AdamSmith Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 And the worse moment when you realize...."Yes. Yes I do." If anybody actually believes and accepts that, he is indulging what Arthur C. Clarke identified in his Profiles of the Future as either a failure of imagination, or a failure of nerve. Grow a pair, construct the reality you want, and move in. + glennnn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1794427754140043 AdamSmith and Zman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 http://img.image-storage.com/2029185840/cb0f51a976664.jpg beachboy, bigvalboy, AdamSmith and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 http://img.image-storage.com/2029185840/cb0f51a976664.jpg Hole isn't nearly large enough. Kevin Slater AdamSmith, beachboy, + glennnn and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachboy Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Hole isn't nearly large enough. Kevin Slater Maybe they do an XXL size!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. They are box seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that it's the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She'll be the one in the white dress. Kevin Slater Edited December 30, 2016 by Kevin Slater Zman, + WmClarke, + sam.fitzpatrick and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Kevin Slater + quoththeraven, rvwnsd, + WmClarke and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 http://31.media.tumblr.com/7dc93e728e3790b0f9ebc261b4f21377/tumblr_mxypv3IGab1s6vo7to1_400.gif + WmClarke, AdamSmith, + quoththeraven and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. They are box seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that it's the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She'll be the one in the white dress. Kevin Slater reminds me of this classic from Brad Paisley....great lyrics, as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 #Straya Warning: Not everyone will think this is funny. + Oliver, + José Soplanucas, Zman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 reminds me of this classic from Brad Paisley....great lyrics, as usual I'd do Brad and let him do me. He's CUTE! + azdr0710, + WmClarke and AdamSmith 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/120109_cn-cheer-up_p465.jpg + honcho, Zman, bigvalboy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 http://comicsidontunderstand.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bc.png + quoththeraven, beachboy, + azdr0710 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 AdamSmith, + quoththeraven and + honcho 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Warning: Not everyone will think this is funny. My ex for instance. He was one time at a friend's house taking a poop. It turned out to be a big one, he decided he'd better flush mid-go to guard against clogging the antiquated toilet -- and the water unexpectedly rose to engulf more than the tip of HIS dangling snake! He came home and told me the story in the most disgusted tone I'd ever heard him use. It had me laughing the rest of the day. (This still being the good first half of our relationship, that was the expected & acceptable reaction.) + deej and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Horsing around with Philosophy 101: TruHart1 Zman, MsGuy, + glennnn and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" Kevin Slater + Oliver and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 http://www.horsehead.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horse-pun-3-300x237.jpg http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201501_2311_ccgdc_sm.jpg http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Funny-jokes-6-Plastic-Horses.jpg http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201604_1238_gbgid_sm.png http://jokes4laugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Horse-Jokes-4.jpg http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/94027435gfhhg_sm.jpg + honcho, + quoththeraven, Zman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 (edited) TruHart1 GROAN "Putting the Hoss before the Cartright." -- Red Skelton P.S. Of course that should be "Putting the Cartwright before the Hoss." Fruits of posting while asleep. Edited January 3, 2017 by AdamSmith + quoththeraven, + honcho and TruHart1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 A horny stallion walks into a gay bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy that keeps saying, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" + azdr0710, beachboy, + honcho and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 #Straya Warning: Not everyone will think this is funny. It's funny as long as you're not the one using that toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" Kevin Slater *groan* AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Rod Hagen, whipped guy, + honcho and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Alabama Walmart Mistakenly Stocks Gun Counter With “Gun Oil” Lube http://imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net//uri/mgid:uma:image:logotv.com:10972208?quality=0.8&format=jpg&height=495&width=660 http://www.newnownext.com/alabama-walmart-mistakenly-stocks-gun-counter-with-gun-oil-lube/10/2015/ TruHart1 whipped guy, + WmClarke and beachboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whipped guy Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Alabama Walmart Mistakenly Stocks Gun Counter With “Gun Oil” Lube http://imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net//uri/mgid:uma:image:logotv.com:10972208?quality=0.8&format=jpg&height=495&width=660 http://www.newnownext.com/alabama-walmart-mistakenly-stocks-gun-counter-with-gun-oil-lube/10/2015/ TruHart1 Not as funny but I was recently in Walmart and the display was sold out of the small battery that I use for my kitchen scale. I asked an employee if there might be other displays in the store with batteries. He paused for a moment and said, "Yes! They sell batteries in the automotive department." I thanked him and started to head In that direction, but stopped and said to myself, "How stupid... You know damn well what type of batteries they sell there!" So I left the store. After reading the above, perhaps I should have given the automotive department a shot. I should have checked out the gun section which is adjacent to it as well!!!! TruHart1 and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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