Embarrassing situation

[Atlantagaguy]

Hey guys just looking for a little advice. I had sex last night and notice I was a little dirty. It didn’t seem to bother my BF, but it did me. I cleaned my bottom with several warm water douches, was wondering from those that bottom, how do you prepare and what types of equipment do you use? Thanks in advance!

[down_to_business]

Accidents happen. If this is just one mishap amid several successes, you are probably doing everything right and should change absolutely nothing.

 

I use cool water instead of warm and don't do several, just 1 or 2 and not immediately before. I watch my diet the day before and the day of. Finally I take one anti-diarrheal pill about 2-4 hours before. I have no scientific data to back up the pill, but it seems to help me and why mess with success. The only other thing I would do is prepare yourself mentally to let your bad experience go. If you approach it with fear or apprehension that you will have an accident, you are more than likely to have a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[Decatur Guy]

Accidents happen. If this is just one mishap amid several successes, you are probably doing everything right and should change absolutely nothing.

 

I use cool water instead of warm and don't do several, just 1 or 2 and not immediately before. I watch my diet the day before and the day of. Finally I take one anti-diarrheal pill about 2-4 hours before. I have no scientific data to back up the pill, but it seems to help me and why mess with success. The only other thing I would do is prepare yourself mentally to let your bad experience go. If you approach it with fear or apprehension that you will have an accident, you are more than likely to have a self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

I couldn't have said it better.

[+ Cash4Trash]

A couple of days before start eating rice or cheese - something that greats a harder stool and cleans out more easily. I clean out a couple of hours before meeting and then 1/2 hour before I use a dildo to pull out any residual water.

[rvwnsd]

I find that cleaning with more than two or three rinses can lead to some, ahem, mud getting out. I had the same experience with the "deep cleaning" douches. I think they go a little too deep.

[mmk123]

I remember reading years ago that some escort had a link to how to properly prepare yourself before bottoming. For some reason I think it was on Talvin Demachio's site (which he has since retired).

[Rick Munroe]

Streem Master Portable Douche System

 

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[Steven_Draker]

I remember reading years ago that some escort had a link to how to properly prepare yourself before bottoming.

 

That might be helpful

 

http://www.gaytube.com/media/117536/How_to_prepare_to_bottom

[Lookin]

Sometimes, if I'm in a hurry, I call 9-1-1 and ask for Rusty.

 

 

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[kevininsa]

The last few times I've used the organic douche. Suits my needs. Accidently purchased the mineral oil douche once, not only did it create an embarrasing situation, it leaked out for the next 5 hours... AFTER the sex!

[AdamSmith]

Sometimes, if I'm in a hurry, I call 9-1-1 and ask for Rusty.

 

 

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Perfect.

 

I seldom know I'm going to bottom until I notice, Ah, there's a dick in my ass -- how nice!

 

So far, one accident in seven years of being a bottom (learned how late!).

 

The lovely accounts of starting to prep days in advance always make me think of vestal virgins at the Temple of Diana being shut away for a year of purification awaiting the sacrifice.

[Rick Munroe]

The lovely accounts of starting to prep days in advance always make me think of vestal virgins at the Temple of Diana being shut away for a year of purification awaiting the sacrifice.

 

How did they do it in the old days of street cruising? A guy would check you out, grab his dick, say, "Wanna fuck?"...but instead of going back to his place (or some alleyway) to get banged, you'd pull out your little appointment book and say, "How about next Thursday at 3PM? That will give me just enough time to eat rice and cheese and take immodium. Sound good?" Other guy: "Umm...take care now."

[Phil_musc]

"The lovely accounts of starting to prep days in advance always make me think of vestal virgins at the Temple of Diana being shut away for a year of purification awaiting the sacrifice."

 

Yes, indeed. Speaking as one of the lapsed vestal virgins at the Temple of Diana, I find that prayer works really well too. There's just something effective about kneeling on one of the vestal virgin prayer mats (you can pick one up at Home Depot or your favorite religious supply store) and sticking your ass in the air while supplicating to Dionysus or maybe even Rusty from 9-1-1.

But I'm a little older now and I find that a half pound of goat cheese (something about butting heads plays into this) spread on a Ritz cracker just relaxes me and helps me to get into the proper frame of mind. And then if I think clean, pure thoughts, well that just does it fine. I understand also from a young acquaintance who frequently bottoms and wants to always be "ready" with no fuss, no muss, no bother, that Proctor and Gamble or some such company is test-marketing a new pill for just those impromptu kind of liaisons that crop up from time to time - I think they're calling it "Poop-B-Gone." It promises to be a big seller - I can't want to watch the ad campaign. I hear they plan to unveil it during the Super Bowl. As a part of my 401K retirement portfolio, I'm planning to buy stock in the company. A lot.

[seeker630]

How did they do it in the old days of street cruising? A guy would check you out, grab his dick, say, "Wanna fuck?"...but instead of going back to his place (or some alleyway) to get banged, you'd pull out your little appointment book and say, "How about next Thursday at 3PM? That will give me just enough time to eat rice and cheese and take immodium. Sound good?" Other guy: "Umm...take care now."

 

More likely - 's**t happened!'

[AdamSmith]

P.S. Have noted this before, but relevant again here. If I'm about to bottom and realize I probably really should take a quick one beforehand, I find a glycerin suppository works as well as an enema, and without risk of residual water lingering behind to come out at the wrong time.

[Phil_musc]

Excellent tip, Adam.

[Rusty Blue]

That's funny, I don't remember exchanging numbers with you Lookin hehe