Escorts wearing baseball caps

[Guest]

I just wanted to complete the picture regarding my encounter. The escort is 30 years old. I flew him in from out of town (he did an outstanding job when I saw him during a one-hour encounter over a year ago), so it wasn't possible for me to send him home to change. He had buzzed hair but his hair wasn't really thinning. I ended up only insisting he take his cap off when we were in the bedroom, because I was afraid he might come up with "attitude." I had a lot of fun with him, but I don't think I'd make that kind of an "investment" in him again, because I think he knew how I felt about both his clothing and his cap. It would be hard for me to believe that someone would think that "casual but nice" would include thermal underwear, and I did say early on "Are you sure you want to wear that baseball cap?"

Sometimes I don't think some escorts realize that a week-end hire (or longer) is a sacrifice both financially and time-wise/emotionally for the client. I mean, it pleases me to show the escort a wonderful time, but I like the escort to show appreciation not only in the bedroom.

[Guest 7Zach]

I want to be sure that I got this right?

he wore the cap the entire week-end, except when you insisted he take it off in the bedroom?

[Guest 7Zach]

And if he did wear it all week-end, except the bed-room, come on, cough up the NAME! Still laughing.

[Guest]

I don't want to mention his name publically because I'm still fond of him. I just don't think I'll be hiring him for a week-end again.

[trilingual]

He came in from out of town with nothing but a backwards baseball cap and thermal underwear? What I want to know is if you actually took him to dinner and a show wearing those? If so, where did you take him? Denny's? IHOP? Burger King?

 

I just can't imagine any excuse for such behavior from someone 30 years old. Did he fly in? He must have been a real spectacle on the plane!

 

Sounds like there are plenty of other hot guys out there who have a clue about proper dress and presentation when informed they're going to be taken out to a show and nice restaurants. Do patronize them! :-)

[Will]

If you're still fond of him, I don't blame you for not wanting to publish his name. However, it might be a good idea for you to make sure he sees this thread.

 

It was bad enough, in my opinion, before we learned that you'd flown him in and that he's thirty years old. He strikes out on two counts for that: one, for not bringing some variety in a change of clothes; two, for being old enough to know better.

 

I think he really did treat you badly. If you're truly fond of him, you might do both him and yourself a favor by telling him so. And should he want confirmation that he was out of line, there's plenty of back-up on this thread, and from some of the top escorts out there, like Talvin and Rick.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>I ended up only insisting he take his cap off when we were in the bedroom, because I was afraid he might come up with "attitude."

 

Well if he wore the silly thing all weekend, you probably would have gotten an attitude. Sounds like this guy's really attached to his ball cap. Someone that obsessed with an affectation would most likely begrudge the one asking for it's removal.

 

>I had a lot of fun with him, but I don't think I'd make that kind of an "investment" in him again.. and I did say early on "Are you sure you want to wear that baseball cap?"<

 

Maybe the hat was meant to conceal his density?

 

>Sometimes I don't think some escorts realize that a week-end hire (or longer) is a sacrifice both financially and time-wise/emotionally for the client.<

 

While what you say may be ripe with validity, the reverse may also have been true. It might have been too great a sacrifice for this fellow to take off his cap for you. Maybe he should put in his ad: "For medical/personal/aesthetic reasons, I must always be adorned with a ball cap - will not remove - so don't ask." That would certainly clear the air for any future clients.

 

One important factor that has been overlooked here that just may exonerate the escort in question: Was there a logo on the hat? Some sort of insidious corporate branding may be to blame for your escorts' possibly inadvertant lack of respect. A desired affiliation with a popular brand name is often an unstoppable force. The perma-donned hat is even easier to explain (but not to excuse) if there was a sports team logo on it. Loyalty to an athletic club is even more powerful (and addictive) than subliminal mental manipulation at the hands of the advertising media.

 

It may not be the escort's fault.

[Bilbo]

I agree, Talvin, that the escort should have been willing to remove his hat. If you're showing your whole body, what's a little hat hair compared to the other privacies you're giving up? And when I've had hat hair, a little touseling handles it and I would relish the opportunity to have my client's hands in my hair (well, most of them) as it is a beautifully sensitive part of my body.

 

However, I disagree with you about washing your hair every day. I once read that Jack Lemmon, I think it was, only washed his hair every other day, and that was many years ago when that was even a more unthought of proposition. But he had very nice hair, and he pointed out that washing too often is really not good for your hair. So, I (and I always any more think of myself of the tip of an iceberg - if I do something, there's a good chance there's a lot of other people who do, too) can step out of the shower and still not have washed my hair since yesterday.

 

I also suggest that if possible you refrain from shaving one day each week to give your skin a rest from all of that razor abrasion.

[Bilbo]

I usually only wear my gimme caps when walking my dog, to keep the sun out of my eyes. I have a high forehead but will probably go to my grave with very thick, coarse hair. (I can't grow long hair without thinning shears or it all turns into an afro, which doesn't quite fit this Irish face.)

