A Letter to Santa

[Steven_Draker]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5479/lettersanta.jpg

 

[leigh.bess.toad]

I guess we know this kid's orientation already, don't we?? lol

 

Thanks for the laugh, Steven.

[Rick Munroe]

I guess we know this kid's orientation already, don't we?? lol

 

How so? You can tell whether someone's gay or not by their taste in music or dislike of baseball? That's quite a talent, Lee!

[Toulouse]

I guess we know this kid's orientation already, don't we??

 

HaHa. Yep, looks like Tommy was "Born This Way"!

[Rick Munroe]

Steven, there is no Lady Gaga doll currently being marketed so perhaps that's why Santa hasn't brought it. Tommy ain't a bright one.

[Steven_Draker]

How so? You can tell whether someone's gay or not by their taste in music or dislike of baseball?

 

He he, it should be the 'doll' thing ...

[leigh.bess.toad]

One year asking for a Gaga doll, okay. Two years, maybe. Three? And considering it's Gaga. And his obviously loathsomeness for baseball. If nothing else, it sure sounds like his parents are worried about it, otherwise why force baseball down a kid's throat if he isn't interested at all.

 

Is it a certainty? Absolutely not. But as a wise man once said "the race is not always to the swift, the battle not always to the strong. But that's the way to bet".

[+ glutes]

Steven, there is no Lady Gaga doll currently being marketed so perhaps that's why Santa hasn't brought it. Tommy ain't a bright one.

 

Maybe not marketed, but I am sure Santa can get one...

 

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2009/12/Lady-Gaga-Doll-2.jpg

[bigvalboy]

Steven, there is no Lady Gaga doll currently being marketed so perhaps that's why Santa hasn't brought it. Tommy ain't a bright one.

 

Maybe Tommy is brighter than think. Santa doesn't buy anything, he makes all his toys. So why can't Santa just make a Lady Gaga doll in his workshop? Maybe Glutes could e-mail Santa the pic he just posted so Santa would have some idea of what the doll should look like. But you and I both know that some of Santa's little helpers must know something about Lady Gaga.

[bigvalboy]

Steven...as all ways, funny shit.

[+ friendofsheila]

I don't think that's a real letter, Steven.

[bigvalboy]

Can't believe you just said that!!! Next you will be telling everyone that there is no Santa....

[Steven_Draker]

I don't think that's a real letter, Steven.

 

I see someone is quick on the uptake ;-)

[orbital sander]

How many little kids can spell capiche correctly...

[rvwnsd]

How many little kids can spell capiche correctly...

 

Three years ago Santa brought Tommy a dictionary and a thesaurus, that's how.

[bigvalboy]

Three years ago Santa brought Tommy a dictionary and a thesaurus, that's how.

 

A thesaurus and dictionary for Christmas? No wonder little Tommy is pissed off...Let me see here...uuummm thesaurus, Lady Gaga, thesaurus, Lady Gaga....

[Steven_Draker]

I think I found out why Santa Claus wouldn't send a Gaga doll to little Tommy ...

 

[video=youtube;3uXpiUpdjrc]

[justaguy]

This explains so much. Grandma got run over by a reindeer and Santa was spiked by a pair of stilettos. Steven, thanks for the laugh

[Bosguy]

Thanks Steven. That was super funny. I love the real traditions of the holiday, but it does get too intense and meaningless after a while. Now when I start to "Scrooge" and people want to know what's wrong, I can simply throw on a pair of stilettos and say "I'm Lady Gagaing"!

 

Boston Bill

[+ Charlie]

How many little kids can spell capiche correctly...

 

A few, but Tommy isn't one of them. It's spelled "capisce" (from the Italian verb "capire"=to understand).

[Steven_Draker]

"You wanna fuck with me?"

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/onikami/8465b7e2335dd2e.jpg

[+ Archer]

I guess we know this kid's orientation already, don't we?? lol

 

Yeah, Mafia enforcer!

[orbital sander]

A few, but Tommy isn't one of them. It's spelled "capisce" (from the Italian verb "capire"=to understand).

apparently big kids get it wrong too...