Any goofy reasons you chose not to hire someone?

[Guest]

I like this guy's ad http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=163822

in which he says "NO PRIVATE CALLS!, IT'S RUDE". As if we hired escorts to teach us etiquette. I also won't hire escorts who won't list a price. When I want to haggle, I'll go to a Middle Eastern bazaar to shop for carpets. The only way I will hire an escort without seeing his face and bare torso is if there aren't any escorts in that town who'll show their face and torso. Like many other clients, I suspect, I cannot take calls where I work or at home, so I won't hire someone who isn't willing to either communicate by e-mail, or immediately answer his phone.

[instudiocity]

Does that mean: I ain't never seen a pretty dick? OR All dicks are pretty, it's the asshole behind it that makes all the difference!

When scrolling through the list of adds on a site like Rent Boy for example, I ignore all the ones with dick pix. I agree with seeker: A picture of a dick in a hand is not going to get me to open the add.

[kevininsa]

my goofy reasons

 

1) Would really like them to have at least one photo smiling.

2) Would really like a torso shot... can even skip the cock pic.

3) No rate is an immediate pass.

4) BB, scat, fisting are immediate passes.

5) Escort prefers calls or No emails. Really? You prefer calls. I prefer emails. Maybe it's a shyness thing. IDK. Regardless, it's difficult for me to overcome. So unless you're prepared to answer my email, I won't be calling. I will give you my phone # in the second email, but calling is difficult. Stupid issue I know, but life happens.

 

Kevin

[+ azdr0710]

after a very friendly, professional email inquiry with some questions asked, I sometimes get:

 

"sounds cool....gimme a call when you're in town"

 

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[whipped guy]

A "goofy" reason to hire...

 

I had the same experience - and I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same guy! I wasn't looking for an aggressive personality.

Well let’s just say this so-called unsmiling guy turned out to be the most friendly, good-natured, and amiable escorts that I have ever met… a real keeper… and he was able to satisfy my needs in a way that was inimitable… That such a nice guy... a good guy could be aggressive, yet intimate, and such a great lover proved to be the ultimate turn on! Yes, as I said the best of "best of both worlds"… and I did mention that he had the "body of a god" as well! So, actually the best of ALL worlds!

 

Incidentally, I hate the short hand type of email responses as well... such as :"c u then." This guy wrote in complete sentences that were properly organized into paragraphs... and that is part of what made me ultimately hire him... so perhaps a "goofy reason to hire"... but having a brain is the key to success and this guy has a brain!

After all the brain is ultimately the largest and most important sexual organ!

[bobchitown]

Goofy pictures.

A picture where the guy obviously cut out his girlfriend - you can still see her arm around his shoulder.

Guys who say "I'm new to this" or "I'm broke and need some cash". Hey, I'm paying for a professional, not an amateur.

Language that makes the guy sound like a punk - ditto on names like "PunkSkaterBoi"

Requests for too much personal information - one guy wanted me to fill out a form for his consideration.

Ads that say "send me a picture" do not get any response.

ARMPITS staring me in the face - sorry, we all have our turnons - pits aren't one of mine.

Pictures that have been used for 10 years or more.

[whipped guy]

Yeah... beware of the girlfriend's arm and other body parts!

 

Goofy pictures.

A picture where the guy obviously cut out his girlfriend - you can still see her arm around his shoulder.

 

Pictures that have been used for 10 years or more.

Yeah, the guy I hired that had the female arm around him was not one of my best hires... plus I think the pic was ten years old as well!!!

 

Also, I once hired a guy that had a pic showing him on top of another body... on close inspection there were a couple of boobs on the other person... It was a good but not great hire.

 

As for the ten year old pics... for years one guy showed a pic with a "six-pack"... of course ten years later that had morphed into a "beer belly"...

[seeker630]

Well let’s just say this so-called unsmiling guy turned out to be the most friendly, good-natured, and amiable escorts that I have ever met… a real keeper… and he was able to satisfy my needs in a way that was inimitable… That such a nice guy... a good guy could be aggressive, yet intimate, and such a great lover proved to be the ultimate turn on! Yes, as I said the best of "best of both worlds"… and I did mention that he had the "body of a god" as well! So, actually the best of ALL worlds!

 

Incidentally, I hate the short hand type of email responses as well... such as :"c u then." This guy wrote in complete sentences that were properly organized into paragraphs... and that is part of what made me ultimately hire him... so perhaps a "goofy reason to hire"... but having a brain is the key to success and this guy has a brain!

