Talking Dirty in the Bedroom

[foxy]

I've never been very good at this. I have no trouble talking in the bedroom or expressing myself, it's just when it starts sounding like dialogue from a porn film I start to laugh. Sort of ruins the moment. I just can't keep a straight face. I suppose that's why sense of humour is important to me in a sexual partner. Is laughing in bed, during sex a bad idea? Sometimes I think I'm not taking it seriously enough and that only makes me smile some more. I feel I must be missing out on something. How do I get in touch with my "dark side"?

[Guest Kenny021]

I feel the exact same way that you do except that I can't even engage in '"dirty talk" or whatever you want to call it. "Suck that big dick" or "fuck that tight ass" or similar exchanges reeks of bad porn dialog and, like you, I think it's funny and start laughing and THIS DOES NOT GO VERY WELL with guys who take all this seriously. I recently contacted an escort who posted on this site that he would be visiting my city. I read his reviews (unfortunatley after I contacted him) and realized that he is into this verbal stuff. I AM NOT and while he does state on his website that he can perform in other areas, I think that it would be an "unsatisfying" experience for him to pretend to be enjoying himself while obviously he would be inhibited by "keeping his mouth shut" so to speak. Anyway, like you, I also am NOT INTO the verbal "dirty talk" and if it is done, it's doesn't work for me....I tried a few times and wasn't into it and it really showed. x(

[Rick Munroe]

>Is laughing in bed during sex a bad idea?

 

If it is, then I'm full of bad ideas. I can get pretty intense with my passion but I'm also known to laugh & crack jokes in bed (or on the floor or up against a wall or...). }(

[Rick Munroe]

>"Suck that big dick" or "fuck that tight ass" or similar

>exchanges reeks of bad porn dialog and, like you, I think it's

>funny and start laughing

 

I think that for some guys, porn has just always been their main way of getting off, so it's all they know (I'm not being judgmental; it's an observation). I was with a couple recently who had a porn DVD playing as I walked in the door (why is it always Blake & Jason?), and the two of them kept saying the silliest stuff ("That's right, give him good head!!" or "You like that tight butt, dontcha?!") and I couldn't stop laughing (they didn't seem to mind). I find porn to be distracting & unnecessary as it is (I want to be in the action, not watching it) but when you have live dialogue to go along with it, it's just too much (it was still good sex, though). :7

[Guest sebastian]

I have to agree with Rick, sex isn't supposed to be serious. It's supposed to be fun, and funny.

 

As for the line that I sometimes say which makes me laugh to no end is, "take it like the man you think you are!"

 

Sebastian Valmont

[LovesYng]

>As for the line that I sometimes say which makes me laugh to

>no end is, "take it like the man you think you are!"

 

Now I'm upset:-(, you never said that to me:P

[Rick Munroe]

>As for the line that I sometimes say which makes me laugh to

>no end is, "take it like the man you think you are!"

 

Does the other guy laugh, too?

[Guest jstlooknthx]

I was right there with you guys, until I met a guy that really knew how to talk the talk. Before that it always made me laugh, straining not to roll my eyes in plain view. That was because they were really just mimicking what they thought dirty talk was. This guy was tapping into something primal. He was channeling! He put me right under his spell.

 

So afterwards, I asked him how he got so good at it. He told me it was important to get out of your head. Since that's where the panel of judges lives in all of us, it made since to me. He suggested letting your genitals do the talking. Yep, that's what he said. Stop being you. Clever, clean, hesitant you. Let the words come from your cock. Your asshole. What does your cock want at that moment. Let that feeling come out in words. Yes, this alone is a hysterical idea. There's a good skit in here somewhere. It sure worked of him though.

[Rick Munroe]

>What does your cock want at that moment.

>Let that feeling come out in words.

 

Isn't that Method Fucking?

[Bilbo]

Some guys are too close to each other to really have good, uninhibited sex. (Unless they train themselves for it.) We used to call such close, warm, personal friends "seesters!" One sure sign that sex wasn't going to work between the two of them is that they would have such a good time in bed, laughing and carrying on all night, that they never could quiet down enough to have conventional sex. But the intimacy was phenominal!!! And if you could let yourself feel that, who cared about cumming, fucking, sucking or any of the rest of it? Not with that person, any way. You can predict for yourself which posters around here would probably be aghast and say how terrible that the two guys never got to the only things that really constitute sex. Which is perhaps how laughing in bed got a bad name in certain of the tonier districts in gay town. 3 snaps in a circle! 4 more in a "z".

 

Oh, um, sorry. I got carried away. Butch it up and carry on! }(

[KY_TOP]

One of the first Escorts I hired was a "Porn Star" and he got very verbal while being Fucked. I had never experienced someone verbal before. I didn't laugh then, but it caught me a little off guard.

