Unravelling upcoming first time experience

[wisconsinguy]

Thanks to all who have taken time to respond with a comment/suggestion to yes, what seems like dumb questions/concerns I have had. A special thanks to Lee and Tyro. Both your suggestions, comments, AND humor have been great. I love to laugh, and you brought me back to where I like to be. Another special thanks to Chris Eisenhower. The time you took to speak to me was outstanding. Never to be forgotten. When Lee said to take the opportunity you offered, I am grateful I did. You are soothing, logical, kind, and grounded. All of which I hope to project to my clients.

So I'm meeting with my guy, in Chicago, the weekend of 1/17, 1/18, and leaving for back over the boarder to Wis on Sun. I was doing pretty well for a while with the help from you. Now, doing the same goofy stuff before I made the move to make the appointment. Forgetting to complete simple tasks. Not really listening to people. Starring out the window. Feels like early onset Alzheimer's. So have a couple of questions again, and comments. I know many of these have been answered prior, but refresh if you can.

1) My date said, "Don't worry about 'in bedroom activities, and out of bedroom activities. I'll take care of that."

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

3) I don't want him to feel attached to my hip. Do we break away a couple of hrs every so often?

4) I forewarned him I am a real con when it comes to turning around the focus from me. I had orchestrated in my mind the first entire eve. To

avoid guess what. He suggested we meet in my room, and take it from that point on. (OMG I'm going to puke.)

5) Maybe I should get a tan, get a little more grey out of the hair, have a little plastic surgery, teeth whitened a bit, nails done, new body!!!

 

"You can never be too rich, too tan, too tall, or too thin." I think I made that one up.

Take care all and thanks, Rand. PM anytime.

[Tighty]

1) My date said, "Don't worry about 'in bedroom activities, and out of bedroom activities. I'll take care of that."

- just go with the flow, just like when you ride roller coaster you don't plan anything you just hop on and let it take you wherever

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

- I'm sure Walmart does, they sell everything. A pro would provide all the supplies. You bring any extra that you want to use, whip, handcuff, cake etc lol

3) I don't want him to feel attached to my hip. Do we break away a couple of hrs every so often?

- discuss with him in advance, usually a guy would want an hour or two to himself so that he can check email, go run etc

4) I forewarned him I am a real con when it comes to turning around the focus from me. I had orchestrated in my mind the first entire eve. To

avoid guess what. He suggested we meet in my room, and take it from that point on. (OMG I'm going to puke.)

- just go with the flow

5) Maybe I should get a tan, get a little more grey out of the hair, have a little plastic surgery, teeth whitened a bit, nails done, new body!!!

- tan, ewww I'm not a fan

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Thanks to all who have taken time to respond with a comment/suggestion to yes, what seems like dumb questions/concerns I have had. A special thanks to Lee and Tyro. Both your suggestions, comments, AND humor have been great. I love to laugh, and you brought me back to where I like to be. Another special thanks to Chris Eisenhower. The time you took to speak to me was outstanding. Never to be forgotten. When Lee said to take the opportunity you offered, I am grateful I did. You are soothing, logical, kind, and grounded. All of which I hope to project to my clients.

So I'm meeting with my guy, in Chicago, the weekend of 1/17, 1/18, and leaving for back over the boarder to Wis on Sun. I was doing pretty well for a while with the help from you. Now, doing the same goofy stuff before I made the move to make the appointment. Forgetting to complete simple tasks. Not really listening to people. Starring out the window. Feels like early onset Alzheimer's. So have a couple of questions again, and comments. I know many of these have been answered prior, but refresh if you can.

1) My date said, "Don't worry about 'in bedroom activities, and out of bedroom activities. I'll take care of that."

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

3) I don't want him to feel attached to my hip. Do we break away a couple of hrs every so often?

4) I forewarned him I am a real con when it comes to turning around the focus from me. I had orchestrated in my mind the first entire eve. To

avoid guess what. He suggested we meet in my room, and take it from that point on. (OMG I'm going to puke.)

5) Maybe I should get a tan, get a little more grey out of the hair, have a little plastic surgery, teeth whitened a bit, nails done, new body!!!

 

"You can never be too rich, too tan, too tall, or too thin." I think I made that one up.

Take care all and thanks, Rand. PM anytime.

