesting. I knew about asparagus, but I had no idea about avoiding cauliflower, broccoli and some of the others. My goodness -- I've been a W/S top quite a few times, and I eat those things a lot.

 

Thanks man. I am glad I can contribute something. As for Watersports, I find that WS is pretty much like wine. There's a wide palate from which you can choose. Some people like beer piss, which to me is bitter and acrid, some people like thick piss which to me tastes and smells like benzine. Personally, I only taste my own piss, but I have to confess I really like it. (Cue to everyone imagining me in the tub pissing in my mouth when nobody is home... or worse, me in the tub pissing in my mouth when there are guests.) For me to really enjoy it I have to prepare by eating fresh non-bitter vegetables, fruits like pineapple, berries, apples, cantaloupe, etc, drinking cranberry juice and eating white fish or chicken. No workout supplements, no protein shakes. When I do this, my piss is not sweet (which would be a sign of diabetes) but fresh and clear tasting, almost like water from a well. With most of my clients this works really well and they can't take enough of it.

 

It is a personal thing. If your WS bottoms have been happy then you have nothing to worry about.

 

JUAN!!!!! usually agree with you, but NEVER EAT GARLIC. Please say it is not true.

 

Sadly it's 100% true.

 

If your National pride is very strong and you might be offended by someone lambasting garlic, I urge you not to read ahead.

 

Yes, I don't eat it. Don't like it anymore. Sure, this limits what I can eat at restaurants and it makes me a difficult guest, but I have never to worry about garlic breath. You say that avoiding garlic before kissing could be ok, but garlic stays in your system up to 48 hours, which keeps seeping out from your sweat glands. I treat my body as a playground that has to be clean and fresh to share it with others, and garlic is enemy number one. The worse thing about garlic breath and smell is that whoever suffers from it is never aware of it. And it can be really, really bad.

 

It's funny that you mention that you are Italian. I find that both Greeks and Italians in Northamerica overuse garlic and are adamant about how such levels are traditional in the homeland. However, I have travelled extensively and lived in Italy and Greece and not once I had to worry about garlic, except when it came to specific garlic dishes, but not all food was mired with it.

 

Every person that I know that has given up garlic just as a tester, after only two weeks comes to realize how lazy a flavour it is and how overused it is. Of all the people who have given it a try, not one has gone back to eating it.

 

I dream of a world in which every person who goes to the gym and every person who wants to kiss another human being will stop using garlic.

 

Yes, even I realize how improbable this is, but a boy can dream!

[Steven_Draker]

Milk it!

[+ deej]

Milk it!

 

Didn't we receive an alert from you in the last few days wondering why any escorts would post with all the attacks?

[SteveEscort]

Didn't we receive an alert from you in the last few days wondering why any escorts would post with all the attacks?

 

 

 

Not only that, he also had a look over to my blog that he hates so dearly and put a nasty bitchy message on there on the 7th January which I have just this minute noticed in the moderate comments section (shown below).

 

Steven, stop being nasty to other escorts and stop the personal attacks. It's a form of bullying whether you do it on this forum or elsewhere. You need some sort of couselling. It's a real problem. Leave co-workers alone. It reeks of jealously and resentment and it's completely childish and unnecessary. You do yourself no favours.

 

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[Steven_Draker]

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I don't have time for your silly games, SteveEscort.

 

Whoever wrote that message was setting you up. I'm not the author of it (but I have a clear idea who that might be ;-)

 

I don't "hate" your blog, for the simple reason that I have NEVER read or visited your blog. I don't have time for "blogs".

 

Furthermore, I don't know what "twit" means. I never used that word in my vocabulary.

 

I think that you really need to get over your obsession.

 

You stopped existing for me some time ago. Stop projecting your personal vendetta here.

 

O-V-E-R AND O-U-T

[bigvalboy]

....but Juan, isn't garlic essential to the palate? I don't understand? How could you possibly eliminate it from your diet.

[Juan Vancouver]

....but Juan, isn't garlic essential to the palate? I don't understand? How could you possibly eliminate it from your diet.

 

I assure you, garlic, like cigarettes can overwhelm and block your taste buds and olfactory glands, which means your ability to detect flavours and smells will be significantly reduced. So technically garlic is actually not good at all for your palate, it hinders its abilities.

 

Every person that I know who has gone off garlic or cigarettes comments on how all of a sudden they can taste things and smell things they never perceived before. Food tastes fresher, you can identify subtle flavours in your food and your mouth and skin stay cleaner longer. Of all people who have gone off garlic, I don't know a single one who craves it. It's fine if you eat a little but if you eat a garlic heavy dish it's like eating turpentine. And you become very aware of heavy garlic eaters around you.

 

And not good for kissing. =)

[SteveEscort]

Whoever wrote that message was setting you up.

 

I think they were actually setting you up Steven. They used your name on my blog. Whether or not it was you, you have previous for troublemaking and being nasty to other escorts (this thread being a prime example) and you have referred to my blog on here. You have the right to deny it, like I have the right to publish it. I'd be more worried that someone wants to take the time to troublemake in your name. Never in 4 years of having a blog have I received negative comments on it from other escorts, it's just something you don't do so I'd be concerned that someone is wanting to use your name like that. It doesn't bother me one way or another. I can easily delete the comments, they're in moderator mode.

 

We'll just leave the matter there but please note Steven, I won't take any crap from you.

[RSully94]

Watersports has to do with pee? Eww no thanks.

 

I'd rather just shower with an escort.

[BabyBoomer]

Watersports has to do with pee? Eww no thanks.

 

I'd rather just shower with an escort.

Sully- Just make sure it's not a "golden shower" Lol

 

~Boomer ~