Swimming Naked

[foxy]

One of the things I should have stressed in my baggy bathing suit post was how uncomfortable I think all that fabric is when you're swimming. I think there is no better feeling (sex aside, of course) than swimming naked. Pool, ocean, lake, whatever...it's so erotic! Damn, I need a body of water right now. How can something be so cool and hot at the same time?

Ban all bathing suits!!!

[Rick Munroe]

>Ban all bathing suits!!!

 

All the guys who like white butts on tan bodies won't be too happy with that. http://www.maleprime.com/escorts/10064_5.jpg

[chrismac]

Mmm mmm.

 

Keep the tanline. Keep the tanline... (the sound of a chorus of thousands of male voices chanting in unison while holding aloft candles and torches outside your apartment building)

[Rick Munroe]

>Keep the tanline. Keep the tanline... (the sound of a chorus

>of thousands of male voices chanting in unison while holding

>aloft candles and torches outside your apartment building)

 

Shall I moon 'em from the fire escape? Or toss down the speedo I wore this afternoon?

[Bilbo]

Put that way, Chris, you make it sound a bit like that really wacko episode of the original Star Trek where Kirk is on the planet where nobody gets sick. :7

[Guest curious2000]

Rick, your tanline looks delicious...I wish my face and tongue was between those luscious buns!

:9

[duke37]

You mean the one where they all looked like surfers with antenna? And they pitched fruits and vegetables in the serpent headed temple mouth?

 

So I guess in this case we line up at Ricks ass with tongues out and drooling? Okay sounds good meet you there!

 

Jeff

[foxy]

ok, ok so Rick gets to keep his tanline. Maybe I should change this to "Who wants to go swimming naked with Rick Munroe"?

[+ deej]

>Maybe I should

>change this to "Who wants to go swimming naked with Rick

>Munroe"?

 

Swimming? Not really.

 

But what the hell. I DO! I DO! :+

[Rick Munroe]

You guys are making my butt blush. :+

[Guest Derek Ross]

>You guys are making my butt blush.

 

The only way to make that butt blush is with a firm hand or a belt.

[HooBoy]

Can you two pretty boys wrassle for us here??? NAKED... We can do a pay per view and everyone will benefit...

 

Woo Hoo!!

[Houston Bonfires]

Gentlemen:

 

I took a small unscientific study here in Houston and polled a few hundred of my closest friends and the results are as follows:

 

Swimming with Rick = 33%

Inducing Blush with words 19%

Inducing Blush barehanded 21%

Inducing Blush with Brush 26%

No Opinion 1%

 

Watching Derek induce blush 110%

 

 

Three cheers for Rick's pink ass}>

[Rick Munroe]

>Inducing Blush with Brush 26%

 

OUCH! Can you make that a toothbrush? :+

 

>No Opinion 1%

 

Damn, I better work a little harder at this self-promoting thing.

 

>Watching Derek induce blush 110%

 

How did you know he loves an audience?

[Rick Munroe]

>Can you two pretty boys wrassle for us here??? NAKED... We

>can do a pay per view and everyone will benefit...

 

Hey, I like that idea, Hooboy. Would there be bets placed? I know who I'd put my money on. Last year, we had a client who wanted to see us wrestle each other & he (and Derek) were shocked at the aggression & nastiness that came out of me. Derek is shorter than me but much more packed with muscle...those big/solid traps, shoulders & arms coupled with his macho swagger made it seem like a sure thing he'd win but I eventually pinned that sucker. Not bad for my first time, huh? We were drenched in sweat & spent but then the client wanted to see Derek fuck me so...I let him win that round. }>

[Guest ortrud45]

Hey guys:

 

If we posters entice, provoke, charm, titillate .... Rick some more,

I'm positive we get more bedroom- and escort-stories in the open!:9

 

Way hot, funny and better as any fantasies or jackoff-mags!

ortrud45

[foxy]

Helloooooo...."Swimming Naked"...it's the subject of the post...am I alone here? Ok, so I'll just swim by myself. See if I care...but suppose there's a shark? Or something that will bite me. Say, who likes to get bitten?...by Rick Munroe? See, now you've got me doing it....I give up!

[Guest Ant415]

What out for the pirahnas.

[Guest Derek Ross]

>his macho swagger made it seem like a sure

>thing he'd win but I eventually pinned that sucker.

 

Ricky, everyone knows you're the sucker of the family. I'm the one that gets sucked, and the one that taught you how to do it right. }>

[Houston Bonfires]

Derek Ross you devil.

Some lucky day I'm going to secure your services for three hours and make you sit through reruns of Gunsmoke while calling you Miss Kitty. That will put a respectful tongue back in your head. Don't be so "hard" on Muffie Munroe as he is one of the few posters who keeps this lil ole site so fascinating and exhilarating. Wow after those two words I have to take an aspirin and rest. But just you wait.:*

 

 

Houston Bonfires

[Rick Munroe]

You're learning my little trick, Houston. I love to get Derek all riled up...he's a wild fuck when he's mad. }>