TruHart1 Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 TruHart1 marylander1940, + honcho and BabyBoomer 3
+ jeezopete Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 A celebrated hypnotist was performing at the senior center. “And now, ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “I’m going to put you all into a trance.” Holding up a beautiful old watch on a chain, he said, “Please keep your eyes on this watch. It’s a very special one, by the way, because it’s been in my family for more than two hundred years.” As he spoke, he began to swing the watch slowly back and forth, back and forth. “Keep your eyes on the watch,” he said again and again. Suddenly, the watch slipped off its chain and shattered on the floor. “Shit!” yelled the hypnotist. It took the custodians two days to clean the room. + BlueSky and + azdr0710 2
+ Gar1eth Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 Seen on Scruff: "I want a man with good Christian values. And when I say 'Christian,' I mean Christian Grey!!" Gman
instudiocity Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 But where's the joke? Gman ??♂️ Uh, he’s got a clap on his buttocks????
+ Gar1eth Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 But where's the joke? Gman ??♂️ Uh, he’s got a clap on his buttocks???? Doesn't everyone go into their urologist like that? Gman
+ sam.fitzpatrick Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) The last time I had a prostate exam, the doctor had me bend over and said, this may hurt a little. Without thinking, I said, "I doubt it." Edited July 8, 2019 by sam.fitzpatrick + BlueSky, keefer and BabyBoomer 3
Guest Posted July 7, 2019 Posted July 7, 2019 The last time I had a prostrate exam, the doctor had me bend over and said, this may hurt a little. Without thinking, I said, "I doubt it."
rvwnsd Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 http://cdn.thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny-motto.jpg + jeezopete and + BlueSky 2
rvwnsd Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 http://cdn.thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny-nutjuice.jpg beachboy 1
mike carey Posted July 21, 2019 Posted July 21, 2019 [MEDIA=twitter]1152504764984254464[/MEDIA] + jeezopete, + tassojunior and beachboy 3
mike carey Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 I looked at this and wondered what it was trying to say, clicked on it to see if it linked to something deep and meaningful. [MEDIA=twitter]1152936315698188289[/MEDIA] Slowly the penny dropped. This was BBC News' successful entry in the Twitter 'Stating the Bleeding Obvious' prize for 2019.
mike carey Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 Twitter can be hell, but there are things that keep drawing me back. [MEDIA=twitter]1154151060002336768[/MEDIA] prof, Kevin Slater, rvwnsd and 2 others 5
Guest Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 “The scene is the bar car of a train somewhere between Paris and Antwerp,” Edwards confesses. “A waiter asks a question in French which I loosely translated to ‘Would you care for a drink?’ I reply, ‘Cote du Rhone, si vous plait’ in practiced French. To which the waiter (now speaking very clear English) responds, ‘I am not your fucking waiter; I am the conductor. Now, could I have your ticket please.’”
Guest Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 I should've stayed home today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9PAgPg838
Guest Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Oops http://www.trend-chaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ladder-fail-72124.jpg http://www.trend-chaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/contractorfails-train-67940.jpg
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