Escorts and Bad Breath

[ready182]

Anyone think the escort reviews on this site should include a question about breath? From my experience, most guys you meet start out good; although with some, the "fresh breath" quality tends to deterioriate over time (say a few hours). Recently I met someone who didn't even start out good -- cute guy, very nice, but his breath was YUCK. Isn't this as important as other "standard" review questions???

 

PS: Yes I recognize that clients can have this problem too!

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>Anyone think the escort reviews on this site should include a

>question about breath?

 

No!!

 

Don't need any useless slots to fill IMO. This fits nicely in the body of the review. You yourself admit " From my experience, most guys you meet

start out good; " thus most of your experiences a just fine, as are mine. You also mention " although with some, the "fresh breath" quality tends to deterioriate over time (say a few hours) " -- as does yours and mine. You want to rate that? Now that is two slots -- intially and then a few hours later. Why not give him gum, altoids, a grasshopper, or share a pepperoni pizza with him. That'll cover up anything. :+

 

Where will it stop? the occasional pit odor -- intially, a few hours later? Nails? Aftershave/cologne? Any or just unpleasant? And who is to decide what is unpleasant?

 

If these unusual instances are worth a comment, then comment in the body of the review experience. . Save the slot fill ins for things of interest that really do vary from guy to guy.

 

Just my opinion.

[+ deej]

I agree with TY.

 

The last review I submitted was MADDENING (although the cause of the review in the first place was fantastic!). We've already got too many things to fill out.

[Chuck50]

Just tell him the Listermint has worn off HUGS Chuck

[KY_TOP]

In answer to your question, No, the form is rather full as it is. You can always say something in your narrative if you feel it is important. I personally have a pack of breath mints on the night stand in plain sight next to their money envelope. Several Escorts, and myself, have ultilized them as the time has grown longer.

[jack]

Actually, from Campus over the years, everybody has been flower fresh although I do like that "pit" smell from time to time for some reason, who the fuck knows. Hence, I would think an escort from an agency is 99% of the time going to meet your expectations. On the contrary, when you pick up somebody down by the train station, what do you expect? With that, bad breath would be a best choice between, say, Bad Breath, The Rash, of The Itch. x( x(

[+ Lucky]

But we do all agree, don't we, that there should be a box for smegma?

[George]

Yes, this should be one of the questions. I usually like a strong underarm odor, but there's no room for bad breath! BTW, there should also be a question about armpit odor! :9

[DaninWA]

A grasshopper?

[Rick Munroe]

Here's a related question: how do you politely, discreetly, nonchalantly yet persuasively get a client to take a Listerine breath strip? Most guys are great and clean and thoughtful and minty-fresh, but sometimes there'll be someone who, although immaculate and attractive and pleasant, has bad breath and just doesn't know. I always have a REALLY hard time with this, because (a) I don't want to hurt their feelings, and (b) I don't want them to feel bad or self-conscious, and therefore © not have a good time. But the subject has been brought up here before, and the advice was to hand them a breath strip. But...what do you do when they refuse?

 

"No, thanks."

"Are you sure? They taste great."

"No, really, I don't need it."

"Well, I took one so this way we'll taste the same."

"I don't really like those."

 

That's the part where I throw in the towel and just deal with it like a good boy. What should I do in cases like that? Do something to shock them so that when they open their mouth to scream, I can pop one in? (I really do watch too many old sitcoms) :o

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>But we do all agree, don't we, that there should be a box for

>smegma?

 

Preferably one with a tight fitting lid by the side of the bed.

[Chuck50]

And we drug this up after almost 2 years? and Why?? HUGS Chuck

[HotdadENYC]

I don't think that adding any MORE questions to the review form addresses the issue. I mean, at what point do we stop getting into the finer details?

 

YOU want smelly arm pits; I don't; YOU want smegma, I don't; you want a funky two day old asshole; I don't.

 

At the very least, I want a clean, showered, disease-free boy that I can mess around with. I always tell him upfront that I like the taste of soap. I also tell him, if rimming is going to be a topic, that I will gladly do that if he is squeaky clean. AND, I always hint and/or intimate that I LIKE to kiss and don't want to taste yesterday's lunch.

 

If you, on the other hand, want bodily smells and some kink, then by all means say so upfront. I know some escorts are into it. I know some are not. Just have to make your choices and preferences clear, upfront.

 

If you want to comment about your escort's particular and singular desire to get into kink, then do it in the narrative of the review that I would hope you post.

 

Regardless of choices, and acceptable levels of kink, I don't think there's ever an excuse for having bad breath. Its just so easy to conquer that any excuse borders on ridiculous.

 

Here are some scenarios you might want to choose from:

 

Client: Thank you, (escort's name) for answering my e-mail and phone call. I've read your profile and rate schedule and I think we might have a really good time together. I'm happy to know that you are a (top, bottom, middle--choose one). But I should tell you that hygiene and cleanliness are VERY important to me, and I want to make sure that we are on the same page. (The discussion should flow freely from there.)

