Could I become an escort?

[Zapped]

Gay men are not usually found eating anything salty that smells and tastes like fish.

 

How true!

 

Although I confess I like anchovies, and when I was married, I did give my wife very good oral sex.

 

Meanwhile, when I read the original post in this thread, I thought it was an Onion-like spoof.

[+ FreshFluff]

Gay men are not usually found eating anything salty that smells and tastes like fish.

 

Neither are straight women. Anchovies, blech.

[Guy Fawkes]

We were the victims of a con artist the other night and I'd like to be able to post about it to warn others. He is currently posting a lot on the board as "JB85."

 

He created a thread last week about how he was going to hire us for his big first time escort experience. That was actually a lie, because he hired bodybuilder Nick German last year and pulled a similar stunt with him. What happened was: after an hour and 45 minutes (for what was supposed to be a one hour appointment), he finally admitted that he had no money, he's broke, and never had any intention of paying us.

 

Today, he created another thread about how he wants to become an escort himself to be able to afford his escort addiction since he is broke and has no money to afford them. Anybody paying close attention would realize that he just said last week he was going to hire the two of us and now this week admits he has no money to afford escorts. Also, in the thread about us, he said he was a virgin and never even seen a naked man before. Suddenly today, he announces that he is desensitized to sex, implying that he's had lots of it.

 

We were upset, but also felt bad for him because he does not seem mentally or emotionally stable. So we advised him to be honest from now on because he might not be lucky enough to have someone like Nick or the two of us next time and could really get himself into some serious trouble.

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http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/oops-sign-18087812.jpg

 

... which, in turn, raises the question about whether the meeting with Ross and Munroe was on the level.

[leigh.bess.toad]

A conversation I had off the forum with a good friend was also raising serious questions about the OP as well. I don't think that either of us are surprised by this turn of events. But sorry that Rick, Derek and Nick got taken in by him.

 

But at what point will Daddy place him in a permanent time out? Talk about crossing the line ......

 

But thinking about the last line in Rick's email: "So we advised him to be honest from now on because he might not be lucky enough to have someone like Nick or the two of us next time and could really get himself into some serious trouble." I would suggest that the OP read the reviews of Brent (DirtyNerd) in SF to see what might go wrong. Sometimes the guy can be unstable. And trying a stunt like that could have disastrous consequences for the OP with someone who might be unstable.

[Decatur Guy]

That's some mighty strong guys he's fucking with. He's damn lucky they are honorable. Maybe too honorable.

[TruHart1]

That's some mighty strong guys he's fucking with. He's damn lucky they are honorable. Maybe too honorable.

 

I refer all to another thread begun by purplekow about escorts being STIFFED. It appears the OP would fall into that type of client category!

 

TruHart1:cool:

[+ purplekow]

Yes i also poste on Nick German is wonderful (which he is) a post delineating the same information that Daddy has posted here from Rick and Derek. So guys in Boston and elsewhere beware