[Bilbo]

I keep wondering if this "thermal underwear" was what I believe is called a Cargo Shirt. I've even seen them offered in International Male. Which would give it a sort of cachet. Colored, with some buttons at the neck? I can see someone who took the "casual" part of your directions too literally thinking that he was actually fairly in style wearing one of them. They even look good on me. ;-)

[Bastian]

>One important factor that has been overlooked here that just

>may exonerate the escort in question: Was there a logo on

>the hat?

 

Obviously, there MUST have been a logo affixed to this enterprising new breed of capitalist escort. He was selling ad space on the part of his body that wasn't being used at the time. Bravo. Escorts, realize your potential; why should it stop there? Sports team logo-ed jockstraps, bathhouse labeled clean up towels...I wonder which escort would get the Pepsi cockring account?

 

 

:7

[SmallTownJohn]

No baseball caps for me--my head is too big<g>

 

 

John

[Bilbo]

I know what you mean, I've got seven and five eigths myself, but even then the occaisional gimme cap is big enough, and some worth searching for.

[Guest chibil]

After years of dressing formally for work, for concerts, opera, theatre, etc., I can't get too worked up about what an escort wears. I no longer dress to the 9s--well maybe formalwear for opening night at the Lyric. i prefer comfortable and casual.

 

In the past two years, I have had a couple of escorts who continuously, or often, wore baseball caps. One was given to wearing the cap to bed. He did not want to remove it when entering a cathedral in Europe where there was a sign that said--gentlemen remove your hats. He did though. When I took him to his first opera, he said that all he had to wear were jeans and sneakers. I told him that was fine since there are folks in the upper balcony who wear very casual stuff. Yet he showed up with new shoes, shirt, jacket, and pants. And, went without a cap.

 

The other escort would arrive with cap which he removed. Appropriately he wore it to the Cubs game though. And never to bed.

 

At this point both of these escorts have "retired" from escorting. I miss their company very much. I would dearly welcome their return--wearing baseball caps permanently!!

[+ Lucky]

Once a very cute escort took off his very cute baseball cap. But, for some reason, I enjoyed fucking him more when he was wearing the cap. So I simply asked him to put it back on. If the opposite was true, I would have asked him to take it off. Either way, it is not such a hard request to accomodate!

[Guest man2man4u40]

>Once a very cute escort took off his very cute baseball cap.

>But, for some reason, I enjoyed fucking him more when he was

>wearing the cap. So I simply asked him to put it back on. If

>the opposite was true, I would have asked him to take it

>off. Either way, it is not such a hard request to

>accomodate!

 

As a guy who has had several skin cancers removed from his head, face and neck, I'm forever wearing a hat when I'm running errands, working out, etc. But when one is showing up for a dinner date, in my book it's a big no-no.

 

BUT I will say that I have lived out the experience that Lucky has described above (but not with him) and I can see how it could be a real turn on, especially after reading previous threads about some of those NY Yankee players and how they fill out their uniforms.

[Guest TruthTeller]

This thread is making me so sick. British grandmothers fret about the impropriety of youth wearing backwards baseball caps -- not gay whoremongers and the whores they hire!!!

 

Between the "clients" who are desperate to delusionally transform their prostitution experience into tea with the Queen - and the "escorts" who are so eager to pretend that their job is about providing erudite companionship to gentlemanly men of means rather than selling their hole for a few $20 bills - this site oozes with more effete, prissy snottishness than a fucking PTA meeting in the Victorian era.

 

"I met him for the purpose of paying him $150 to lick his asshole, but I was so very offended and horrified when he arrived wearing a most unfashionable and slovenly baseball hat. Backwards. How ghastly!"

 

I hear some escorts these days even listen to rock music and smoke marijuana! How very declasse. Fucking someone in the mouth for money - nothing wrong with that - but putting your baseball hat on backwards. It's unspeakable, really.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>I found the baseball cap syndrome (thank God not yet

>exported to Europe) to be unnerving.

 

It's difficult even to imagine what an effete, prissy pussy you are if you find something like a backwards baseball cap to be "unnerving." Does it make you tremble? Do you want to cry when you see one? Do you purse your fat lips up and make the tsk-tsk sound while you lament the decline of Victorian sensibilities among the whores you pay to fuck?

 

Is it really possible to have a dick and describe the "baseball cap syndrome" as "unnerving." Please admit that you have a vagina.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>At

>worst, the backwards-worn baseball cap can have gang

>associations.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

This is one of the funniest - and dumbest - things I have ever read.

 

I know when I walk down the street and see someone in a backwards baseball cap (which is every third person or so), I have a hard time deciding whether they're Blood or Crip. One thing I *do* know - I steer clear of these vicious criminals.

 

>More power to the client who likes this, but

>I have to say that I instantly turn off when there is any

>hint of gang language, dress or attitude. I suspect I am

>not alone.

 

Backwards baseball hats aren't merely signs of gang membership - I personally think they signify complicity in the September 11 attacks.

