The never-ending really-hot story thread ...

[ready182]

I was home alone, bored to death, horny as hell, when the

doorbell rang ...

[OneFinger]

...it was two Mormon missionaries in their white shirts and tight suit pants. Of course, I was only wearing a loosely fitting bathrobe which "accidently" fell open when I answered the door. I couldn't help but notice them staring at my thick, uncut vein which was growing with anticipation.

 

The cute blond, still fixated on my dick, spoke...

[+ Lucky]

...and there stood a man in a George Bush mask saying "trick or treat!".

[VaHawk]

Up from my chair I sprang

And dashed to the door

Looked thru the peephole

And saw a hot stud hung to the floor....

[Rick Munroe]

It was the UPS man with my new Ann Coulter doll. :+

[Guest pyell]

Tucked away in one of the doll's orifices was an envelope with my name on it. I opened the envelope and read this strange message:

[+ Lucky]

"There's no way out and I'm lovin' it."

[CT Dick]

>The cute blond, still fixated on my dick, spoke...

 

"We came here to tell you about God's gift, but....but...."

 

Dick

[OneFinger]

>"We came here to tell you about God's gift, but....but...."

 

"...have you ever attended the Church of the Giant Ressurection?"

[BobbyB]

>>The cute blond, still fixated on my dick, spoke...

>

>"We came here to tell you about God's gift, but....but...."

 

 

...but it looks like you've already been blessed with God's bounty." With that, the cute blonde dropped his knees and said, "Let us pray..."

 

 

 

- BobbyB

[Bilbo]

RE: The rules

 

I love this kind of thing but, I'm sorry, but a bunch of you guys are subverting it. Now, this could be a question of several of you posting at roughly the same time. Or, perhaps, you don't reallize the rules of this improvisation game, often used by actors, of which I have been one for longer than some of you have been alive, so here I am, yes, going to get bitchy for a while. I know, I know, big surprise there, Bilbo! Anyway --- Each time someone posts onto a thread like this, you can only respond to the post immediately above yours. If an obvious punch line is dropped, then it's dropped. If you want to work the story around to where it could be used again, you welcome to try. However, by that time, it will be funnier to watch you keep trying to work it around to that line and someone swerving off without using it than anyone actually using the line would be. You have to start by completing the half sentence that ended the last post and you have to have the same characters in the same situation. You need to advance the plot, and then give a half sentence for someone else to finish. Yes, that means that one liners will wreck the train for everyone. They're great on other threads, but a little more selfish here than beating off between the legs of a sexual partner and making sure that none of it touches him. (That's the sin of Onanism for Old Testament scholars.) Thank you for your attention and your cooperation.

[ready182]

... I noticed that the UP'S man was "up", so I asked him if he had a "package" for me ...

[Bilbo]

He pushed into my hall and closed the door behind him. He put the box he was carrying for me down on the floor and groped his crotch. "I sure do. But I'm used to making deliveries in the rear." I dropped to my knees in front of him, and opened his zipper with my teeth. Out dropped an organ that any man in socks would spend all day to play a fugue on. As I slurped his meaty head into my mouth, I started opening the box without looking at it, knowing that inside of it would be ....

[Luv2play]

...the dildo I had purchased on e-bay. I had been thrilled to be able to purchase a life-like plastic phallus of the late porn star John Holmes, not knowing before that such an item was available. It was a lot cheaper than hiring Michael Brandon who, anyway, lived on the other coast. So my trembling hands...

[ready182]

... the UPS man laughed when he realized the contents of my package. "I'm glad you like big cocks", he exclaimed, "because I took the liberty of inviting the FedEx man over as well -- and oh, and he's bringing his video camera" ...

[Bilbo]

"Great! You won't believe what he's going to get on film." With that I wet down my finger and started playing with his butt. With just a little help it started opening out like one of those doors on Star Trek. It works nearly every time. The ones who brag the most about being tops, as opposed to the ones who just quietly are and maybe almost apologize about it, really have handsome man asses that need attention but are a bit too hung up to ask for it. As I bent him over the hall table, he looked back at me and said, ...

[ready182]

... would you lick my ear while you're fucking me? ...

[Bilbo]

Somewhere the back of my mind was screaming a warning ("Does he really want to stop the flow of the story with a one liner already?") but ears are one of my favorite targets, and he had such a pretty, shell shaped ear, with maybe just the hint of a point at the top of it. It didn't taste as good as it looked, though. Blech. I decided to eat his ass instead. Well, .. it .. was a good thing ... I knelt down on the tile. I passed out. My last thought as the lights went out was, "Drugged!" When I came out of it, I was naked and bound in the back of his delivery van. I tried to talk, but they had taken my new dildo and used it as a gag in my own mouth, tieing it in with an ace bandage. They had put the balls in my mouth and it was the banging of the head on my tit as it bounced with the pot holes that had woken me up. The other delivery man had arrived in my "absence". He was in back with me. His legs were unbound, but he was gagged, and, oddly enough, he was wearing ....

[Bilbo]

Somewhere the back of my mind was screaming a warning ("Does he really want to stop the flow of the story with a one liner already?") but ears are one of my favorite targets, and he had such a pretty, shell shaped ear, with maybe just the hint of a point at the top of it. It didn't taste as good as it looked, though. Blech. I decided to eat his ass instead. Well, .. it .. was a good thing ... I knelt down on the tile. I passed out. My last thought as the lights went out was, "Drugged!" When I came out of it, I was naked and bound in the back of his delivery van. I tried to talk, but they had taken my new dildo and used it as a gag in my own mouth, tieing it in with an ace bandage. They had put the balls in my mouth and it was the banging of the head on my tit as it bounced with the pot holes that had woken me up. The other delivery man had arrived in my "absence". He was in back with me. His legs were unbound, but he was gagged, and, oddly enough, he was wearing ....