 

I had never seen any of his videos but bought one after our encounter. That's when I laughed as he was saying the same things in the Video that he had said to me. Been with him several times, always a blast, and I have since become a little verbal myself on occasion. Never had anyone laugh yet, but had one to stop while he was riding my cock and said "what did you say", I'm the one that then started laughing.

[foxy]

>

>So afterwards, I asked him how he got so good at it. He told

>me it was important to get out of your head. Since that's

>where the panel of judges lives in all of us, it made since to

>me. He suggested letting your genitals do the talking.

 

I've heard of letting your "fingers do the walking", but "genitals do the talking"?

Actually, this makes sense to me too. I'm not sure I could do it, but will give it a try. I thought "the panel of judges lives in all of us" was something I understand all too well. Come on dick...speak up! I know I have an evil twin in there somewhere.

[Guest sebastian]

Well, that's cause YOU ARE A REAL MAN!!!

 

 

Sebastian Valmont

[Rick Munroe]

>Well, that's cause YOU ARE A REAL MAN!!!

 

Good save.

[LovesYng]

I knew their was a reason why I liked you

 

Money talks and bull shit walks:+

[LovesYng]

I myself when I'm with one of my regulars we both really get into the dirty talk, it is so fuckin hot and I know we both mean what we are saying. I also been with other escorts that try the dirty talking and yes I start laughing because it sounds (and is) so fake, I normally ask the fake to stop the dirty talk. A few times in the past with these escorts our time together ends earlier than I planned...

 

 

Money talks and bull shit walks:+

[Rick Munroe]

>we both really get

>into the dirty talk, it is so fuckin hot and I know we both

>mean what we are saying.

 

You're right...when it's real & organic, it isn't funny; it's very hot. When I'm getting blown, I do get verbal...I like to "direct" & tell the cocksucker exactly how I like to get done, and pepper it with "fuck yeah" a lot. And I do find it a big turn-on to be told how to suck, too. Another hot variation...having the guy ignore me but tell someone else (Derek or whoever's there) how well I'm doing. Fuckin' hot! }(

[+ Cash4Trash]

I'm one of those who really likes things to get verbal in the bedroom.

First, like Rick, if I'm giving you head let me know your likes and dislikes. A job worth doing and all that.

Secondly, I think I eroticize abusive language because in school

I was called names daily by all the hot guys I desperately wanted to

suck off. If you get a boner looking at a guy while he's calling you

names you naturally put the two together.

However, the talk has to be real. It can't be faked and in my case

it's all for fun, don't try it outside the bedroom. Best in New York

is a guy I reviewed Matt Muscle.

Funniest is a regular of mine who starts playing with my nipples and asks "Can I fuck you? Are you going to let me fuck you?" Since he ain't getting out of the apartment unless he fucks me it always cracks me up.

[Luv2play]

I totally agree with you in that if there is going to be any action, I want to be at the center of it, and not have any distracting bs from a video screen intrude, sound or just visuals. I think what turned me off a lot of "dirty talk" were those old Jeff Stryker flics, with his endless "suck my big cock, suck my..."etc. But some "dirty talk" I like, especially if it's used sparingly and centers on the desires of my partner, like " I want you to suck my dick", or "eat my ass". And of course, appreciative sounds are always welcomed. Total silence can be ok in certain situations, but a nice oral backdrop does enhance the action in my view.

[Guest Hijnx]

Nothing hotter than excellent hot talk in bed. Love it whispered in my ear as he's humping my backside. You know, that gasping, grunting, "open up for me, baby..." especially when I know his words are a response to my efforts. The words have to be congruent with the activity.

Two erotic-killing phrases that end it all for me: Jeff Stryker's "You like that big dick, don't you?" and "Mother of God!!" When Father said that one to me after Mass one morning as he dribbled down my chin, I knew I no longer wanted to be a priest!

[Rick Munroe]

>that gasping, grunting, "open up for me, baby..." especially

>when I know his words are a response to my efforts.

 

Yeah, that's good. You just got me hard again, Hijnx. You're on a roll. }(

[LovesYng]

>Yeah, that's good. You just got me hard again, Hijnx. You're

>on a roll. }(

 

Not knowing you it sounds like it don't take much for you to get HARD

 

 

When in doubt I whip it out:+

[Rick Munroe]

>Not knowing you it sounds like

>it don't take much for you to get HARD

 

LOL; you got me there. I even got excited by my new CD purchase yesterday (Who's Next) because Roger is buttoning up his fly after pissing & I wanted to blow him. :9

 

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