Mouth Wide Open

[+ glutes]

So you become friends with a massage therapist you have been seeing for last 2 years. At his encouragement you do a early morning bike ride through Golden Gate Park, and pull up to a decent restaurant for breakfast. He starts consuming said breakfast, and somehow never closes his mouth!

Do you suggest to him to close his mouth while eating, and if so - how do you do it delicately? You aren't his Mother...

Or skip the whole thing, and move on?

[+ Lucky]

We all have our faults, glutes. How much do you like the person? If a lot, then ignore it. If not so much, sayonara.

[bigvalboy]

So you become friends with a massage therapist you have been seeing for last 2 years. At his encouragement you do a early morning bike ride through Golden Gate Park, and pull up to a decent restaurant for breakfast. He starts consuming said breakfast, and somehow never closes his mouth!

Do you suggest to him to close his mouth while eating, and if so - how do you do it delicately? You aren't his Mother...

Or skip the whole thing, and move on?

 

I say go with your gut...it is rarely wrong. Sometimes you just have to move on.

[+ Lucky]

bigvalboy, at the Palm Springs Weekend, we allow guys to eat with their mouth open. We feel that in the scheme of things it is a small matter, and we would rather have their company than not.

We do draw the line at cumming on someone's chest. If you are going to do that, it must be done where all can see, but preferably not at the dinner.

[bigvalboy]

It is of my opinion, that it really comes down to who is one that is eating with there mouth open. Now if were say, Mathew Rush then I would just turn him face down on the bed so I couldn't see him eating with his mouth open, then cum all over his back. That way I solve both problems. Oh yeah, one more thing, I would leave the door open (my room faces the pool) so that everyone could see..."And a fun time was had by all"

[down_to_business]

You tell him the truth but only if you are the kind of guy that tells an escort that you know it was all fantasy/pretend

[Lookin]

Perhaps you could ask the waiter to bring him an extra napkin. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

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[GoodFella69]

Glutes, If I were in your situation, I wouldn't say anything to your friend/massage therapist. But I would darn sure avoid having future meals with him.

 

Goodfella

[bigvalboy]

Hope Glutes sees this one...hhhmmm:eek:

[raulgmanzo]

Glutes, If I were in your situation, I wouldn't say anything to your friend/massage therapist. But I would darn sure avoid having future meals with him.

 

Goodfella

 

But what if they otherwise enjoy meals together?

 

I'm pretty sure I could find a way to delicately mention it and in the end

maybe he needs to keep his mouth open because he has blocked sinuses,

but give the guy a chance.

 

Sure he may feel bad but not as bad as you simply avoiding future meals.

 

If it were me and I realized years later that someone avoided me for a bad habit I had I'd be really reeally really hurt that I

wasn't give a chance to correct it, or at least explain it and perhaps come up with another way of dealing with it or a substitute activity.

 

Call me an idealist but I truly believe communication can solve most anything.

 

You'll have a better relationship in the long run.

[bigvalboy]

Raul...I sent you an email.

[raulgmanzo]

Raul...I sent you an email.

 

What's the matter? Was I typing with my mouth open? Or did you know that I was drooling all over myself while

reading some of the more salacious posts sprinkled through the forum this evening? Can't help it just thinking

about my Los Angeles trip (day after tomorrow) has me extra horny.

 

Ok ok I'll close my mouth and check my inbox.

[maxwellissmart]

You can get away with a lot of critiques if you inject a little humor into them.

[Cooper]

He starts consuming said breakfast, and somehow never closes his mouth!

 

Bro.Glutes, You know you're going to regret opening your mouth about this.... Looking forward to our next meal together!

[Samai139]

Your massage therapist must have many things going for him. You have seen him on a professional basis for two years and now it has developed into a friendship, of a sort. Perhaps you could take the advice that was given by several posters in a thread about errors in spelling, grammar, etc., here: enjoy the content, humour, intent and ignore the irritating bits? Most of us have to compromise in life or end up alone and miserable.

[+ glutes]

Sayonara Mister Gifted Massage Therapist. I can overlook a lot, but I find eating food with less finesse than a cow --- repulsive.

 

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[+ glutes]

Massage therapists eating with their mouths open is one thing, but even low class Presidents do it too...

 

[bigvalboy]

Massage therapists eating with their mouths open is one thing, but even low class Presidents do it too...

 

 

:eek:....Why am I not surprised!