Friday Funnies

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[beachboy]

Not if you want to live beyond the reception!

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http://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/055d376a997dce997a7c7410314967e3473e02-v5-wm.jpg?v=0

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[+ pepa_e_mango]

I used to drink this stuff when I was a kid...

[beachboy]

Me

I used to drink this stuff when I was a kid...

Me too. That explains a lot !

[+ pepa_e_mango]

Me

Me too. That explains a lot !

 

Yes; dad once caught me with my best friend's cock in my mouth and said that's what made me gay; I guess he never saw this add!

[beachboy]

Talk about syncronicity-my dad caught me with my best friend's cock in my hand! Didn't stop him buying Ovaltine though!

[+ honcho]

Mea Culpa for not posting this on friday ... an oldie but goodie with some purient interest:

 

[+ poolboy48220]

Mea Culpa for not posting this on friday ... an oldie but goodie with some purient interest:

 

Too funny. The muppets managed to get some amazing guest stars.

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[RealAvalon]

A dumb joke from Facebook. I like my men, the way I like my coffee. Falling off the roof of my car as I exit the driveway.

[Kevin Slater]

A dumb joke from Facebook. I like my men, the way I like my coffee. Falling off the roof of my car as I exit the driveway.

I like my women the way I like my coffee.

 

I don't like coffee.

 

Kevin Slater

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[RealAvalon]

I was watching the Two Popes on Netflix and there is a (what I've been told is a classic) Argentinian joke

Question: How does an Argentinian kill himself

Answer: He climbs to the top of his ego and jumps off

 

@latbear4blk It struck me as rude enough that an Argentinian would laugh at it. Or it could be totally offensive. I wasn't sure.

 

Much along the lines of the German/French joke.

Angela Merkel arrives at the French border and the guard asks her: "Occupation?" And Angela says,"no, just visiting."

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Yes; dad once caught me with my best friend's cock in my mouth and said that's what made me gay; I guess he never saw this add!

 

Talk about syncronicity-my dad caught me with my best friend's cock in my hand! Didn't stop him buying Ovaltine though!

 

Speaking of being caught with a buddy:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzn0QzcKeA

[+ azdr0710]

Speaking of being caught with a buddy:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzn0QzcKeA

 

and you're back......uhhh......with a bang!........thanks for that little clip!......great-looking dudes

[beachboy]

Speaking of being caught with a buddy:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzn0QzcKeA

Now that brings back vivid memories!

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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?"

“No, go right ahead,” the widow replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora,” and sits back down.

“Thanks,” she says, “that means a lot."

Another man asks: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man proceeds to say: “Water pit.” The widow replies: "Thanks. I know you mean well."

Another man comes up and asks if he also could say a couple of words. The widow says that would be nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Being alive." The widow says, "Thank you. He would have liked that."

[Guest]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=356663201610191

[+ oldNbusted]

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