Preposterous porn plot points

[marylander1940]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4t2LyVzyE

[marylander1940]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4t2LyVzyE

[Tonyko]

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/rant-to-the-producers-of-porn.106157/

[Tonyko]

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/rant-to-the-producers-of-porn.106157/

[+ glennnn]

My favorite is the gay guy's seduction of the straight guy (often Phenix Saint) who has never had gay sex. After 30 seconds of persuasion, the straight guy gives in and starts sucking cock and rimming like an expert ( if only!) and ends up taking it up the ass. Because every straight guy is just waiting for one of us to hit on him, right? Jesus, this is the way to get your ass kicked!

 

Don't get me wrong. Phenix absolutely makes me cream my jeans. I just expect it will take a little more effort to score a stud of his caliber.

Edited October 2, 2015 by glennnn

[+ glennnn]

My favorite is the gay guy's seduction of the straight guy (often Phenix Saint) who has never had gay sex. After 30 seconds of persuasion, the straight guy gives in and starts sucking cock and rimming like an expert ( if only!) and ends up taking it up the ass. Because every straight guy is just waiting for one of us to hit on him, right? Jesus, this is the way to get your ass kicked!

 

Don't get me wrong. Phenix absolutely makes me cream my jeans. I just expect it will take a little more effort to score a stud of his caliber.

Edited October 2, 2015 by glennnn

[TruHart1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

 

The naughty parts edited out to make this work on Youtube (pissing, jacking, etc.) would give us all insight on how well these two were actually acting in this particular scene!!!

 

Were we to see the actual uncut scene, the great acting here would definitely becum clear!!!

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

 

The naughty parts edited out to make this work on Youtube (pissing, jacking, etc.) would give us all insight on how well these two were actually acting in this particular scene!!!

 

Were we to see the actual uncut scene, the great acting here would definitely becum clear!!!

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJdbT12iaUw

The accent makes this scene work. Without the "Arnold" accent (some form of Austrian accent?!!) it would just be a

mundane grab-ass flick!

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJdbT12iaUw

The accent makes this scene work. Without the "Arnold" accent (some form of Austrian accent?!!) it would just be a

mundane grab-ass flick!

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4t2LyVzyE

The phone convo with Blake asking his former BF to "make" his partner cheat is especially wonderful for the way it is cut between each side of the conversation. Besides the phenomenally wooden line readings of each actor, the editor has just that tiny bit of too long a pause between each half of the conversation!

 

The "sex scenes" sounds were very well acted though!

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4t2LyVzyE

The phone convo with Blake asking his former BF to "make" his partner cheat is especially wonderful for the way it is cut between each side of the conversation. Besides the phenomenally wooden line readings of each actor, the editor has just that tiny bit of too long a pause between each half of the conversation!

 

The "sex scenes" sounds were very well acted though!

 

TruHart1

[AdamSmith]

I read somewhere that any porn production has two different scriptwriters: one writes the porn scenes, and the other writes the "tweenies," i.e., the story scenes & dialog that string the sex scenes together.

[AdamSmith]

I read somewhere that any porn production has two different scriptwriters: one writes the porn scenes, and the other writes the "tweenies," i.e., the story scenes & dialog that string the sex scenes together.

[geminibear]

I never watch the plot....that's why they make that little 'fast forward' button.

 

I always watch the plot. I like deep masculine voices. If I hear something otherwise I probably will turn it off.

 

Ok being honest I may just put it on mute if they actors are really hot.

 

I have worn our more fast forward buttons than I care to discuss.

[geminibear]

I never watch the plot....that's why they make that little 'fast forward' button.

 

I always watch the plot. I like deep masculine voices. If I hear something otherwise I probably will turn it off.

 

Ok being honest I may just put it on mute if they actors are really hot.

 

I have worn our more fast forward buttons than I care to discuss.

[bigvalboy]

I always watch the plot. I like deep masculine voices. If I hear something otherwise I probably will turn it off.

 

Ok being honest I may just put it on mute if they actors are really hot.

 

I have worn our more fast forward buttons than I care to discuss.

 

Yes 'fast forward' and the all important 'slo-mo' button. On that mode, no voices are heard, and I can concentrate on the sex...

[Phil_musc]

Not only did I wear out the fast-forward button on the remote, I developed arthritis in my index finger.

[+ glennnn]

I wish we would hear things that actually get said when guys fuck each other. It would make the scene more real and hotter.

"Stop, you'll make me cum too soon!"

"Ouch! Wait a few seconds". (Or) "Teeth!"

"Slow down and use your hand, too"

"My turn. You came first last time."

"God, I love your cock". (Or) "ass", "balls", "mouth",....

 

 

Others???

[+ WilliamM]

http://www.boyculture.com/.a/6a00d8341c2ca253ef017d3f55cd04970c-550wi

 

Anything with 1980s porn star John Davonport, esspecially if Mike Hensen & Kevin Williams are also near by as in "Big Guns." I never pay much attention to the plot anyway. I believe John Waters agrees.

[+ purplekow]

Bad porn acting 4 had me laughing out loud. Thanks for posting that

[maninsoma]

"This is my bed, and that's my parent's bed, and this is where I sleep."

 

"Wow! You get 50 bucks and you get pussy, too?"

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video698997/mike_henson-kevin

 

Unfortunately, this isn't the full scene. Whoever posted it edited out the other plot points involving Johnny Davenport.

Edited October 3, 2015 by maninsoma

[Nebost]

I always watch the plot. I like deep masculine voices. If I hear something otherwise I probably will turn it off.

 

Ok being honest I may just put it on mute if they actors are really hot.

 

I have worn our more fast forward buttons than I care to discuss.

 

I always watch the plot too...they are the porn movie equivalent for foreplay

[unsure]

I always watch the plot too...they are the porn movie equivalent for foreplay

 

I agree. I like the plot part as it makes the fantasy more real.

[+ friendofsheila]

I saw one non-porn portion on YouTube, from one of the NextDoor sites.  

A man is wandering about a rural back yard, wearing a backpack.  Someone who lives on the property confronts him.  The wander says he's a runaway and adds "Yeah, go ahead, why don't you hate me, too, for being gay!!"

 

Not preposterous, until I read the comment field, where someone wrote: "The 30-year-old runaway..."