+ FreshFluff Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 As part of the new initiative, every Air Canada terminal will also include an emotional baggage claim. After landing, passengers will be encouraged to visit the claim area, check in with an attendant and "really try to own whatever issues are preventing them from being a tolerable human being." http://www.cbc.ca/beta/comedy/funnystuff/air-canada-to-start-charging-for-emotional-baggage-in-2017-1.3631162 Zman, + honcho, + Gar1eth and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 http://www.mythornbury.co.uk/images/332-electricityposter.jpg Gman + Truereview, + honcho, rvwnsd and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 From the Onion: http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/A4914F18-D1A4-485D-BC60-08A1103F2E47_zpsrhfsa3za.jpg New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System ANN ARBOR, MI—Giving customers the ability to keep tabs on their order through every step of the process, Domino’s Pizza announced Tuesday the release of a new app that lets users track the progress of their food as it moves through the human digestive system. “After you take that first mouthwatering bite of Domino’s pizza, just log into our app on your smartphone or tablet to get updates on how your meal is progressing from ingestion, to digestion, to absorption, to elimination from the body,” Domino’s CEO J. Patrick Doyle said of the app that can reportedly provide users with real-time alerts when a food item has reached their pharynx, esophagus, stomach, small intestine, colon, rectum, or anus. “When you order from Domino’s, you don’t have to sit around wondering when your pizza or cheesy bread is going to arrive at its ultimate destination. As soon as you swallow, there’s a timer and a status bar that provides a detailed description of exactly where your food is and what’s happening to it.” According to company officials, Domino’s guarantees its deliveries will pass through you in 30 minutes or less. Gman AdamSmith, + WmClarke and TruHart1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Source Zman, + Gar1eth, TruHart1 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 + Oliver, + Truereview, + Gar1eth and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/20500/Space-Shuttle-Drawings-by-Leonardo-DaVinci--20905.jpg bigvalboy, + José Soplanucas, + honcho and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 bigvalboy, + quoththeraven, + Oliver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Not a fabrication -- an actual X-rated doodle from one of Leonardo's notebooks! http://dangerousminds.net/home/dangerou/dangerousminds.net/html/content/uploads/images/made/chrootcontent/uploads/images/tumblr_n2r8ezRavO1r5nul9o1_1280_465_214_int.jpg Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus. The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.” So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery. There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. For some background on Leonardo’s sexuality in general and his relationship with Salai in particular, there are few better sources than Ross King’s Leonardo and the Last Supper: According to Lomazzo’s account, Leonardo’s passion for the beautiful Salai therefore reached its peak at about the time work began on The Last Supper in Santa Maria delle Grazie. In the fifteenth century, Florentines were so well-known for homosexuality that the German word for sodomite was Florenzer. By 1415 the sexual behavior of young Florentine men had caused the city fathers such concern that “desiring to eliminate a worse evil by means of a lesser one” they licensed two more public brothels to go with the one they had opened with similar aspirations a dozen years earlier. When these establishments failed to produce the desired results, and still “desiring to extirpate that vice of Sodom and Gomorrah, so contrary to nature,” the city fathers took further action. In 1432, a special authority, the Ufficiali di Notte e Conservatori dei Monasteri, or Officers of the Night and Preservers of Morality in the Monasteries, was formed to catch and prosecute sodomites. Over the next seven decades, more than ten thousand men were apprehended by this night watch. -snip- According to Vasari, Salai was “a very attractive youth of unusual grace and looks, with very beautiful hair which he wore curled in ringlets and which delighted his master.” Giacomo seems to have served as a model for Leonardo. No definitive image of him exists, but art historians refer to a distinctive face that appears repeatedly in his drawings—that of a beautiful youth with a Greek nose, a mass of curls and a dreamy pout—as a “Salai-type profile.” -snip- Leonardo was almost certainly homosexual by the standards of later centuries. Freud was no doubt correct when he stated that it was doubtful whether Leonardo ever embraced a woman in passion. Two years after the Saltarelli affair, Leonardo wrote a partially legible declaration in his notebook: “Fioravante di Domenico at Florence is my most beloved friend, as though he were my….” A nineteenth-century editor of Leonardo’s writings hopefully filled in “brother,” but the relationship may well have been more intimate. http://dangerousminds.net/comments/an_x-rated_doodle_from_the_notebooks_of_leonardo_da_vinci Rod Hagen, beachboy, + Keith30309 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Got this via e-mail from a friend. TruHart1, + Keith30309, bigvalboy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/20500/Space-Shuttle-Drawings-by-Leonardo-DaVinci--20905.jpg Did Leonardo envision the Enterprise? If not, I'm lost. G beachboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Did Leonardo envision the Enterprise? If not, I'm lost. G The space shuttle! http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/531412main_Atlantis-flag-226.jpg You got to geek up, Gman. TruHart1, + Gar1eth and + José Soplanucas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsGuy Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 But one of the shuttles was naned "Enterprise", so apologize to G-man for the snarkiness. Mr Smith! Sauce for the goose and all that. TruHart1 and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 But one of the shuttles was naned "Enterprise", so apologize to G-man for the snarkiness. Mr Smith! On t'other hand, it is the fabulous Gman I was dissing... ...so to @Gar1eth I say... + Truereview, bigvalboy, + José Soplanucas and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 + Oliver, TruHart1, + honcho and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Or does this belong in Political Friday Funnies... + Oliver, + Truereview, + quoththeraven and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ FreshFluff Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Top 10 songs in musicals + WmClarke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Truly awful. Edited August 4, 2016 by AdamSmith Zman, + Oliver, + Gar1eth and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Or does this belong in Political Friday Funnies... Captain Kirk: forward thrusters! AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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