 

>I was at a

>very nice cocktail party on Park Avenue a few nights ago and

>a 20-something guy turned up in (clean and nice) sweat

>pants, tennies and tee shirt. It was jarring, to say the

>least.

 

"Jarring, to say the least"???? Isn't this a grotesque understatement? Think about it: Sweat pants and a t-shirt? On Park Avenue??? At a cocktail party?????

 

And all you can say is "jarring"? I'd say despicable, heinous, disgusting, horrifying, frigthening!!!! He must have been an Al-Quaeda member!

 

>I have been to weddings and funerals where teens and

>20's types wore the same uniform. I can't begin to imagine

>what they were thinking.

 

Maybe they were thinking that it's more important to come and show genuine sadness over the deceased, and to pay respects by showing up to honor their dead friend and having more on their mind than what was on your "mind": whether you look nice and dapper in your Barney's suit and whether your stupid prissy hankerchief matches your panties.

 

You do know, don't you, that you sound like an old, particularly crotchety, dried up British grandmother? You can admit that, can't you?

[+ Lucky]

"This thread is making me so sick."

Of course, we know TT loves being sick. He has posts 41, 42, AND 43!

But, as always, his humor is entticing. I tip my baseball cap to him!

[buckguy]

"I met him for the purpose of paying him $150 to lick his asshole, but I was so very offended and horrified when he arrived wearing a most unfashionable and slovenly baseball hat. Backwards. How ghastly!"

 

I'm still laughing at this (as well as at the "vagina" remark upthread).

 

You really nailed this. The tone of the "aghast" clients and escorts is something. Why, you'd expect them to be using finger bowls for their lube.

[Rick Munroe]

>This thread is making me so sick.

>Fucking someone in the

>mouth for money - nothing wrong with that - but putting your

>baseball hat on backwards. It's unspeakable, really.

 

TT, you are so fucking funny!

I'm with you on this one, and although I never wear b-ball caps (they hide my bedroom eyes ;-)), I just want to add that I was under the impression that it's the cocksucker who wears the hat backwards...no? Isn't it like the old hankie codes...forward for feeder, backward for drainer (the bill getting in the way for a deep throater)? So you should say "sucking someone's cock for money..." (remember the old adage: Be fucking funny but be correct.)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Based on the title, I overlooked this thread for the longest time...

 

I'd have never guessed the outpouring of passionate comments it is generating.

 

I do subscribe to dress appropriate for the occasion... but that is an ephemeral standard, and it seems that some may have turned their clocks off in 1970. :-)

 

However, there should be limits to 'causal dress' depending on the occasion. Some significant portion of the population is mired in bad or no taste and this is not limited to 20-somethings. I have been appalled at middle age people attending Broadway shows in shorts and jeans. So don't aim your barbs soley at the younger generation. This is a decade of sloppy attitudes and attire as was the 90s.

 

The only thing tacky about wearing a cap is... does it fit the occasion. I suggest for formal affairs a black tux with a black silk or satin cap matching the black tie. For summer, a white dinner jacket with matching silk or satin cap contrasting with black tie. The bill definitely goes in the front for the opera and concerts and in the back for black tie hoe downs. On the other hand either cap is overkill for the baseball game (unless it is the series) -- a cotton twill with a splash of mustard will do nicely. It's all in selecting something appropriate to the occasion.

 

I now feel self-conscious about my cap, the more so when I wear the bill in the back -- I'm feeling the heavy weight of peer pressure... :o

 

I agree that the bill in the back is appropriate for cock sucking and for missionary fucking. I do love those young missionary types.

:9

 

I have more thoughts but gotta run.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>It's difficult even to imagine what an effete, prissy pussy you are if you find something like a backwards baseball cap to be "unnerving."<

 

Sounds like his pussy has you unnerved.

 

>Is it really possible to have a dick and describe the "baseball cap syndrome" as "unnerving." Please admit that you have a vagina.<

 

TT, I could take you alot more seriously if you weren't wearing that stupid baseball cap. You're not the dim escort in question, are you? It would explain your distaste for this thread.

[Traveller]

>>At

>>worst, the backwards-worn baseball cap can have gang

>>associations.

>

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>

>This is one of the funniest - and dumbest - things I have

>ever read.

>

>I know when I walk down the street and see someone in a

>backwards baseball cap (which is every third person or so),

>I have a hard time deciding whether they're Blood or Crip.

>One thing I *do* know - I steer clear of these vicious

>criminals.

>

>>More power to the client who likes this, but

>>I have to say that I instantly turn off when there is any

>>hint of gang language, dress or attitude. I suspect I am

>>not alone.

>

>Backwards baseball hats aren't merely signs of gang

>membership - I personally think they signify complicity in

>the September 11 attacks.

>

 

Possibly your best ever. I tip my hat. I had to hold back because these posts needed both barrels and it was a particularly rough day in Tora Bora. Those mountains are making it so damn hard to shoot muslims. Thank God for the baseball caps or we'd never know who was a Taliban and who wasn't.

 

Later.