Male models don't..... :)

[Lankypeters]

...have many friends.

[Rudynate]

I've known many waiter/models, actor/models and model wannabes. I've known one real model - the real thing - he was a runway model for Armani in the early 90's, lived in Milan, traveled the world. It always puzzled me how he became a model. He was a nice-looking guy, for sure, but not the kind of nice-looking one usually associates with models of international stature. He was a redhead, maybe that had something to do with it.

Edited September 16, 2015 by Rudynate

[+ honcho]

I also knew one real model. He didn't have a killer body, or an impossibly handsome face, but was also

very good-looking and athletic and apparently looked really, really, REALLY good in expensive suits

for the top european designers.

 

He told me a dropped out of that line of work and became an office manager for a legal firm in SF, because

being a model was too nerve-wracking for him - always being nervous about other guys being more

handsome, better built , etc ...

 

He was a totally sweet, down-to-earth guy-next door. Sadly, I think the plague claimed him in the early 90's.

[Rudynate]

I also knew one real model. He didn't have a killer body, or an impossibly handsome face, but was also

very good-looking and athletic and apparently looked really, really, REALLY good in expensive suits

for the top european designers.

 

He told me a dropped out of that line of work and became an office manager for a legal firm in SF, because

being a model was too nerve-wracking for him - always being nervous about other guys being more

handsome, better built , etc ...

 

He was a totally sweet, down-to-earth guy-next door. Sadly, I think the plague claimed him in the early 90's.

 

The guy I knew wisely realized that he had a shelf life as a model, left modeling, got an MBA. The last time I talked to him, he was happily working away as a product manager in Silicon Valley.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to stay on topic when they join a conversation.

 

They can change it to whatever they want, as long as they're shirtless.

 

[seaboy4hire]

Pass gas

[+ friendofsheila]

...get lonely.

 

No matter what, someone always wants to spend time (or money) on them.

[TruthBTold]

Top.

[+ friendofsheila]

...accept minimum wage.

[+ Truereview]

...Read this string completely and upload a comment on the last page

[+ friendofsheila]

...wear underwear.

[+ friendofsheila]

UNLESS that's all they're wearing.

 

[oz_carter]

UNLESS that's all they're wearing.

 

 

Luke Guldan.... Ah the memories!

[+ purplekow]

Mail modles realy dont haf two spel corectly.

[oz_carter]

Mail modles realy dont haf two spel corectly.

 

Gold!

[+ friendofsheila]

...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel.

 

For a long time.

 

 

[marylander1940]

they don't look ridiculous wearing something made by grandma.

 

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1213/joke-models-giant-mitten.jpg

[+ friendofsheila]

...leave their jock straps laying around for anyone to steal (and enjoy).

 

[+ Truereview]

...Make it to the 4th page of this thread?

[geminibear]

...Make it to the 4th page of this thread?

[+ friendofsheila]

...have clumsy or vulnerable moments during

 

--sex

--sports

--war

--life

[+ friendofsheila]

...drive any car that is not

 

--next year's model

--clean

--power-everything

--admired by everyone who sees it

[Jon Royce]

...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel.

 

For a long time.

 

 

"Jessie. Please put on your microphone."

[+ friendofsheila]

 

...look nerdy in glasses.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have same-sex friendships unrelated to

---sports teams,

---barbecues or

---noisy power tools.

 

(much less same-sex attractions!)