After all the brain is ultimately the largest and most important sexual organ!

 

Hi Whipped,

Just in case it wasn't clear, I was agreeing with you. I was looking for a somewhat different experience than yours and he delivered beautifully.

[whipped guy]

Hi Whipped,

Just in case it wasn't clear, I was agreeing with you. I was looking for a somewhat different experience than yours and he delivered beautifully.

Hey seeker! No problemo! I knew that!!!! ... and I am sure he "delivered beautifully" indeed!!!!!!!!!!

[Decatur Guy]

The wrong name is a big turn-off for me, too. In Atlanta, there are a lot of ads with names like THUGZILLA, KILLA DICK, or they'll do something like DICKYOUDOWNWITH10INCHES.

 

I'm sometimes physically attracted to the person in the picture, but the street talk makes me fear for my safety to contact the person.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Yeah..I have a goofy reason..if I write to somebody and they respond back to me using any vowels whatsoever in the email...then I have a hard time pursuing it further

 

(I hope all of you know I'm just kidding here...)

 

 

Maybe they're Welsh since they don't seem to have any vowels. Sort of like how all the consonants fell out of the boats on the way to the Hawaiian Islands.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Well, since the OP mentioned "goofy reasons", I almost didn't hire a guy because he didn't smile in any of his face pics... but then again at that point in time I was looking for someone with an aggressive personality and I somehow thought that ultimately he might possess the type of demeanor that I was seeking... not to mention that he had the body of a god... As a result, I gave him a shot. As it turned out he had a great smile and I almost melted when he opened the door... So I got the best of both worlds...

 

He has since added a smiley face or two to his pics... and they are by far the best in his portfolio...

 

Trying to figure out who it is. Could be one of a couple Ah the joys of having too many to choose from.

[Mocha]

The wrong name is a big turn-off for me, too. In Atlanta, there are a lot of ads with names like THUGZILLA, KILLA DICK, or they'll do something like DICKYOUDOWNWITH10INCHES.

 

I'm sometimes physically attracted to the person in the picture, but the street talk makes me fear for my safety to contact the person.

 

LOL, this thread had me laughing non-stop...but its true.

 

Some people need to do some research before putting their ads on the air.

[Decatur Guy]

LOL, this thread had me laughing non-stop...but its true.

 

Some people need to do some research before putting their ads on the air.

 

LOL. I suppose there are folks who want the "thug experience." Otherwise, why are so many posts like that? But it's not for me. And it's too bad, because I've stayed away from some ads and escorts, that if worded differently, I probably would have made a call at least. Some really hot-looking guys have turned me off with the YO BITCH, SUCK DIS NINE INCHES crap.

[+ Shoreboy]

I loved this topic since I can agree with almost everything everyone has said...

 

My prime reasons for not hiring someone are similar to the others

 

#1. No emails....I always like to connect via email first and then find some sort of rapport.

 

#2. An email response to my detailed email with just "yup"...or one word answers like "sounds cool"...listen you are in the marketing business and you need to at least keep your potential customer interested.

 

#3. I too turn away from guys that classifty themselves as "totally straight"....turn off for me

 

#4. I laugh at some of the bizarre names that people give themselves as have been mentioned before. I may laugh but will never hire.

 

Marketing skills is not rocket science....so I would hope that a lot of escorts would read this thread and take to heart some of our sincere suggestions.

[seeker630]

I loved this topic since I can agree with almost everything everyone has said...

 

My prime reasons for not hiring someone are similar to the others

 

#1. No emails....I always like to connect via email first and then find some sort of rapport.

 

#2. An email response to my detailed email with just "yup"...or one word answers like "sounds cool"...listen you are in the marketing business and you need to at least keep your potential customer interested.

 

#3. I too turn away from guys that classifty themselves as "totally straight"....turn off for me

 

#4. I laugh at some of the bizarre names that people give themselves as have been mentioned before. I may laugh but will never hire.

 

Marketing skills is not rocket science....so I would hope that a lot of escorts would read this thread and take to heart some of our sincere suggestions.

 

I suspect that the escorts most guilty of these points (especially #4 & #2) are not the type of escorts who read these forums, unfortunately.

[down_to_business]

Wanted to share another humorous ad I found.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=176351&scid=52577819&sp=11&pos=220&locid=&iid=68314

 

Escort name: Hunter Humpert

 

Tagline: If you and I were both squirrels I'd store my nuts in your hole!

[Toulouse]

When an escort lists "Sometimes Safe" in his profile, I immediately pass on him. Even if he's the hottest stud alive.