 

Hey R,

1) My date said, "Don't worry about 'in bedroom activities, and out of bedroom activities. I'll take care of that.

Have an idea of what you might like to do, since you might not like what his choice is, his plan may unexpectedly fall through, and so on. Besides, this should be a give-and-take process where you both participate.

 

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

If you're unfamiliar with lube (and I believe you're a newbie, right?), get some water-based and silicone-based and have both on hand. You may discover you prefer one over the other and it's nice to have a selection. I personally prefer the hybrid lube mixed with some water-based. You can get a lot of this stuff at Walgreen's and CVS now. You can get condoms anywhere.

 

3) I don't want him to feel attached to my hip. Do we break away a couple of hrs every so often?

Give yourselves some personal time whenever you feel the need. Discuss it with him prior to meeting and agree on the time to reconvene. If you're bottoming, you're going to want prep time anyway. DO NOT try to prep in a hurry... it's a recipe for disaster.

 

4) I forewarned him I am a real con when it comes to turning around the focus from me. I had orchestrated in my mind the first entire eve. To

avoid guess what. He suggested we meet in my room, and take it from that point on. (OMG I'm going to puke.)

Have a loose idea of what you'd like to accomplish. If the plan strays to something else, don't beat yourself over the head. But at the same time, if you're not getting what you want out of the meeting, speak up and say so and direct things back on course if you need to.

 

5) Maybe I should get a tan, get a little more grey out of the hair, have a little plastic surgery, teeth whitened a bit, nails done, new body!!!

This is not a race or a competition. Be the person I talked to on the phone, who seemed like a perfectly nice, normal man just the way he is.

[JT Brooklyn]

A Real Pro will always know how to Treat a Client! Don't "over think" the Session just go with the flow!

[bigvalboy]

Hey R,

1) My date said, "Don't worry about 'in bedroom activities, and out of bedroom activities. I'll take care of that.

Have an idea of what you might like to do, since you might not like what his choice is, his plan may unexpectedly fall through, and so on. Besides, this should be a give-and-take process where you both participate.

 

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

If you're unfamiliar with lube (and I believe you're a newbie, right?), get some water-based and silicone-based and have both on hand. You may discover you prefer one over the other and it's nice to have a selection. I personally prefer the hybrid lube mixed with some water-based. You can get a lot of this stuff at Walgreen's and CVS now. You can get condoms anywhere.

 

3) I don't want him to feel attached to my hip. Do we break away a couple of hrs every so often?

Give yourselves some personal time whenever you feel the need. Discuss it with him prior to meeting and agree on the time to reconvene. If you're bottoming, you're going to want prep time anyway. DO NOT try to prep in a hurry... it's a recipe for disaster.

 

4) I forewarned him I am a real con when it comes to turning around the focus from me. I had orchestrated in my mind the first entire eve. To

avoid guess what. He suggested we meet in my room, and take it from that point on. (OMG I'm going to puke.)

Have a loose idea of what you'd like to accomplish. If the plan strays to something else, don't beat yourself over the head. But at the same time, if you're not getting what you want out of the meeting, speak up and say so and direct things back on course if you need to.

 

5) Maybe I should get a tan, get a little more grey out of the hair, have a little plastic surgery, teeth whitened a bit, nails done, new body!!!

This is not a race or a competition. Be the person I talked to on the phone, who seemed like a perfectly nice, normal man just the way he is.

 

Hey Wisconsinguy, take the advice from the professional in the room...Chris knows of what he speaks. I think you are in danger of turning this into an ordeal and setting yourself up for disappointment by expecting everything to be perfect. It won't be of course...perfect that is. Allow the professional that you hired and the post from gentleman above to guide you through the evening. AND for God sakes, stop worrying, it is going to be wonderful, absolutely wonderful. I fully expect a report from you that speaks of nothing less than your "dream come true".

 

Many many here are pulling for you. I some respects many of us will be right there with you as the evening unfolds...no pressure of course...LOL

[Guest Starbuck]

Wisconsinguy ... I like bigvalboy's input ... at first it sounds like a contradiction, but when I thought back on my first time hiring (just last July), I realized that BVD got it exactly right: it wasn't perfect, but it was wonderful. I was almost 50 pounds heavier then than I am now, definitely wasn't feeling proud of that, hadn't been with a man in a l-o-n-g time and must have been in some kind of altered state not to be as anxious as you are now. I guess I just wanted it so much. And I knew I could at least be clean, friendly and respectful. I trusted the odds that I wouldn't be the worst client to ever walk through the door.

