Distaste for Semen

[chrismac]

I wanted to see if I was the only gay man out there that feels this way:

 

I dislike cum.

 

As soon as I taste precum, I want to gag. And when someone shoots it on me, I can't wait to wash it off. The worst is when it sort of gets cool, then dries all sticky. Yuck! x(

 

For the benefit of making the scene hotter with some of my dates, I pretend it's "HOT" - then, after the requisite 48 seconds of basking in the afterglow, I'm usually the first to say, "Shower?"

 

I don't like to cum on other guys either. I usually aim away unless specifically asked to aim at a certain body part.

 

I was asked not long ago by a very hot twentysomething if he could shoot at my face. I solved the dilemma by licking his balls, causing him to shoot over my ear, but I still got a substantial amount of goo on my shoulder and back. Man, did he have a load! I felt like I'd been slimed.

 

Fortunately, almost all the escorts I've ever been with don't seem to want to shoot their load (saving it for more clients, or their boyfriends, or whatever) - which is just FINE with me. While some clients make this a big deal - I'm sure many escorts are relieved when they find a client like me who isn't really into that.

 

One of the few times an escort did want to shoot, he asked, "Where do you want me to shoot it?" I said, "Over there" and pointed behind him to the mirror - easier to clean up.

 

Anybody else feel like this? Does it cause issues with LTR boyfriends, especially if they want you to swallow? God, just the idea of that makes me nauteous.

[Paul Revere]

Chris;

 

I think that you are in the minority on this one.

 

It sounds like you have some sort of obsessive/compulsive thing going on here. Do you have other cleanliness issues? Are you compulsive about washing your hands?

 

Oh well, stay clean or see a shrink.

[axebahia]

This is the same as men who gag at the idea of eating pussy! Both positions are ridiculous!

[Rick Munroe]

Rick to the Rescue

 

Next time someone wants to shoot an icky ol' load on you, give me a call. I'll run over & let you use my bare chest as a shield. }(

[LovesYng]

RE: Rick to the Rescue

 

>Next time someone wants to shoot an icky ol' load on you,

>give me a call. I'll run over & let you use my bare chest as

>a shield. }(

 

Can I lick it off:+

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Rick to the Rescue

 

>Can I lick it off

 

Yes, but don't try to kiss me afterwards. :*

[LovesYng]

RE: Rick to the Rescue

 

Cool:+

[+ glutes]

RE: Rick to the Rescue

 

Which brings me to the old joke of:

Gay guy is departing for work and sees his lover jerking-off in a rubber. When questioned why the lover says, "I'm packing your lunch!"

[Guest ncm2169]

If the Bird of Peace is the Dove, what's the Bird of True Love?

 

The Swallow. :9

 

It's an acquired taste, Chrismac.

 

Much like single-malt Scotch, a fine Bordeaux, an aged cognac, a Havana Upmann, or sweetbreads. :+

[Guest bottomboykk]

I love the taste of precum, but do not like the taste of cum. The thought of swallowing turns me on, but the act itself I don't like. And my stomach invariable starts heaving the cum back up on the very rare occasions I do swallow it.

 

I do love getting cum shot on me (not so much on my face where it's too easy to get in the eyes...OUCH!). Now, granted, when it gets all sticky, it's a bit of a mess, but I do love it when there's a real cummy mess all over us.

[VaHawk]

You're probably in the minority, especially with people who love to suck cock, me included. Man, that's the best part for me, especially if the other guy is a young dude (they always taste the sweetest and shoot the most). BTW, can I have your ticket to the National Bukkake Convention? :7

[taylorky]

hee hee i remember my first time .........i did'nt know what the hell it was when it happened

[VaHawk]

Oh, my God, what the heck was that? GAG GAG! http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/lilly/aha1blue.gif

[+ Charlie]

I'd be curious to know whether you came out pre- or post-AIDS? When I came out, in the Eisenhower years, semen was an innocuous body fluid (for another man), but since it was identified as a carrier of HIV, many gay men have regarded it with fear. I have never found the taste unpleasant, nor have I minded having it on me, although I note that almost all escorts seem to assume that I want to clean it (theirs or mine) off as soon as I have cum--the offer of a towel, washcloth, or hot shower is almost instantaneous. It is slightly unpleasant

once it dries, but is easily removed.

 

What I really hate is getting pubic hairs in my throat.

[Flower]

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] I love cum--I love gushes and gushes of cum}(

 

I love to fall asleep with freshly spewed cum from both of us rubbed all over us }( }( so that when we awake we stick together:+

 

I love cum squirted from a sexiboi standing over me onto my face:9

 

I love cum all over my chest squirted from a sexiboi on his knees straddling my dick

 

I love cum squirted in big globs from all sizes of nice dicks and cocks;)

 

But most of all, I love cum to squirt and squirt and squirt in my mouth :o

 

Yes, you could say I love cum alright:+

[Guest JT]

RE: Rick to the Rescue

 

>Next time someone wants to shoot an icky ol' load on you,

>give me a call. I'll run over & let you use my bare chest as

>a shield. }(

 

Let's share Rick! Don't be selfish...hehe...and yes, I LOVE cum!

 

JT:9

[jack]

:-) Nothing like sucking a spent cock.

[Guest Bitchboy]

Well, Chris, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not a cum fan either. That's why I always try to shoot my load in a condom while it rests inside a pretty bubble butt - well maybe "rests" is the wrong word.

[CT Dick]

So, you don't find this attractive, I take it:

 

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Even without a body attached, I find it REAL hot.

 

Dick

[Guest ncm2169]

Dick, you/we need a membership/username & password to Amazonaboy.com to view this pic. The window pops up as soon as I click on this thread. x(

[Guest bottomboykk]

NOW I understand why that popped up! It was slightly delayed, and I'd already gone on to another page and the password window appeared. I couldn't figure out what was going on!

 

Guys, you should know better. Never post a pic or link that requires a password!

[Denver Traveler]

As an oral-aholic I love the taste of cum, EXCEPT when the guy has been drinking. Not sure if its psychological or not, but for some reason the cum just tastes weird if the guy is drunk. :9

[Guest BenAJ]

I usually have no problem with 99% of guys but I don't like guys that precum a lot...I mean super oozing. Also, some guys precum doesn't taste good at all...this one guy's was really bad..I felt like puking.

 

Maybe I was just allergic to him...

 

Thankfully....I do my job so well it didnt last too long..

[Luv2play]

I can see that this is one story where you REALLY are "sticking to it"! Flower, you said it all for me, I just luv cum. :9

[Rick Munroe]

>I love cum all over my chest squirted from a sexiboi on his

>knees straddling my dick

 

We need to meet, Flower. }(