 

Escort: Thank you, (client's name) for your inquiry. I am available to meet with you and I think we will have a good time together. I am a squeeky clean kind of guy, always fresh and showered, clean hair and breath, and I am expecting the same in my companion. I DO NOT engage in any activity which is either unclean or unsafe.

 

Of course, if kink is part of the equation, adjust the discussions accordiingly.

 

But, in my opinion, as a client, I don't mind an escort who has smelly feet, as long as his breath is fresh. I might get off on the former, but won't do anything unless the latter is true.

 

Communication, guys....its the key to a good time.

 

hd NYC

[Rick Munroe]

Chuck, I can't believe I got punk'd. x(

[+ deej]

>Here's a related question: how do you politely, discreetly,

>nonchalantly yet persuasively get a client to take a Listerine

>breath strip?

 

You don't. Not with me, anyway. I hate those things. I've tried them from Listerine and every other maker, even Altoids. (The little tin that dispenses the Altoids strip is *cute*!)

 

But as a smoker I do know I have breath issues and buy Altoids mints in bulk at Costco. I'll pop one of those in my mouth any time. I routinely have peppermint, wintergreen, and cinnamon on hand. Pick your poison.

[noviceny]

>But we do all agree, don't we, that there should be a box for smegma?>

 

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That is so fucken nasty !!!!

 

 

The breath issue I have come across before and this is what I have done. After offering gum and having it rejected, I mention that it is an old wives tale that when someone is offered gum or mints, they can never refuse. When I am asked why I say, all people must accept the gum cause some people really need it and we dont want to single them out. Since that doesnt really make sense many people will become confused and take the gum.

 

If the do not, then tell them that their breath smells.

[+ LIguy]

>Here's a related question: how do you politely, discreetly,

>nonchalantly yet persuasively get a client to take a Listerine

>breath strip? Most guys are great and clean and thoughtful

>and minty-fresh, but sometimes there'll be someone who,

>although immaculate and attractive and pleasant, has bad

>breath and just doesn't know. I always have a REALLY hard

>time with this, because (a) I don't want to hurt their

>feelings, and (b) I don't want them to feel bad or

>self-conscious, and therefore © not have a good time. But

>the subject has been brought up here before, and the advice

>was to hand them a breath strip. But...what do you do when

>they refuse?

>

>"No, thanks."

>"Are you sure? They taste great."

>"No, really, I don't need it."

>"Well, I took one so this way we'll taste the same."

>"I don't really like those."

>

>That's the part where I throw in the towel and just deal with

>it like a good boy. What should I do in cases like that? Do

>something to shock them so that when they open their mouth to

>scream, I can pop one in? (I really do watch too many old

>sitcoms) :o

 

Hmmmmm....roll up one or two breath strips and insert it into your hole and tell him how much you love having your ass eaten...might work...

[Guest RandyRon]

>I don't think that adding any MORE questions to the review

>form addresses the issue. I mean, at what point do we stop

>getting into the finer details?

>

>Communication, guys....its the key to a good time.

>

>hd NYC

>

 

 

Communication sums it up. I'm always up front about the fact that a "ripe" armpit or crotch is OK but his butt hole has to be squeeky clean as I love to rim. I also make it clear that I don't like cologne and do like a fresh mouth. I always keep the mint breath strips handy both on the nightstand and on the bathroom sink and use one along with the escort as I go on the assumption that it's hard to determine if one has bad breath.

 

I also agree that we don't need any more slots to fill. Put it in the descriptive part of the review.

[JT Brooklyn]

HotDad right on the money. "Communication" definitely is the answer to alot of questions that do come up..IF you feel it was that much of a Problem, include it in your review, if after you offered an Altoid or a shot of LISTERINE AND received a NO THANK YOU...Stomach Acid, used in digestion can bring it on, real fast without anyone realizing it. So if either Escort or Client had the wrong combination for Lunch or Supper, it could happen. Personally after 20 yrs of Smoking, and quitting over 10 yrs ago, I cannot handle the kissing with a smoker, for "very long"..Smoke in the lungs, I think impossible to coverup also.. :+ :+ :+

[Guest timgetrum]

email every prospective client a friendly instruction sheet which includes:

 

Mel Rosenberg also offered seven tips for good breath in his Scientific American article of April, 2002.

 

1. Clean the back of your tongue with a scraper or a toothbrush;

2. Eat breakfast - it gets the saliva flowing and cleans the mouth;

3. Stop your mouth from drying out by chewing gum or drinking water;

4. Rinse and gargle with a mouthwash just before sleep. This slows the growth of bacteria overnight;

5. Clean your mouth after you eat/drink smelly foods/drinks such as garlic, curry or coffee. If you eat or drink foods high in proteins, clean between your teeth;

6. Of course, always floss and brush;

7. The most reliable way to check for bad breath is ask a family member to smell you.

 

:-)