 

Half a year later--and after a few more visits to "ManLand"--I still feel a little anxiety about next Tuesday's appointment. It will be my first time with the guy I've hired. He may be perfect, but all I've got to offer is clean, friendly, respectful and now (did I mention?) thinner. (Not thin, mind you, but thinner.) As always, I did my homework, read reviews, chose carefully and I have faith that I'm going to have a wonderful time. I hope you will too.

[leigh.bess.toad]

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

 

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[leigh.bess.toad]

Thanks to all who have taken time to respond with a comment/suggestion to yes, what seems like dumb questions/concerns I have had. A special thanks to Lee and Tyro. Both your suggestions, comments, AND humor have been great. I love to laugh, and you brought me back to where I like to be. Another special thanks to Chris Eisenhower. The time you took to speak to me was outstanding. Never to be forgotten. When Lee said to take the opportunity you offered, I am grateful I did. You are soothing, logical, kind, and grounded. All of which I hope to project to my clients.

So I'm meeting with my guy, in Chicago, the weekend of 1/17, 1/18, and leaving for back over the boarder to Wis on Sun. I was doing pretty well for a while with the help from you. Now, doing the same goofy stuff before I made the move to make the appointment. Forgetting to complete simple tasks. Not really listening to people. Starring out the window. Feels like early onset Alzheimer's. So have a couple of questions again, and comments. I know many of these have been answered prior, but refresh if you can.

1) My date said, "Don't worry about 'in bedroom activities, and out of bedroom activities. I'll take care of that."

2) Do we each supply our own supplies? Do you know Walmart sells condoms? It's been awhile!

3) I don't want him to feel attached to my hip. Do we break away a couple of hrs every so often?

4) I forewarned him I am a real con when it comes to turning around the focus from me. I had orchestrated in my mind the first entire eve. To

avoid guess what. He suggested we meet in my room, and take it from that point on. (OMG I'm going to puke.)

5) Maybe I should get a tan, get a little more grey out of the hair, have a little plastic surgery, teeth whitened a bit, nails done, new body!!!

 

"You can never be too rich, too tan, too tall, or too thin." I think I made that one up.

Take care all and thanks, Rand. PM anytime.

 

Rand -- I don't think anyone here can give you any better advice than what Chris gave you. He nailed it on every point. Of course you'd expect no less from the EOY, would you?

 

One suggestion for you though: BREATHE!!!!! Relax, enjoy, have fun. First and foremost this is supposed to be enjoyable and a great time. It isn't rocket science, it isn't life and death brain surgery. It's fun. Yes, I know the excitement, the nerves, the anticipation. And telling you to relax is like telling a 4 year old to not think about Christmas on Christmas eve -- it ain't happening. But try. Laugh. Chill.

 

The gentleman you are seeing is one of the best. Someone I've seen and someone you can put your trust in to do it right. Yes, take a bit of a break from each other. As a general rule, on a weekend hire, it's always a good rule to give the escort an hour or two a day to handle personal business (and so you can handle any personal business you may have as well). Hell, I don't even want to be with my partner 24 hours a day next weekend at the luncheon -- we all need a bit of space, don't we?

 

It's a brave new world for you. No one here appreciates it more than I do. I'm sure reliving my past through you. Especially since I'll be around so much of my past next weekend at the luncheon while you are with your guy. But it will be fine. The anxieties will disappear in minutes. Just trust him. And yourself. And enjoy. And if you need to, you've got my email so you can email or PM me anytime.

 

AND BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[+ azdr0710]

you're just going to be two buddies hanging out and having fun.....smile, talk slowly, kick back, ask him questions (not too personal, of course), go for a walk, suggest coffee somewhere, give-and-take, don't take it too seriously....

 

nine days to go and you're already a nervous wreck??!!!.....we were all there once

 

looking forward to the report!....(and the daily "what do I do now?" queries in the meantime!!!!!)

