TruHart1 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 TruHart1 BabyBoomer, marylander1940 and + honcho 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 A celebrated hypnotist was performing at the senior center. “And now, ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “I’m going to put you all into a trance.” Holding up a beautiful old watch on a chain, he said, “Please keep your eyes on this watch. It’s a very special one, by the way, because it’s been in my family for more than two hundred years.” As he spoke, he began to swing the watch slowly back and forth, back and forth. “Keep your eyes on the watch,” he said again and again. Suddenly, the watch slipped off its chain and shattered on the floor. “Shit!” yelled the hypnotist. It took the custodians two days to clean the room. + azdr0710 and + BlueSky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BlueSky Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 BabyBoomer, marylander1940 and + sam.fitzpatrick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 But where's the joke? Gman ??♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Seen on Scruff: "I want a man with good Christian values. And when I say 'Christian,' I mean Christian Grey!!" Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 But where's the joke? Gman ??♂️ Uh, he’s got a clap on his buttocks???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 But where's the joke? Gman ??♂️ Uh, he’s got a clap on his buttocks???? Doesn't everyone go into their urologist like that? Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sam.fitzpatrick Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) The last time I had a prostate exam, the doctor had me bend over and said, this may hurt a little. Without thinking, I said, "I doubt it." Edited July 8, 2019 by sam.fitzpatrick keefer, BabyBoomer and + BlueSky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 + azdr0710 and + BlueSky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ tassojunior Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 [MEDIA=twitter]1147588984207486978[/MEDIA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 beachboy and + Midwestern Guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 The last time I had a prostrate exam, the doctor had me bend over and said, this may hurt a little. Without thinking, I said, "I doubt it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 People can be so cruel. Gman keefer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 + FreshFluff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 http://cdn.thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny-motto.jpg + BlueSky and + jeezopete 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 http://cdn.thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny-nutjuice.jpg beachboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 BabyBoomer and beachboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 [MEDIA=twitter]1152504764984254464[/MEDIA] beachboy, + jeezopete and + tassojunior 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 I looked at this and wondered what it was trying to say, clicked on it to see if it linked to something deep and meaningful. [MEDIA=twitter]1152936315698188289[/MEDIA] Slowly the penny dropped. This was BBC News' successful entry in the Twitter 'Stating the Bleeding Obvious' prize for 2019. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Twitter can be hell, but there are things that keep drawing me back. [MEDIA=twitter]1154151060002336768[/MEDIA] prof, Kevin Slater, rvwnsd and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 “The scene is the bar car of a train somewhere between Paris and Antwerp,” Edwards confesses. “A waiter asks a question in French which I loosely translated to ‘Would you care for a drink?’ I reply, ‘Cote du Rhone, si vous plait’ in practiced French. To which the waiter (now speaking very clear English) responds, ‘I am not your fucking waiter; I am the conductor. Now, could I have your ticket please.’” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 I should've stayed home today... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9PAgPg838 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Rod Hagen, + BlueSky, beachboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Oops http://www.trend-chaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ladder-fail-72124.jpg http://www.trend-chaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/contractorfails-train-67940.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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