[wisconsinguy]

You have been all right on with everything you have shared. I have many times already sat back, smiled, and yes Lee, took a few breaths. I posted a thread asking about that "perfect kiss." Here is mine. Keeping in mind, never kissed a guy other than a light brush on the lips. Lots of girls were at these lips at a point.

No guys. So here's a combo of fantasy and weak literary talent: " The drive to Chicago seemed to take me days, rather than the usual few hours. I had cement on my feet trying to crawl out of my vehicle up to my room. I'm sure all I ran into knew why I was in Chicago. But, they didn't, really. I was sure to let my guy know that I was were I should be. He was up, happy, and seemed to look forward to meeting. I scrubbed, cleaned, re-scrubbed, re-cleaned again. Inside and out! I refrained from even one glass of courage. I wanted to be alert to every moment. Even the anxious ones. The gentle knock at the door. The cement pulling across the floor. Opening the door appeared both a normal person in jeans and a crisp white shirt. Smiling, calm, self assured. Not only in his profession,

but who is as a person. Who you see is what you get! I offered a weak and a hi! My hi was weak, cause my larynx had just been yanked out. He held up his index finger, turned to close the door, put his bag down. He then then turned to me, he much taller than I, both pretty thin. He took both of his hands, placed them each gently next to both of my jaws/cheeks. He placed his lips first gently on mine. I'm sure I started to gently part and explore. He then spent minutes exploring my mouth, teeth, the top and bottom of my mouth. The lips, or those lips. I've been complimented on my lips, by the ladies. He wins the contest. His skin as soft as if he bathes in olive oil. My hands travelled from his clothed shoulders to his neck and face. He gently pushed me against the wall and continued to explore my mouth, face, ears. I really was transported to a different plane. If I wouldn't have had the energy to push him back to the bed...well this is about my perfect kiss. We will see what the review brings? Just to say,we did not make it to dinner/theater as I planned.....This is my fantasy first kis/mtg.Something to work on? You have all been so fun, and informational to connect with. I would love to come to come undercover to the DC mtg. Stranger things have happened.Thoughts. Rand PM's always welcomed. Criticisms discarded.

[leigh.bess.toad]

You have been all right on with everything you have shared. I have many times already sat back, smiled, and yes Lee, took a few breaths. I posted a thread asking about that "perfect kiss." Here is mine. Keeping in mind, never kissed a guy other than a light brush on the lips. Lots of girls were at these lips at a point.

No guys. So here's a combo of fantasy and weak literary talent: " The drive to Chicago seemed to take me days, rather than the usual few hours. I had cement on my feet trying to crawl out of my vehicle up to my room. I'm sure all I ran into knew why I was in Chicago. But, they didn't, really. I was sure to let my guy know that I was were I should be. He was up, happy, and seemed to look forward to meeting. I scrubbed, cleaned, re-scrubbed, re-cleaned again. Inside and out! I refrained from even one glass of courage. I wanted to be alert to every moment. Even the anxious ones. The gentle knock at the door. The cement pulling across the floor. Opening the door appeared both a normal person in jeans and a crisp white shirt. Smiling, calm, self assured. Not only in his profession,

but who is as a person. Who you see is what you get! I offered a weak and a hi! My hi was weak, cause my larynx had just been yanked out. He held up his index finger, turned to close the door, put his bag down. He then then turned to me, he much taller than I, both pretty thin. He took both of his hands, placed them each gently next to both of my jaws/cheeks. He placed his lips first gently on mine. I'm sure I started to gently part and explore. He then spent minutes exploring my mouth, teeth, the top and bottom of my mouth. The lips, or those lips. I've been complimented on my lips, by the ladies. He wins the contest. His skin as soft as if he bathes in olive oil. My hands travelled from his clothed shoulders to his neck and face. He gently pushed me against the wall and continued to explore my mouth, face, ears. I really was transported to a different plane. If I wouldn't have had the energy to push him back to the bed...well this is about my perfect kiss. We will see what the review brings? Just to say,we did not make it to dinner/theater as I planned.....This is my fantasy first kis/mtg.Something to work on? You have all been so fun, and informational to connect with. I would love to come to come undercover to the DC mtg. Stranger things have happened.Thoughts. Rand PM's always welcomed. Criticisms discarded.

 

Anybody think we ought to send this to the gentleman in question? Anybody? Anybody?

[wisconsinguy]

Anybody think we ought to send this to the gentleman in question? Anybody? Anybody?

Lee, you're are being a tease.

Well, maybe. Like, ok w me. I'd never get out of the room, I hope. Your're a good man Lee. Many are fortunate you make it through what u did. Lucky for us! Rand.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Lee, you're are being a tease.

 

Yes I am. And no I'm not. It really isn't a bad idea to share it with him.

 

Just a thought.

 

And if it doesn't play out exactly like that, no biggie. There's always next time.

[+ purplekow]

Wisconsinguy I have given this same advice many times on this forum. Relax, it is only sex and if you screw it up the first time you can always go back and do it again. Anticipation is fine but do not allow yourself to get to fixated on the details, things never work out in the ways you imagine, they usually work out in ways you would have never imagined but of which you will remember and smile for the years go come. I remember my first time with an escort and sometimes I think i can actually see his hard body, taste his hard cock, feel his tensing thighs and hear his moans as he comes and then smell the distinctive odor of sex as i did the next morning after my first enciunter and many subequent smiling mornings. . This will be a delight for your senses if you do not give yourself a heart attack before it can happen. So turn off the brain until after this is over and feel happy thoughts. Some say it is Disney but i say that in a warm bed with a man who has just satisfied you in a way that you can only describe as magical, that is the happiest place on earth.

So Rand, when they ask "Rand you just hired your first escort where are you going now" my bet is your answer, shouted out loud will be: "Back to bed"

[wisconsinguy]

Wisconsinguy I have given this same advice many times on this forum. Relax, it is only sex and if you screw it up the first time you can always go back and do it again. Anticipation is fine but do not allow yourself to get to fixated on the details, things never work out in the ways you imagine, they usually work out in ways you would have never imagined but of which you will remember and smile for the years go come. I remember my first time with an escort and sometimes I think i can actually see his hard body, taste his hard cock, feel his tensing thighs and hear his moans as he comes and then smell the distinctive odor of sex as i did the next morning after my first enciunter and many subequent smiling mornings. . This will be a delight for your senses if you do not give yourself a heart attack before it can happen. So turn off the brain until after this is over and feel happy thoughts. Some say it is Disney but i say that in a warm bed with a man who has just satisfied you in a way that you can only describe as magical, that is the happiest place on earth.

So Rand, when they ask "Rand you just hired your first escort where are you going now" my bet is your answer, shouted out loud will be: "Back to bed"

Got it, and thanks. I mentioned to Lee that I got my Viagra script refilled. Maybe I'm feeling a tad more lucky and self confident? That warm bed with another man sounds like an OOB experience waiting to happen. And, I love the smells of other people. You keep writing this stuff, I'll go through all the Viagra!

[leigh.bess.toad]

Got it, and thanks. I mentioned to Lee that I got my Viagra script refilled. Maybe I'm feeling a tad more lucky and self confident? That warm bed with another man sounds like an OOB experience waiting to happen. And, I love the smells of other people. You keep writing this stuff, I'll go through all the Viagra!

 

You might want to try Cialis. The 20 mg pill lasts 36-48 hours, which would make it through your whole weekend. Rather than popping Viagra like Tic Tacs. And you can get a 3 pill free sample from Lilly. just google "Free Cialis Trial" for the info. But obviously talk to your doctor first. You'd need to anyway, cause you would need a script.

 

And BTW, there is a similar trial offer for Viagra. It's only 3 free pills, but considering what 3 pills cost, it's worth it.

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just a thought. Not much of one, but a thought.nonetheless.

[bigvalboy]

Got it, and thanks. I mentioned to Lee that I got my Viagra script refilled. Maybe I'm feeling a tad more lucky and self confident? That warm bed with another man sounds like an OOB experience waiting to happen. And, I love the smells of other people. You keep writing this stuff, I'll go through all the Viagra!

 

Quick word of caution WG. DO NOT do as I did once, well OK twice, take too much Viagra or Cialis. I was very nervous and wanted to make sure the I performed like a twenty year old, I was old enough to know better, and the end result of OVER medicating was damn near a heart attack. The escort was wonderful and completely understood. We cut the session off and went to dinner to put something in my stomach. Over dinner he began telling me how important it was to just be myself. He was completely right of course, and that was the last time I worried about whether or not I measured up....

[wisconsinguy]

Quick word of caution WG. DO NOT do as I did once, well OK twice, take too much Viagra or Cialis. I was very nervous and wanted to make sure the I performed like a twenty year old, I was old enough to know better, and the end result of OVER medicating was damn near a heart attack. The escort was wonderful and completely understood. We cut the session off and went to dinner to put something in my stomach. Over dinner he began telling me how important it was to just be myself. He was completely right of course, and that was the last time I worried about whether or not I measured up....

I can handle Viagra pretty well, and have have some had some good fun with it. Mostly solo. BUT, because of my upcoming event, I was thinking of using Cilais and enhancing it with the Viagra. You answered the question. Just think if u added a popper or two. CPR ville!!!

[bigvalboy]

I can handle Viagra pretty well, and have have some had some good fun with it. Mostly solo. BUT, because of my upcoming event, I was thinking of using Cilais and enhancing it with the Viagra. You answered the question. Just think if u added a popper or two. CPR ville!!!

 

I have, and it wasn't pretty....

[Bosguy]

I can handle Viagra pretty well, and have have some had some good fun with it. Mostly solo. BUT, because of my upcoming event, I was thinking of using Cilais and enhancing it with the Viagra. You answered the question. Just think if u added a popper or two. CPR ville!!!

 

Don't even think of using this combination--really dangerous even for guys in PERFECT HEALTH!!!!!!!! If you do, you could end up in an emergency room instead of spending a wonderful, erotic weekend.

 

Chill out man. Read and reread Chris E.'s post and just move forward as he suggested. The drama is getting a bit too much (for me anyway)

 

Enjoy

 

Boston Bill

[leigh.bess.toad]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

[bigvalboy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

 

LOL...years ago I got a call in the middle of the night from a friend who was in tremendous discomfort and pain. Aaahhh yes, too many Viagra's were the problem. He had been erect for hours and it wouldn't go down. The escort had left hours earlier. He had me go to the store, and while I am only vague as to what he wanted me to get for him, I believe that it was Benadryl.

 

What we won't do to impress those that in the end really don't need impressing.

[+ FreshFluff]

I'd be careful about trying any new medications given that this is a new guy and you're meeting an escort for the first time. YYou never know what side effects you'll experience, so it's best to try it at a "lower-stakes" time.

 

As far as WisconsinGuy being stressed out, I can understand. If he's an introvert, it's natural that he's anxious about meeting a new guy since he's never hired before. The next time he hires, most of the nervousness will probably dissipate.

[wisconsinguy]

I'd be careful about trying any new medications given that this is a new guy and you're meeting an escort for the first time. YYou never know what side effects you'll experience, so it's best to try it at a "lower-stakes" time.

 

As far as WisconsinGuy being stressed out, I can understand. If he's an introvert, it's natural that he's anxious about meeting a new guy since he's never hired before. The next time he hires, most of the nervousness will probably dissipate.

Hi FreshFluff-I'm really not an introvert. Just having to place myself in some else's hands/control is both disarming yet exciting? Make sense? With me, my work plays a big part in what defines me. Being in control and "calling the shots" is what I normally do. I have also cared post surgical for a gentleman from priapism. Often there is not full function that returns. Have used Viagra in the past. But, will be cautious. You know, having me give some pleasure is really important. Maybe it's my people pleasing. OR, in this case, maybe I have a little edging fetish that would like to be developed! All sorts of fun "stuff" to think about. You all are going to laugh at this one. In my many decades of life, do you how many times I have used the "F" word, or "C" word? I can most likely count both of those words on one hand. I don't think anything about when I hear, see it writing, or written on walls. I have been in work situations in which it seems to have been used as every other word. So, I have this vision of my weekend date next to me, and me saying something like: "Ok, if you would like, you could try and have intercourse me." One better almost: "Wow, you have a beautiful c___," I would say: "My your mother and father must be mighty proud of that appendage they helped produce!" I must be getting tired. Thanks, Rand

[+ purplekow]

COCK The C is hard the K is hard and if you say it right, you and he will be hard. Don't be shy. Practice in the mirror if you need too but make sure the sound is guttaral and everything is hard.